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ridiculous as we did, though many of them, we have no doubt, were in reality as wise as ourself. What metamorphoses and transmutations were there! Not that we knew all, one half, or more than one tenth of the multitude; but among our friends (and now and then we recognized somebody that we could claim) scarcely one bore any similitude to himself. It would be invidious to make any distinction, or to point out to particular notice those who seemed to have laid aside every vestige of ⚫ original self,' we shall therefore pursue the commou newspaper plan, and, recording some of the most conspicuous characters we observed, leave their friends and the public to make their own comments on the strange alterations and pleasant conceits which diversified the

scene.

The dignified and respected Mayor and the amiable and beautiful Mayoress appeared without masks; the former in evening full-dress, the latter in a white gauze dress, tastefully ornamented with bugles, a Spanish hat with a superb plume of feathers and diamonds, diamond necklace and armlets. They took their station at the top of the great room, and most of the company paid characteristic respects to them during the evening.

Mr. Atkinson, in evening full dress.

Mr. Samuel Grimshaw, in the splendid dress-uniform of the 10th Lancers, and

Miss Grimshaw, in an elegant fancy-dress, were attached to the Mayor's party and unmasked.

Mr. King, of Kirkham, as Bardolph, had not even | golden fires,' which we were told was intended as a reone halfpenny worth of bread to an intolerable deal of presentation of night. What business had 'tragic mesack.' lancholy night' in such a scene?

Mr. R. Kay was excellently habited as a Shiek Chief,
in a genuine native costume.
Miss Henrietta Fielding, as an English Gipsy-Girl, was
most correctly apparelled.
Mr. Jos. Bray, as Richard the Third, was Richard
himself again!'

Miss Buckley, in a simple Faney-dress, looked very
interesting.

Mr. Jos. Buckley, an elderly Gentleman.
Mr. Robert Buckley in a handsome Fancy Dress.
Mr. H. Wyatt in a Domino.

Mr. Rycroft, of Bolton, as a Jew Quill-Merchant, was
such an extortioner that no one would buy of him.
Mr. Lodge as Sir John Falstaff; Great!
Mr. Rogerson, of Blackburn, a Crier of correct lists
and last dying speeches.

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Mrs. Townley Parker was sweet Ann Page, and Miss Bourne assumed the same character-we cannot say which was the sweeter.

Sir Richard and Lady Brooke were most chastely habited as an Indian Chief and his Wife, and attracted universal attention.

Miss Barton, a beautiful Sultana.

Miss Wainhouse, of Leeds, was an antiquated Lady of the last century-Misses E. and C. Wainhouse, Quakeresses.

The three Miss Gorsts were the Weird Women,' very correctly dressed.

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We cannot undertake to describe all the various characters which were assembled on this festive occasion, nor indeed to mention severally, even those which might The Misses Jerningham were in the character of Norwell challenge notoriety, for the correctness of theirwegian Ladies, unadorned, adorned the most.' costume, or the spirit of their personation. We must content ourself, (and our readers too must be satisfied) with a brief recapitulation of the individuals who came ander our immediate observation; and whose reputation in society, the attraction of their character, or our own acquaintance caused to be particularly regarded.

Mr. Hulton and Mr. R. Dennison were conspicuous, in every group, as the representatives of a French hairdresser and bis assistant. Poudre, papillotes, and fers à friser, were in almost ceaseless activity, and they had the prettiest fluency of professional chit-chat imaginable. Mr. Baxendale, as Signore Marvelloso Impostoro, was not less attractive, and exhibited, in a most imposing style, pictured representations of the chief wonders he had met with, in his travels over all the accessible and inacich we cessible parts of our planet.' He had adopted this method of communicating information, in cisgust with the quackeries of book-making and the illiberality of reviewers; who in revenge had maliciously propagated a report that he was nothing but a common showman, and had caravans travelling through the country;' which however, he conscientiously assured his auditors was a gross fabrication to injure his justly acquired celebrity.

Lord Molyneux as a Yorkshireman made a great noise, and succeeded in his clownish humours to perfection. Mrs. Dukenfield Astley, as a ballad-singer, for a while created a prevalent sensation of delight; we think she vanished en masque, and returned as a French florist.

We were told that Mr. Dnkenfield Astley was the Clown, but we would not believe it.

Mr. Addison, of Preston, was a Dancing Bear, and afterwards a Spanish Grandee. We do not know which he played the best.

Mr. E. Gorst, junior, as an African, appeared naked

and was not ashamed.'

The Earl of Wilton, as a British Tar, only changed his character of one Pillar of the State' for another.

Mr. Wormald, a Venetian Bully. Mess. Guest, Heron, Crossley, and Isherwood, were habited as Choristers of the Collegiate Church, and entertained the Mayoress with the gee of Here's a health,' accompanied by a chime of bell-glasses; afterwards, Mr. Guest personated a Pedant, Mr. Heron came again as the Ghost of an unfortunate Lover, and Mr. Crossley appeared as a Jew.

Mr. Charles Matchitt as a Mountebank Jester. Mr. Browne, of London, as Mark Magnum, seemed completely at home.'

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Mr. Bootle Wilbraham, as an old English Lady, was admirably attired, and performed the part most naturally. Miss Braithwaite, of Up-Holland, represented an Old Woman from Ratchdaw with very great effect and cor

rectness.

Robin Hood and Friar Tuck; Lord Linten was superbly
Mr. R. Sharpe was an Archer; Mr. Haigh, of Halifax,
habited as an Arab Chief; Mr. J. J. Ollivant was in a
handsome Spanish Dress; Miss Sergent attired as a
Flower-Girl; Miss Boyer as a Nun.

Mr. Forster was ludicrously fitted up as a Child learn-
ing to walk-he was in leading strings, and a nurse

attended him.

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Captain Langton was a very demure Quaker Lady; The Hon. T. Powis, a very valgar Country Woman; Mr. Westmacolt pattered flash,' as Bob Logic; Mr. H. Whittle, (poor man, we gave him sixpence) played most affecting tunes on the violin, and limped about, as an old soldier, most wofully.

