The Library of Wit and Humor, Prose and Poetry: Selected from the Literature of All Times and Nations, Volume 3Ainsworth Rand Spofford, Rufus Edmonds Shapley Gebbie Publishing Company, Limited, 1884 - Wit and humor |
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... tell you first , now ? — Let me see now- There's a good convenient road by the Rope and Noose ; The hanging Road . B. No ; that's too close and stifling . H. Then there's an easy , fair , well - beaten track As you go by the Pestle and ...
... tell you first , now ? — Let me see now- There's a good convenient road by the Rope and Noose ; The hanging Road . B. No ; that's too close and stifling . H. Then there's an easy , fair , well - beaten track As you go by the Pestle and ...
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... Tell me , where are I. Best give him a good beating : give Ch . ( not sarcastically , but civilly , in the me the bundles , I'll carry ' em . B. You're a good , true - hearted fellow : And a willing servant - Let's move on to the ferry ...
... Tell me , where are I. Best give him a good beating : give Ch . ( not sarcastically , but civilly , in the me the bundles , I'll carry ' em . B. You're a good , true - hearted fellow : And a willing servant - Let's move on to the ferry ...
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... tell you , Well , so I do . You Fatguts ; that's your place . B. ( changes his place . ) Ch . Now ply your hands and arms . B. ( Makes a silly motion with his arms . ) Ch . You'd best leave off your fooling . Take to the oar And pull ...
... tell you , Well , so I do . You Fatguts ; that's your place . B. ( changes his place . ) Ch . Now ply your hands and arms . B. ( Makes a silly motion with his arms . ) Ch . You'd best leave off your fooling . Take to the oar And pull ...
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... tell us Which is Pluto's door , I'm an utter stranger , Never here before . Chorus . Friend , you're out of danger You need not seek it far ; There it stands before ye , Before ye , where you are . B. Take up your bundles , Xanthias . X ...
... tell us Which is Pluto's door , I'm an utter stranger , Never here before . Chorus . Friend , you're out of danger You need not seek it far ; There it stands before ye , Before ye , where you are . B. Take up your bundles , Xanthias . X ...
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... tell us , What forfeit less than death is due for such an innovation ? Eu . I did it upon principle from demo- cratic motives . B. Take care , my friend - upon that ground your footing is but ticklish . Eu . I taught these youths to ...
... tell us , What forfeit less than death is due for such an innovation ? Eu . I did it upon principle from demo- cratic motives . B. Take care , my friend - upon that ground your footing is but ticklish . Eu . I taught these youths to ...
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