Dirty Jim

Yet there it was content to bloom,
In modest tints arrayed;

And there diffused a sweet perfume,
Within the silent shade.

Then let me to the valley go,
This pretty flower to see;
That I may also learn to grow

In sweet humility.

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Jane Taylor [1783-1824]

DIRTY JIM

THERE was one little Jim,

'Tis reported of him,

And must be to his lasting disgrace,

That he never was seen

With hands at all clean,

Nor yet ever clean was his face.

His friends were much hurt

To see so much dirt,

And often they made him quite clean;

But all was in vain,

He got dirty again,

And not at all fit to be seen.

It gave him no pain

To hear them complain,

Nor his own dirty clothes to survey;

His indolent mind

No pleasure could find

In tidy and wholesome array.

The idle and bad,

Like this little lad,

May love dirty ways, to be sure;

But good boys are seen,

To be decent and clean,

Although they are ever so poor.

Jane Taylor [1783-1824]

THE PIN

"DEAR me! what signifies a pin,
Wedged in a rotten board?
I'm certain that I won't begin,
At ten years old, to hoard;
I never will be called a miser,
That I'm determined," said Eliza.

So onward tripped the little maid,
And left the pin behind,
Which very snug and quiet lay,

To its hard fate resigned;

Nor did she think (a careless chit)

'Twas worth her while to stoop for it.

Next day a party was to ride,

To see an air balloon; And all the company beside

Were dressed and ready soon; But she a woeful case was in,

For want of just a single pin.

In vain her eager eyes she brings,
To every darksome crack;

There was not one, and yet her things

Were dropping off her back.

She cut her pincushion in two,

But no, not one had fallen through.

At last, as hunting on the floor,
Over a crack she lay,

The carriage rattled to the door,
Then rattled fast away;

But poor Eliza was not in,

For want of just a single pin!

There's hardly anything so small,
So trifling or so mean,
That we may never want at all,
For service unforeseen;

Jane and Eliza

And wilful waste, depend upon't,

Brings, almost always, woeful want!

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Ann Taylor [1782-1866]

JANE AND ELIZA

THERE were two little girls, neither handsome nor plain,
One's name was Eliza, the other's was Jane;

They were both of one height, as I've heard people say,
And both of one age, I believe, to a day.

'Twas fancied by some, who but slightly had seen them,

There was not a pin to be chosen between them;

But no one for long in this notion persisted,

So great a distinction there really existed.

Eliza knew well that she could not be pleasing,

While fretting and fuming, while sulking or teasing;
And therefore in company artfully tried,

Not to break her bad habits, but only to hide.

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So, when she was out, with much labor and pain,
She contrived to look almost as pleasant as Jane;
But then you might see that, in forcing a smile,
Her mouth was uneasy, and ached all the while.

And in spite of her care it would sometimes befall
That some cross event happened to ruin it all;

And because it might chance that her share was the worst,
Her temper broke loose, and her dimples dispersed.

But Jane, who had nothing she wanted to hide,
And therefore these troublesome arts never tried,
Had none of the care and fatigue of concealing,

But her face always showed what her bosom was feeling.

At home or abroad there was peace in her smile,
A cheerful good nature that needed no guile.
And Eliza worked hard, but could never obtain
The affection that freely was given to Jane.

Ann Taylor [1782-1866]

MEDDLESOME MATTY

ONE ugly trick has often spoiled
The sweetest and the best;
Matilda, though a pleasant child,
One ugly trick possessed,

Which, like a cloud before the skies,
Hid all her better qualities.

Sometimes she'd lift the tea-pot lid,

To peep at what was in it;
Or tilt the kettle, if you did
But turn your back a minute.
In vain you told her not to touch,
Her trick of meddling grew so much.

Her grandmamma went out one day,
And by mistake she laid

Her spectacles and snuff-box gay

Too near the little maid;

"Ah! well," thought she, "I'll try them on, As soon as grandmamma is gone."

Forthwith she placed upon her nose

The glasses large and wide;
And looking round, as I suppose,
The snuff-box too she spied:
"Oh! what a pretty box is that;
I'll open it," said little Matt.

"I know that grandmamma would say,
'Don't meddle with it, dear';
But then, she's far enough away,
And no one else is near:
Besides, what can there be amiss
In opening such a box as this?"

So thumb and finger went to work
To move the stubborn lid,
And presently a mighty jerk

The mighty mischief did;

Contented John

For all at once, ah! woeful case,

The snuff came puffing in her face.

Poor eyes, and nose, and mouth, beside,
A dismal sight presented;

In vain, as bitterly she cried,

Her folly she repented.

In vain she ran about for ease;

She could do nothing now but sneeze.

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She dashed the spectacles away,

To wipe her tingling eyes,

And as in twenty bits they lay,

Her grandmamma she spies.

"Heydey! and what's the matter now?"
Cried grandmamma, with lifted brow.

Matilda, smarting with the pain,
And tingling still, and sore,
Made many a promise to refrain
From meddling evermore.

And 'tis a fact, as I have heard, .'
She ever since has kept her word.

Ann Taylor [1782-1866]

CONTENTED JOHN

ONE honest John Tomkins, a hedger and ditcher,
Although he was poor, did not want to be richer;
For all such vain wishes in him were prevented
By a fortunate habit of being contented.

Though cold were the weather, or dear were the food,
John never was found in a murmuring mood;
For this he was constantly heard to declare,—
What he could not prevent he would cheerfully bear.

"For why should I grumble and murmur?" he said;
"If I cannot get meat, I'll be thankful for bread;
And, though fretting may make my calamities deeper,
It can never cause bread and cheese to be cheaper."