Mr. Hesketh of Rafford was a Fish Woman: her

Billingsgate was not of the genteelest.

not.

Mr. Sherrington, a Chelsea-Bun Man, and Mr. Bromilow a dealer in Bambury Cakes, cried aloud and spared Mr. R. Birley was a Physician; Mr. J. Hull, Hamlet; Signor Porta, in a handsome Spanish costume; Mr. Charles Clegg, in a fancy-dress; Mr. James Fraser, a Friar; Miss H. Rawsthorne, a Quakeress; Mr. Fielding junior, a Welsh Farmer; Miss Greenalls, French Peasants; Mr. Troughton, a Highlander; Mr. Corry, a Watchman; Mr. J. Smith, Speaker of the House of Commons; Dr. Alexander, a Prig M. D.; Mr. Jas. Bourne, in uniform; Mr. B. Withington, a Jew Pedlar.

Miss Warrens, were Servant-women in search of
places, and could have very good characters from their
last situations.

Miss Brooks of Liverpool, was very interesting as a
Carniolan Peasant-Girl.

Mrs. Braham was Mary Queen of Scotts, and Miss
Bolton, a Sicilian Peasant.

Mr. Dale as a Rat-Catcher, caught nothing but ap-
plause.

Mr. Taylor, as Giles Scroggins in the flesh, afterwards as Giles in the spirit.

Mr. Bousfield as Doctor Pangloss, reached the right reading,' and received many promises of pupils for five generations to come.

Mr. Josh. Lingard was a faithful pieture of an English nobleman of the time of Queen Elizabeth.

The Hon. E. Stanley, Messrs. Horrocks and Hornby, formed a group of most beggarly looking Ballad Singers, and were very entertaining Mr. Stanley afterwards represented a dirty Scullion-Wench.

Mrs. Hulton, as an Albanian Peasant Girl, was most correctly attired.

There was a black allegorical dress, 'fretted with

Besides an innumerable quantity of dominoes and fancydresses, there were a great variety of characters (many of them well sustained) which we have not the means of Nuns, Friars, (no Penitents that night) Dutchmen, Greenenumerating separately; Abbots, Abbesses, Pilgrims, landers, Moors, Turks, Spaniards, Scotchmen, Hackney Coachmen, Barbers, Chinese, Indians, French Cooks, Jews, Soldiers, Slaves, Fiddlers, Farmers, Watchmen, Clergymen, Barristers, Collegians, Dr. Syntax, Don Quixote, in short every shade and distinction of character and costume that can well be imagined.

At twelve o'clock the national anthem of God save the King was struck up by the several bands in the rooms, which was previously understood as a signal for the company to unmask. The supper room was then thrown open, to which many eagerly repaired for refreshment: afterwards quadrilles were commenced, and dancing was. kept up by the motley assembly to a late hour.

The following letter was written by the celebrated Mr. Addison, on receiving certain hints, which it was impossible to misunderstand, from a married lady, the wife of his friend; and will bear ample testimony to the purity of his conduct, and to his powers of resisting one of the strongest temptations to which our nature is subject.

"MADAM,-It would be ridiculous in me, after the late intimation you were pleased to favour me with, to affect any longer an ignorance of your sentiments, however opposite an approbation of them must be to the dictates of reason and justice. This expression I am sensible may appear inconsistent in the mouth of a polite man, but I hope it is no disgrace to a sincere one. In matters of importance, delicacy ought to give way to truth, and ceremony must be sacrificed to candour. An honest freedom is the privilege of ingenuity; and the mind, which is above the practice of deceit, can never stoop to be guilty of flattery upon such a point.

"Give me leave, madam, to remark, that the connectiou subsisting between your husband and myself is of a nature too strong for me to think of injuring him in a point where the happiness of his life is so materially concerned. You cannot be insensible of his goodness or my obligations; and suffer me to observe, that, were I capable of such an action, how much soever my behaviour might be rewarded by your passion, I must be despised by your reason, and, though I might be esteemed as a lover, I should be hated as a man. Highly sensible of the power of your beauty, I am determined to avoid an interview where my peace and honour may be for ever lost. You have passions, you say, madam; give me leave to answer, you have understanding also; you have a heart susceptible of the tenderest impressions, but a soul, if you would choose to awaken it, beyond an unwarrantable indulgence of them; and let me intreat you, for your own sake, to resist any giddy impulse or illplaced inclination which shall induce you to entertain a thought prejudicial to your own honour, and repugnant to your virtue.

"I too, madam, am far from being insensible. I too have passions; and would my situation, a few years ago, have allowed me a possibility of succeeding, I should legally have solicited that happiness which you are now ready to bestow. I had the honour of supping at Mr. D.'s, where I first saw you; and I shall make no scruple in declaring, that I never saw a person so irresistibly beautiful, nor a manner so excessively engaging; but the superiority of your circumstances prevented any declaration on my side, although I burnt with a flame as strong as ever fired the human breast. I laboured to conceal it. Time and absence at length abated a hopeless passion, and your marriage with my patron effectually cured it. Do no, madam, endeavour to rekindle that taste, and blast your own honour, which has been hitherto flame; do not destroy a tranquillity I have just begun to unsullied. My best esteem is your's; but should I promise more, consider the fatal necessity I should be under of removing myself from an intercourse so dangerous, In any other commands, dispose of,

MADAM,

Your humble servant."

WINE AND WALLNUTS.

CHAPTER X.

THE NEW STREET.

patron, in an argument about the increase of buildings?"

I think I have heard it," replied the Doctor; "but I have no clear recollection of the conversation, other than that Flitcroft has proved himself a prophet."

