Indian Polity: Parody

This is an unparalleled love story between Mr. Kanha Kumar (the best orator, best PhD student, best political leader, bestselling author in India) and Dr. Kana Gayyub (the best doctor, best journalist and most promising author in India). Love started in PANU Campus Hostel room. Love flourished in the demonetization bank queues. Would they be able to break the barrier of religion, politics and -cash crunch- and live happily ever after? Have you ever wondered, what happens, when a girl with low sex drive meets a guy with slight EDS problem and they fail to make love even after repeated attempts. Author Cheatan Bhagaot's -Half Indian Girl- came to their rescue. They learned -how to arouse a dead snake-, by reading page 57 of the novel. They made best love of their life. In the process of making love, Kanha missed the opportunity to meet chief minister U-turn Khujliwal, who waited for one hour outside Kanha's hostel room. Chief Minister had come to forge an alliance between his Khaap party and communist party for upcoming election.