THE LITERARY LADY What motley cares Corilla's mind perplex, Bills, books, caps, couplets, combs, a varied mass, And there a mantua-maker's bill unpaid. There new-born plays foretaste the town's applause, A satire next, and then a bill of fare. A scene she now projects, and now a dish; Here Act the First, and here Remove with Fish. That soberly casts up a bill for coals; Black pins and daggers in one leaf she sticks, And tears, and threads, and bowls, and thimbles mix. Richard Brinsley Sheridan OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, His heart was open as the day, His hair was some inclined to gray - Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, The large, round head upon his cane Kind words he ever had for all; His eyes were dark and rather small, He lived at peace with all mankind, His coat had pocket-holes behind, Unharm'd, the sin which earth pollutes He pass'd securely o’er, And never wore a pair of boots For thirty years or more. But good old Grimes is now at rest, He modest merit sought to find, He had no malice in his mind, His neighbors he did not abuse — He wore large buckles on his shoes, His knowledge, hid from public gaze, Nor made a noise, town-meeting days, His worldly goods he never threw In trust to fortune's chances, But lived (as all his brothers do) Thus undisturb'd by anxious cares, His peaceful moments ran; And everybody said he was A fine old gentleman. Albert Gorton Greene WIDOW BEDOTT TO ELDER SNIFFLES1 O reverend sir, I do declare A body'd thought it was enough But sickness and affliction Are sent by a wise creation, O, I could to your bedside fly, It's a world of trouble we tarry in, That you may soon be movin' again Both sick and well, you may depend You'll never be forgot By your faithful and affectionate friend, PRISCILLA POOL BEDOTT. Frances Miriam Whitcher 1 From "The Widow Bedott Papers." DORA VERSUS ROSE "The case is proceeding." From the tragic-est novels at Mudie's- But no case that I ever yet met is Like mine: I am equally fond Of Rose, who a charming brunette is, And Dora, a blonde. Each rivals the other in powers · Each waltzes, each warbles, each paints Miss Rose, chiefly tumble-down towers; Miss Do., perpendicular saints. In short, to distinguish is folly; 'Twixt the pair I am come to the pass Of Macheath, between Lucy and Folly, Or Buridan's ass. If it happens that Rosa I've singled To an eyebrow intended for Do.'s, The legend, "To Rose." Or I try to draw Dora (my blotter Or I find myself placidly adding To the rapturous tresses of Rose Was there ever so sad a dilemma? For Rose I would perish (pro tem.); For Dora I'd willingly stem a- I've a scruple, And, as either so hopelessly nice is, By no means to peace or repose, (Afterthought) But, perhaps, if a third (say a Nora), Should appear, is it wrong to suppose, Austin Dobson HOME THEY BROUGHT HER LAP-DOG DEAD Home they brought her lap-dog dead, Just run over by a fly; Jeames to Buttons, winking, said, Then they call'd the flyman low, Said his baseness could be proved; Yet she neither spoke nor moved. Said her maid (and risked her place), |