"Just so, Docthor. When Flitcroft was striking My old friend the Doctor having expressed a desire the scaffold of the tower-or steeple, more properlyto see the new street before he returned to Cambridge, of St. Giles's in the fields-a structure, by the way, we were determined to make a survey of it, from its that not only does credit to him as an architect, but recommencement opposite Carlton Palace, to its termina-flects honour on the good taste of Lord Burlington--or tion in Portland Place. So calling a hackney-chariot at Charing-cross, we were imperceptibly carried by our speculations, like the noble buildings we went to examine, much farther than had ever been dreamt of; taking a sweep up to the Regent's Park, round by Saint John's Wood, through Paddington, down Park Lane, along Grosvenor Place, round by Pimlico at the back of Westminster, to Palace Yard, and from thence home-a journey, winding in and out, according to the coachman's reckoning, who was a steady, civil driver, of between eight and nine miles.

"Well," said the Doctor, as soon as he had seated himself, "where is my pocket-map?"-when, on examining the ground we had passed over, he added, "This surpasses my expectation, although I expected much. Yet this mighty space, such is the wondrous spirit of the age, forms but a small part, as I find by the plan here, (holding the map open with extended arms,) but a small part of what has been covered, since I used to perambulate the town."-[The Doctor had been in the Metropolis but once for more than thirty years, and then, it being in the depth of winter, he rarely left the fireside; so that every improvement within that period was new to him.]

"Here," said he, "somewhere about this spot (Gloucester Place,) did poor Gray take me to see Benjamin West exhibit on the ice. It was upon a large cow-pond. Sir, he was the most elegant skater of his day. I' faith, as many fine ladies flocked to see him as though he had been a phoenix. And I remember we went in the evening to dine at a tavern at Old Mary-lebone Gardens, and were stopped by two footpads in our way back to Oxford Road. Sir, the site of these welllighted streets was then a sad cut-throat place. Poor Gray was in great tribulation, for the ruffians seized his watch, which was given to him by Cæsar Hawkins, the surgeon-he who injected the human heart for Hogarth, which he painted in his unfortunate picture of Sigismunda. The watch had been worn by Abraham Cowley, the poet. Gray, although a nervous man, would not part with it without a little expostulation; such as- My worthy friends, I value that watch-gentlemen, it's of little value to you-gentlemen, use us like gentlemen-for we are not armed, gentlemen,' and so on; when the ruffians retorted with tremendous oaths, None of your palavering, we are no gemmen, but dirty blackguards.'

"Gray, unconsciously I believe, still held the chain, when providentially, to use the poet's words, some riotous drunken Irishmen came suddenly fighting out of a cowhouse-it was dark as pitch-and the thieves decamped. "O, mercy on us!" exclaimed the Doctor, "I wonder if any of these unforeseen, incalculable adventures happen now-a-days-ha-ha-ha-ha! For the bustle did not end here-ha-ha-ha-ha! We were so dreadfully scared, that we would have rushed into the arms of the fighting Irishmen for protection; but they not expecting us, or taking us for peace-officers, (perhaps, for coming upon them so confidently when all rational beings leave them the field,) scampered away for their lives, and we pursued-actually ran with all our might and main for protection at the hands of these mad fellows, who, frightened out of their wits, were flying

from us. O! I shall never forget Mary-le-bone Gardens-tnough on looking for the old spot, I perceived nothing was left-no, not even a trace of the site, excepting a few elms, which I think were enclosed in the gardens, but now standing alone, at the termination of one of your modern streets. Ah! what would old Lord Burlington say of the town reaching thus far!-How little could his lordship have supposed such a change, when he drove here in his coach and four, with a gay company, to hear Leveridge sing-Leveridge, with his voice of thunder!"

"Pray, Docthor, did Mr. Horatio Walpole ever tell You of the quarrel between old Harry Flitcroft and his

the prescience of his Lordship, if you please-which led him to discover the dormant genius of that skilful builder. Yes, when Flitcroft, for the last time, went on the scaffold, he looked around, and prophesied-The the town.' time will arrive when my church will be in the heart of

"How much to be envied was that enlightened nobleman," observed the Doctor. "His table was constantly surrounded by the greatest men of the age. Yes, he was a man who, in addition to high birth and splendid fortune, possessed great natural parts and a cultivated taste. What rare felicity, regarding the arts as he did, to be surrounded with such worthies as Pope, and Swift, and Mead, and Arbuthnot, and Gibbs, and Kent; and loving music as he did, to be enabled to patronize such a man as Handel-yea, to have him an inmate in his family for three successive years. Fancy a domestic concert, in which bis Lordship took bis part, with Handel at the harpsichord-with Arbuthnot joining in the harmony, and Pope sipping his coffee, cross-legged, by the fire-side, waited upon by the sylphs of his Lordship's coterie. "These were not mere music parties-No, Sirs, so I have heard Mister Horatio say," observed the Doctor"but conversaziones, where the ladies mixed with the

gentlemen, and where you met with some of the greatest beauties, with cultivated wits-ladies who could converse with ease and spirit with men like these, and yet feminine and modest withal-as your well-bred, trueborn English gentlewomen ever must be."

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Ah, Sir, the Earl of Burlington was a nobleman of old school-he was a Lord indeed!"

"Yes, Docthor, I agree with you; there have been impediments enough to those who would have done great works, many more than those you name. fashion to declaim against improvement, particularly if It was the the improvers came from the north. What a cry against the Adams's-those ingenious brothers, whose taste first showed us how to unite elegance and convenience in a moderate sized house."

Then

the Doctor-"in Wilkes's time particularly.
"That was too much the fashion, I must allow," said
there was that witty, satirical, unbearable Charles
Churchill-Wilkes's bravo. Sir, he could not forbear
having a fling at those worthy, unoffending men, the
Ramsays. You must remember in his Prophecy of Fa-
mine--Let me think---

"Thence came the Ramsays, men of worthy note,
Of which one painted as the other wrote."

"The King had noticed Master Allan the painter, and that was crime enough in the eyes of these patriots. But the malice of the insinuation recoiled upon the poet, for Master Ramsay was beloved in all societies as much as any man of his time."

that the influx of strangers to the Metropolis was an evil. "Sam Foote always laughed at those who maintained 'D--n it, man,' he used to say to Churchill, neither for whom nor any one else did he care a button-' why, because you were born within the sound of Bow bell, do you suppose every fellow that walks into Cockney-shire

with dust on his shoes, is to have your leg-of-mutton fist

thrust in his honest face?'-Churchill was a cockney.

"One evening at the Bedford, Foote accosted him with-Have you heard the news, Charles ? '---' No.' Charles was asleep in the corner of one of the boxes when he awoke him with the question. What news, Sam?' - Why, well worth your hearing.'-'Let us have it then. Why. I'm not sure that it will be any particular advantage to you, Charles. Never mind that, I expect nothing.'

"Nay, but if every man had his deserts, my Charley!'

"Then you, perchance, might get a kicking, my Sammy! But what is the news?'

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None that I know of at present, Charles.'

"Then why did you wake me, you wooden leg, ed ass, with your fool's braying about news! news!'

Nay now, I thought it an act of charity to rouse genius, sleeping here, stale drunk at broad noon. Fie! fie! Charles, where do you expect to go!' "To the devil, for what I care!'

"But there is no need to be in a hurry about it, my Charley-all in good time. Besides, there's the man of the people-Mister Vox Populi, squinting Jack-he is not ready yet. And would you go so long a journey this hot weather without him? Besides there is a sight to be seen from Hyde Park-corner.'

"Hey! what!' exclaimed the drunken satirist, rubbing his eyes, and yawning- What sight?'

"Only another flight of Cornish choughs on the road to Lunnun-Hurra! hurra! dear me, we shall all be eaten up.' Foote, as you know, was a Cornish man, and this was a provincial exclamation.

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Let them come and be curst with famine-I hope the devil will be keeper of the shambles.' "And a new colony of bare-breech'd Scottish loons coming down Highgate,' said Foote. "Then were I king, as I hope for salvation, I'd cut down all the scrubbing-posts, and send them back again at the point of the bayonet!'

"So much for Wilkes and liberty!' exclaimed Foote.

"Was it not odd enough, Docthor," proceeded the Counsellor, "that the great Sam Johnson should sometimes argue against the increase of the town? One like him, who loved the town-one who saw every thing so wisely with reference to cause and effect. Sir,' said the sage moralist, to go on thus adding street to street, and square to square, is to invite the hungry North to eat up the South.' This, perhaps, was intended as a sort of double entendre, alluding to the growth of the town in that cardinal point.

"Why, learned Doctor,' said Foote-I believe they were dining at Tom Davies's- you have been feasting on Scottish salmon.'

What then, Sir?'

"And English lobster-sauce.' "Well, Sir!'

suppose the English fish, who carries all his bones outside, "And the two things are better for each other. Now who carries his bones in his skinbeing a very odd fish, was to lay hold of the Scottish Esh,

"What then, Sir?' said Johnson, impatiently.

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What then, Doctor,' said Foote, not at all abashed why, Sir, the poor devil of a salmon would be so clapper-clawed, that we might eat the sauce alone."

"Doctor Johnson smiled, and answered, Nay. Sir, if Scottish salmon come here, they must expect to be clapper-clawed. Sir, the town is glowing-has already grown too big; and putting a large piece of salmon into his mouth, added, and if we go on thus, ere long there will be so great an influx of mouths, that the markets will be stormed by famine.'

"But, Sir,' said Foote, surely, Sir, you are an admirer of these vast improvements--you who read men so deeply-We shall have a greater field for our speculations.'

"Our speculations!' said Johnson, smiling at Foote's presumption.

"Yes, learned Doctor, our's.'

"The metropolis has already grown too vast-it is too much distended, Sir.'

"I hope it will not burst,' said Foote.

"Here the Doctor got a little angry-waxed warmperceiving that the company were inclined to smile with Foote; when raising his voice, Sir, the town has multiplied too rapidly-the town is over-charged with popula

tion-and there is an end of it.'

"No, Sir, it is not ended yet, I believe,' said Foote. "Then it is time it was, Sir,' said Johnson, in an angry tone: What do you know about it!'

"Know.' replied Foote; why, Doctor, I wish it were built of India-rubber-I'd pull it and stretch it, I'd stretch it and pull it, till it was populous as Pekin, and mighty as Moscow!'

"And what did the learned Doctor say to this? ** enquired my old friend the Cantab.

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Say." replied the Counselor-"why, Docthor, be said nothing, but throwing himself back in his chair, he laughed as heartily as any city alderman at a Joe Miller jest."-Lit. Gaz.

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CHERTSEY MEADOWS.

While Chertsey Abbey stood, these meadows were the favourite resort of the fairies; the turf for miles around was thickly spangled with cowslips, and each cowslip cradled a spirit, that, at the sound of the curfew-bell, would start from her daylight sleep to join her sisters in the fairy gambols. The same bell still hangs in the new church, and its Saxon inscription tells that it is the same. But now it speaks another language the language of the bridal or the grave; and though its sound often breaks the stillness of evening, no fairy rises at its summons; either the elves like not its altered tones, or they sleep in a warmer moonlight. But my tale is of other times, when the curfew-bell tolled, and the fairies danced, and the monks brewed their wine from the grapes that clustered around the Abbey.

nute that is coming by, but that minute passes
like the former.-Would that I were dead!”

will be rendered gentler by the thought of past happiness; for you will never have felt the pains of neglect, the madness of jealousy, or the venom of ingratitude!'

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But William!-will he too be happier!"

No; the sight is the noblest of the human senses. But you will be most happy-'

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'Enough!' exclaimed William, enough! Benevolent being, whom I see even in my blindness, take not from me the spell with which her happiness is bound. Unite our hands, as our hearts have long been united, I care not for other joys; for what joys can be greater-what joys so great→ as to rest on her bosom-to hear her voice break forth in love to me? I know no other happiness

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How!' replied the fairy- Do you not know the fickleness of men? The whole round of creation is not sufficient to their wishes. All they see they desire; all they obtain they despise; and thus they go on from wish to wish, till desire itself is exhausted, and they grow weary of life without losing the innate apprehension of the grave. How then can you hope to fetter such a being?'

Maria answered not with words, but her tears spoke for her, as she lifted up her lovely head and gazed on the heavens, with a look that told the piety as well as sorrow of her heart. It was a look so mild! so beseeching! so full of anguish! The fairy felt all the force of the appeal, and wished to relieve her suffering; but her mistress had warned her against a hasty judgment, and, consulting her talisman, she read the history of the lovers as if in a written volume. William had been blind from his birth, and, according to the astrologer who had cast his nativity, would either recover his sight at the age of twenty, or be blind for ever. For years every remedy of art-I wish to know no other.' and witchcraft had been tried, but neither herb Maria's eyes were cast to earth as she murmurnor mineral, neither prayer nor charm, had pow-ed in accents that were broken by fear, and hope, er to remove his darkness. Still, even in his dark and doubt-But can you not open his eyes, and state, he loved and was beloved by Maria: she yet preserve him faithful to me?' It was a lovely evening-the earth was bright was the playfellow of the child, the companion of and the skies were brighter, when, at the usual the boy, the mistress of the youth-but their love summons, each spirit started from her cowslip to was without hope; the father of Maria would not join in the fairy revels. Some bathed in the consent to her union with the blind and helpless liquid moon-beams, some played with the shoot- William, who, so far from being able to protect ing stars, others chased the humming beetle with a wife, was unable to protect himself. He had, spears from the thorns of roses, and others again indeed, the gift of poesy in no ordinary degree, danced about their elf-queen, who was seated on and could touch the harp as few have touched a throne of gossamer, that was tinged by the it before or since; but these qualities alone were moonbeams into all the colours of the rainbow. useless to the knight of those turbulent times, But they had scarcely revelled it an hour, when when each man was secure only as he could setheir sports were interrupted by the tread of hu- cure himself, and each baron being a sort of king, man feet and the sound of human voices. In an of course exercised the royal prerogative of murinstant all had vanished to their cowslip-bells, der and rapine, under the usual name of honorable - save the elf-queen and her favourite, who, hid in warfare. A poet, therefore, was a much more the gossamer, listened with impatient anger to the useless animal in those days then he is even in the cause of this interruption; but the voices spoke present; and, accordingly, the Baron rejected the in sorrow, and the anger of the gentle elf-queen poetical alliance, except under the condition of was quickly changed to pity. Tulip,' she ex- William being able to see his enemies-a condiclaimed to her attendant- Tulip; it grieves me tion that was not very likely to be fulfilled. The at for these human mortals: this earth has a thou-hour of twelve the next day would bring him to sand forms of life, and every form of life has its the fatal age of twenty, when, if the astrologer happiness; man-only man-seems destined to might be believed, all hope of recovery was fruitunchanging misery. But go, Tulip, and dry up less. But whether he spoke truth or not was little those tears if they are the tears of innocence. to the purpose, for the Baron would grant so long, This talisman will show you their hearts without and not an instant longer. disguise, and at the same time will give you As the moon waxed paler and paler, the despair power to do all that may be requisite for their of the lovers became wilder and wilder, till at welfare. Be wary, however, in its use; for once last it swelled to the utmost endurance of human given, the gift cannot be recalled, and it is no nature, and they resolved, since they could not slight task to make man happy; that, which not live together, that they would die together. This to have is his misery, too often becomes in- was a pleasure no parent could deprive them of; different to him when obtained.'-With these accordingly, they exchanged the first and last words the elfin-queen floated away on the moon- kiss, twined their arms closely round each other, beams! while Tulip, rocked on a blade of grass and thus united were about to seek death in his that waved backwards and forwards in the night-cold dwelling at the bottom of the stream, when wind, anxiously watched the business of the in- they were held back by the fairy, who suddenly truders. To the human sight she was nothing stood beside them as a female warrior. more than a gossamer wound about the grass, and moving with its motion.

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The mortals approached — a young man, and a maiden in her seventeenth year, who had one arm twined about her lover, while her head was drooped to earth like a tulip heavy with the nightHer form was so delicate, and yet so beautiful in its delicacy! The auburn locks flowed about a neck so white! so dazzlingly white! Oh, such loveliness is not often looked on either by sun or moon!-And the youth was worthy of such a maid; though sorrow lay palely on his cheek, and no light was in his eyes.

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Maria,' sighed the lover, I hear you weep; I feel the palpitation of your bosom! Alas! is there no hope left?-No hope?-Till now you could always find some consolation for your poor William!--And the time flits so fast too! Though i I cannot see, I hear the moments tramp-tramp -tramp by me with the speed of horse, and then I stretch out my arms to stop the next mi

Forbear!' she exclaimed to the astonished lovers; no flowers spring on the grave of the suicide; no hope is for those who abandon hope. But I come to save, and not to chide; in my hand is the talisman that will restore your sight.'Maria clung more closely to her lover, and her cheeks glowed like the crimson evening.-Look on this vial; it is of purest diamonds, but the water it contains is still purer.-On you, Maria, it depends whether William shall continue in his blindness.'

On me?-Oh then he sees already.'

'Hear me and then decide.-Your's he shall be at all events, for my art can work greater wonders than that with your father-but as to his sight, pause yet a moment: much-nay all-is on your choice. The blind William will always love you—to your sightless husband you never will be older, for age is to the eyes, and not to the ear or mind. You will be every thing to him, and when the last sickness touches you, death

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Alas!' said Maria- if William continues blind, his happiness must rest solely on me; and then, if any ill-starred hour should snatch me from him, he would be left on the earth, helpless and hopeless. No, benevolent spirit-I will not buy his love at the price of his felicity-I will not withhold from him the sight of this beautiful world, and the beings that are on it. Let the veil fall from his eyes-let them be opened to the sun, and all that the sun gives life to.

'Never-never!' interrupted William-' Blindness!-utter, unalterable blindness!-if sight is to make me forget Maria!'

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A tear a heavenly tear was in the fairy's eye, as she joined their hands. May your love,' she said, be always as it is in this hour-as pure, as glowing!-But I must be quick, for the last star is fading from the heavens, and the breath of morning comes drowsily on my senses.'

Thrice the fairy touched his closed eyes with the talisman, and thrice every nerve trembled with a feeling of pleasure to acute as to border on pain. As the last thrill ceased to vibrate, his eyes opened on the fair form of Maria. For a moment he gazed on her in silence; his heart swelled in his bosom, and his whole form trembled with expectation.

'William !'-exclaimed the maiden.

'Tis she!-'tis Maria!'-and he folded her to his breast as if eternity were in the embrace, while the benignant fairy bestowed on them her parting blessing, ere she melted into air. Nor was that blessing fruitless; when the moon, which was then young, had completed her monthly course, the lovers were united in the chapel of Chertsey Abbey; and the torch that shone on their nuptial couch, was lit by the hands of the Elfin Queen herself; and when they died, after an union of thirty years, it was inscribed on their tomb-Here rest the remains of two faithful lovers.-MUSEUM.

ANECDOTE.

foreign Ambassadors his magnificence and his riches, which excelled those of every other Prince, said to them,

Moro, Duke of Milan, having displayed before the

Has a man, possessed of so much wealth and prosperity, any thing to desire in this world? One thing only,' said one of them, a nail to fix the wheel of Fortune.'

CORRESPONDENCE.

TO THE EDITOR,

SIR,-I was much gratified by your correspondent's letter on short-hand, which appeared in last week's Iris. I have long been an admirer of the art, and have often regretted that it is not more extensively understood and practised than it is: for I must beg leave to differ from "A Short-Hand Writer" in supposing that it is, in the present day, very generally practised. My observation, which has been pretty extensive in varions parts of the kingdom, leads me to conclude that a very small proportion indeed of well educated persons are in the least acquainted with stenography. The general impression seems to be that a degree of mystery hangs over the art, and that the stenographic characters bear some analogy to the hieroglyphics of Egypt, which baffle the united efforts of the antiquary and grammarian; and this impression, it must be allowed, is in the first instance in danger of being confirmed on inspecting a specimen of short-hand writing, without one's being previously aware that what is apt to be mistaken for an arbitrary character of complex form, like the writing of the Chinese, is only an easy combination of the simplest possible representatives of the most useful letters of the alphabet. It ought to be generally known that in stenography, (at least in the modern systems commencing with that of Byrom,) there is a regular alphabet, vastly more simple in its construction than what is in common use in writing and printing, and a scheme of orthography as definite as that established by our great lexicographer Johnson, and much more easily acquired. It is indeed no empty boast to affirm, that a judicious teacher may impart to a person of ordinary capacity, in the space of an hour or two, a complete knowledge of the whole system, so that nothing further shall be requisite than a little persevering prac

naturally feels inclined to express himself much in the same manner as if he addressed his friend vivâ voce; and if friends on meeting are not without abundant materials

for conversation, so neither will they find a lack of topicks to fill an ordinary sheet in stenographic characters, however much they may sometimes be straitened to cover the same space in long-hand.

Much perplexity is often occasioned by persons wishing to learn short-hand, from the numerous systems that are in use; and where each makes high pretensions, the difficulty of deciding which to prefer is great. Byrom has the honour of being the first who reduced the art to a systematic form, but a bare inspection of his system will shew how very defective it is: and he who would give the preference to it or any of its numerous modifications by succeeding editors, would act like the man who prefers a machine constructed after the plan of its original projector, while he overlooks the numerous improvements to which time and experience have given rise. It wants perspicuity, and is difficult to decypher, and the ambiguity it admits is a serious objection to its being, adopted. The system of Dr. Mavor possesses consider able claims to public patronage, and from a combination of fortuitous circumstances, it has obtained a pretty general adoption. But a modification of Taylor's systein appears to me more deserving of support, although your limits at present will not permit me to assign my reasons of preference. Richardson's short-hand has a decided analogous to music lines he has a third part of a dissuperiority in point of expedition, for by adopting a plan course written, as he paradoxically expresses it, before a single word of it has been uttered. But the time and in using it, will prove insuperable obstacles to its general application necessary to acquire even a moderate facility adoption.

I have studied a variety of systems of stenography in my time, but have found none so likely to answer the

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We have been requested to insert the following Queries, by a Correspondent who subscribes himself JULIANUS.

The 50th George III. cap. 41, sect. 17, inflicts a penalty of £10 on Hawkers or Pedlars travelling without a License, or contrary to such Licence; one half to go to the King and the other to the informer.

Sect. 23rd,---Enables any maker, &c. to carry abroad, or expose to sale, and sell by retail or otherwise, any goods, wares, or manufactures, of his or her or their own making in any mart, market, or fair, and in every city, borough, town corporate, and market-town, with

out licence.

QUERY. Suppose me a pedlar, and having nothing to sell but goods of my own manufacture, and in travelling I am met and a licence demanded, will the fine touch me if I am neither in a mart, market, fair, city, borough, town corporate, or market-town, but going from house to house in a village?

The new Law for preventing Clandestine Marriages enacts that if both the parties be under age, the one who is of age shall swear that he or she believes they are both of age.

QUERY. What construction can be put upon the words alluded to?

The same also enacts that the name of the parties shall be affixed to the doors of the church if the marriage be by banns.

behind the door? as in this case the act does not specify. QUERY. Would it not be lawful if they were placed

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tice, to make him expert in its practical application. different purposes for which it is desirable as the modi-THE Public are respectfully informed that the above

This I have often seen realized, and many to whom, for their amusement in a long winter evening, I have unfolded the mysteries of the art at a single sitting, are now reaping the advantages which it is calculated to afford.

But it will be asked, to what valuable purposes is the art of stenography applicable, so as to make it desirable that it should become a general accomplishment? At present, while very few are acquainted with it, and while those few make use of a diversity of systems unintelligible to each other, it answers the purpose of secrecy. But the advantage of secrecy, which would be destroyed by a more general knowledge of the art, would be more than counterbalanced by others that would attend its universal adoption. Expedition may be mentioned as a prominent advantage resulting from the practice of short-hand. I am considered as an expeditious writer of ordinary current hand, but I find that in copying extracts from books, or such like, I can write as much in one hour as I could otherwise do in six, and were a person to dictate to me, I could then do the work of twelve hours in one. This is a vast saving of time, and is an advantage of no small moment to persons moving in some spheres of life. The utility of stenography to professional men need not be mentioned, as it is universally acknowledged. It provides the means of catching from the lips of the orator the very words with which he produces such mighty effects on his audience. Thus may be preserved the eloquent effusions of the senate, the pulpit, the bench and the bar, which are in this manner at all times accessible, and may continue to delight and instruct ourselves and our friends when the voice of the speaker has long ceased to vibrate in our ears. I shall mention only another advantage which I have experienced from the practice of stenography, viz: in epistolary correspondence with intimate friends. Many to whom I have stated this as an advantage and a source of high gratification have objec ed by saying, that in writing even to the most intimate friends, they frequently find it difficult to fill their sheet, and were they to write in short-hand they should be able to occupy only a very small space on their paper. Now I can speak from the experience of twelve years, that in writing to an intimate acquaintance or friend, it is easier to fill a whole sheet when short-hand is used, than when the usual mode of writing is adopted. This may appear paradoxical, but I know that I am not singular in my opinion. A stenogra- | phic epistle approximates, more than any other mode of communication, to a personal interview, and the writer'

fication of Taylor's, to which I have already referred. I shall enclose a specimen of it, which, if you please, you may hang up in your office for the inspection of your friends, and should any feel desirous of becoming more acquainted with it, I shall be happy to enter into correspondence with them on the subject. It may be proper, however, to state that the printed work of Mr. Taylor will not be of much use in acquiring this system.

short-hand publications, and think they might be attended I highly approve of your correspondent's proposal for with many beneficial results; but till some one system shall have received the decided preference of the public, I do not think that it is likely to succeed. I feel inclined, however, to give it my utmost support, and should my views be approved of, I shall be ready to obey any call from the public. At the outset in this study, a readiness in decyphering presents the greatest obstacle, but I have in progress a stenographical dictionary, which would effectually remove this difficulty; and although it was not originally designed for publication, but for the use of some young friends in its manuscript form, yet I would easily be induced to commit it to the lithographic press, in the hope of its being more extensively useful. Communications for me, on the subject of stenography, Mr. Editor, you will perhaps have the goodness to allow to be left at the Iris Office. If you indulge me with this permission, all such communications, free of expense, may be addressed to " Stenographus, Iris Office, Manchester." I am, &c.

Sept. 16th, 1822.

TO THE EDITOR,

STENOGRAPHUS.

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SIR, Having perused a notice in your pleasant and useful publication of last Saturday, signed A ShortHand Writer," respecting a Prayer Book in short hand; I beg leave in reply to state, that I perfectly agree with the writer, that a Stenographic Prayer Book would be gratifying to many. This subject has occupied my attention for some time past; but it is my intention first to produce the morning and evening prayers (if I can get them written to my mind) and if this should meet with support, I purpose afterwards to proceed with the remainder, together with all tables, &c. to form a complete Book of Common Prayer.

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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1822.

0, Mr. Editor! guess at the wretch's misery who now writes this to you, when, with tears and burning blushes, he is obliged Methinks I hear an involuntary exclamation burst from yon, as your imagination presents to you fearful images of your corresFear not, Mr. Editor. No disembodied spirit has the honour of addressing you. I am flesh and blood, an unfortunate system of bones, muscles, sinews, and arteries like yourself.

pondent unknown

-hanged!

Then, I presume, you mean to be pleasant.That expres sion of your's, Mr. Correspondent, must be taken somehow in a metaphorical sense.

In the plainest sense, without trope or figure-Yes, Mr. Editor! this neck of mine has felt the fatal noose,-these hands have trem

over it

blingly held up the corroborative prayer-book,-these lips have sucked the moisture of the last consolatory orange,-this tongue has chaunted the doleful cantata which no performer was ever called on to repeat-this face has had the veiling night-cap drawn But for no crime of nine.-Far be it from me to arraign the nise my innocence. It is not for me to reflect upon judge or jury, now that eleven years have elapsed since the erroneous sen

thoughts which continually haunted me, I took
a long stroll. The country was picturesque and
beautiful in the extreme, and the fields, lately
shorn of their russet produce, appeared an ex-
panded plain of lively green. I felt so much
enchanted by the beauty of the evening, and the
delightful reminiscences of past days, which the
scenes around me conjured up, that I found no
inclination to return homewards directly; and,
therefore, digressing from the regular path, sought
a spot which, from my peculiar ideas of associ-
ated beauty, had become a favourite haunt.

justice of my country, which, though tardy, did at length recog-softly passed over the bright and shining pebbles

tence was pronounced. Men will always be fallible and perhaps
circumstances were a little strong, after hanging four

minutes, according to the best calculation of the bye standers, a
reprieve came, and I was cut DOWN
C. LAMB.

IN intruding these lines upon my readers, I am
actuated by no feelings of vanity. What indeed
have I to be vain of? If the destruction of the
hopes which once flitted before my imagination-
if the remembrance of pleasure which the chilling
hand of adversity has blasted-if misery and so-
litude of soul be things to be vain of-I may
indulge in vanity to the fill.-Alas! that I can
look back upon little which does not revive recol-
lections like these.

It is by strange and uncommon circumstances that I have been reduced to my present condition; circumstances, which, even in my own eyes, have given to my life a dream-like tinge of uncertainty, and which have made my existence hang upon me as an unsufferable weight, which death only is able to rid me of.

I loved. Helen P had a soul as pure as the untrodden snow, and a form as beautiful as one of those that burst upon the poet in bis wildest dream. I addressed her; she was not insensible to my passion; the day had been fixed for our union, but a trifling dispute had arisen between us; she slighted me; my pride was stung by her contempt; and I endeavoured to banish all recollection of her.

I was unfortunate. I was reduced from affluence to poverty; but I maintained myself by teaching a small school in the neighbourhood. It was then that Helen displayed her truly noble heart; she visited me and offered her hand and affections, Fool-idiot-madman that I was-I conceived she had injured me-I rejected them. Noble hearted, generous girl! May the God of Heaven requite thee. But thou art rewarded; thou art reaping the fruits of thy good deeds; thou art for ever blessed.

My folly, obstinacy, madness-but I cannot attach a name sufficiently strong to it was punished. I do not repine, I deserved it. I only regret that thou wert a partner in my sorrows.

One evening, to chase away the oppressing

It was a lonely and secrete place, and its solitariness and beauty were the chief causes, why I preferred it to scenes, which, though more magnificent, were in a greater degree exposed to the commnon eye. It was a gently declining dell, at the bottom of which flowed a small stream that made a sweet and melancholy music, as it that formed its bed. On one side rose banks covered with dark green moss, spotted with small white flowers, enlivened by the greener hazzle, and fenced by their trusty sentinel the dark brown thorn; and on the other, after a small flat patch as soft as the Indian couch, sprung a sloping bank, the herbage of which having partly slipped off left the bare yellow sand, which being perforated by the martins, formed in its sheltering bosom a home and a refuge for their brood.

It was here that I delighted to retire after the fatigues of the day, and muse upon every passing object. Here have I sat for hours together, with a flower in one hand, and a book in the other, and forgot the world, my cares, and myself.

I arrived at this still cherished spot, for, alas! I have had cause to hate it-it has been the theatre of part of my misfortunes, and though I love to view its twilight beauties, it is with such feelings as he does who hears the low funeral dole passing through the stirless air, and feels every stroke knock against his heart to tell him he has lost a

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storm. I heard at a distance the rolling sound of the advancing thunder, and saw the vivid sheets of lightning flashing from the dense clouds high in the heavens.

I felt inclined to change my place for a seat. under a tree in a storm of this description is no enviable situation, and I had rather brave its fury in the open plain, uncovered and unshielded-I would rather suffer as complete a drenching as the torrents of heaven can bestow, than run the risk of being reduced to the state of an inurned Roman, for the pleasure and gratification of a temporary shelter from the pitiless tempest.

I began, therefore, to obey the natural impulse of my heart, which prompted me to seek some more secure retreat; when, as I was arising from my recumbent position, and stretching out my stiffened and cramped limbs, I was chilled to the heart by hearing a low groan just beside me. I am no believer in the supernatural, but I confess this startled me prodigiously. This groan was followed by another, and a deep sigh. I heard a slight rustling among the long grass which grew near me. I instinctively advanced to it, and there, marked out by the pale glimpses of the moon, I beheld a man stretched out, seemingly in the agonies of death, for he was clutching the earth with a convulsive motion, and the deep stifling sighs that burst from him at intervals, portended almost immediate dissolution. I gazed upon this. object of horror for a few moments, without knowing how to act. I then raised him in my arms, and wiped the chilling death dew from his brow. I perceived that his clothes were bloody; he appeared to have been either shot or stabbed in the side, probably the latter, as large gouts of coagulated blood clung to his clothes, and the ground appeared to be stained with it. He endeavoured to speak, and a feeble groan again escaped from his quivering and pallid lips. I inwardly breathed a prayer for his safety;-he opened his glazing and fixed eyes, and cast upon me a look that can never be erased from my meI stepped over the little brook that bubbled at mory. He grasped my hand-the blood gushed my feet, and climbing the opposite bank, sat down out in torrents from his side-he shivered all over under the shade of a majestic oak that crowned-his limbs stretched out, and with his eyes wide the summit of the knoll. I looked around-the open, and, as I thought, fixed upon me-he twittering swallows had sought their peaceful ha- expired. bitations, and the dense mists were beginning I was not certain of the moment when his soul to envelop the face of nature with their thick winged its flight to other realms, but I felt his grey mantle. Not a single sound interrupted the limbs stiffening, and the tighter grasp with which deadly silence that brooded upon the scene, save his hand compressed mine-and it was only then the whispering rill that stole over its bed like the that I began to think of the horrors of my situa stealthy footsteps of fear, and the drowsy hum tion, and it was indeed no desirable one. I was of the dor-fly as he occasionally buzzed past me. here alone at midnight-a dead man in my armsSoothed by the gentle calmn of every thing murdered-or one that had committed suicide, around me, I dropped asleep; from which I was which would be equally dangerous to me-my suddenly and unaccountably aroused. clothes were stained with his blood-what must I looked around; the night was far advanced; be the consequence if I were found here-I could dim clouds had obscured the face of the moon, assign no reason for my being at this place at and it was only through some interstice of the such an unseasonable time, and the real truth rolling vapours that she became partially visible. would be treated as a weak and paltry excuse. The day had been sultry and hot, but it was no-All these, and a thousand other terrifying thoughts, thing to the choking and oppressive heat which crowded upon my mind. How was I to act? I now pervaded the atmosphere. I felt that deadly began to fancy I was in a dream; every thing had weight upon my heart, which we fancy precedes happened in such quick succession, that I could some calamity; and I was alarmed at the prog- not believe it was reality, and I began to rouse nostications which I beheld of an approaching up the energies of my mind, to shake off those

brother.

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