A Treasury of Humorous Poetry: Being a Compilation of Witty, Facetious, and Satirical Verse Selected from the Writings of British and American PoetsFrederic Lawrence Knowles |
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... Captain Reece Ellen McJones Aberdeen 93 85 III 43 115 317 324 188 26 367 Ferdinando and Elvira Gentle Alice Brown Mister William . The Modest Couple . The Perils of Invisibility 57 184 342 The Bumboat Woman's Story The Yarn of the Nancy ...
... Captain Reece Ellen McJones Aberdeen 93 85 III 43 115 317 324 188 26 367 Ferdinando and Elvira Gentle Alice Brown Mister William . The Modest Couple . The Perils of Invisibility 57 184 342 The Bumboat Woman's Story The Yarn of the Nancy ...
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... : " Oh , I am a cook and the captain bold , And the mate of the Nancy brig , And a bo'sun tight , and a midshipmite , And the crew of the captain's gig . " And he shook his fists and he tore his hair 6 TREASURY OF HUMOROUS POETRY.
... : " Oh , I am a cook and the captain bold , And the mate of the Nancy brig , And a bo'sun tight , and a midshipmite , And the crew of the captain's gig . " And he shook his fists and he tore his hair 6 TREASURY OF HUMOROUS POETRY.
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... captain bold , And the mate of the Nancy brig , And a bo'sun tight , and a midshipmite , And the crew of the captain's gig . " Then he gave a hitch to his trousers , which Is a trick all seamen larn , And having got rid of a thumping ...
... captain bold , And the mate of the Nancy brig , And a bo'sun tight , and a midshipmite , And the crew of the captain's gig . " Then he gave a hitch to his trousers , which Is a trick all seamen larn , And having got rid of a thumping ...
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... captain's gig . " Then only the cook and me was left , And the delicate question , ' Which Of us two goes to the kettle ? ' arose , And we argued it out as sich . " For I loved that cook as a brother , I did , And the cook he worshipped ...
... captain's gig . " Then only the cook and me was left , And the delicate question , ' Which Of us two goes to the kettle ? ' arose , And we argued it out as sich . " For I loved that cook as a brother , I did , And the cook he worshipped ...
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... captain bold , And the mate of the Nancy brig , And a bos'un tight , and a midshipmite , And the crew of the captain's gig . " William S. Gilbert WIDOW MACSHANE Near ould Skibbereen , in the gim of the owshun , The spaker was born , in ...
... captain bold , And the mate of the Nancy brig , And a bos'un tight , and a midshipmite , And the crew of the captain's gig . " William S. Gilbert WIDOW MACSHANE Near ould Skibbereen , in the gim of the owshun , The spaker was born , in ...
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Ahkoond Behave yoursel blue Bret Harte Brown called captain's gig Charles Charles Godfrey Leland Charles Stuart Calverley cried d'ye think dance dear eyes fair father folks Gilpin girl give goes hair hand head hear heard heart Hot Cross Bun humorous Irishman John John Godfrey Saxe Jones kind kiss lady legs Lewis Carroll live look Lord MacShane maid Mamma married Mister morning mother ne'er never night niversity of Gottingen nose Number o'er Oily ould Paddy play poem pray pretty proputty rabbit-pie rhymes rose round Sam Walter Foss Samuel Lover sighed sing smile song soul sure Swat sweet tail talk Tascus tell thee There's thing Thomas Hood thou thought told took town twas verse Widow wife William Winthrop Mackworth Praed wonder word young
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Page 202 - Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. 'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch ! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch...
Page 169 - My head is twice as big as yours, They therefore needs must fit " But let me scrape the dirt away That hangs upon your face; And stop and eat, for well you may Be in a hungry case." Said John, — " It is my wedding-day, And all the world would stare, If wife should dine at Edmonton, And I should dine at Ware.
Page 163 - And eke with all his might. His horse, who never in that sort Had handled been before, What thing upon his back had got Did wonder more and more. Away went Gilpin neck or nought, Away went hat and wig, He little dreamt when he set out Of running such a rig.
Page 24 - I tell yeou,") He would build one shay to beat the taown 'N' the keounty 'n' all the kentry raoun'; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown: "Fur," said the Deacon, '"t's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain; 'N' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Page 25 - ... they called it then. Eighteen hundred and twenty came; Running as usual; much the same. Thirty and forty at last arrive, And then come fifty and FIFTY-FIVE. Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Page 170 - And thus unto the youth she said, That drove them to the Bell, This shall be yours, when you bring back My husband safe and well. The youth did ride, and soon did meet John coming back amain ; Whom in a trice he tried to stop, By catching at his rein ; But not performing what he meant, And gladly would have done, The frighted steed he frighted more, And made him faster run. Away went Gilpin, and away Went postboy at his heels, The postboy's horse right glad to miss The lumbering of the wheels.
Page 161 - On horseback after we." He soon replied, " I do admire Of womankind but one, And you are she, my dearest dear, Therefore it shall be done. " I am a linen-draper bold, As all the world doth know, And my good friend the Calender Will lend his horse to go.
Page 164 - Until he came unto the Wash Of Edmonton so gay ; And there he threw the Wash about, On both sides of the way, Just like unto a trundling mop, Or a wild goose at play. At Edmonton, his loving wife From the balcony spied Her tender husband, wondering much To see how he did ride. " Stop, stop, John Gilpin ! — Here's the house !' They all at once did cry ; " The dinner waits, and we are tired :" — Said Gilpin—
Page 282 - Her love was sought, I do aver, By twenty beaux and more ; The king himself has follow'd her — When she has walk'd before. But now, her wealth and finery fled, Her hangers-on cut short all ; The doctors found, when she was dead — Her last disorder mortal. Let us lament, in sorrow sore, For Kent-street well may say, That had she lived a twelvemonth more — She had not died to-day.
Page 25 - EIGHTEEN HUNDRED ; — it came and found The Deacon's masterpiece strong and sound. Eighteen hundred increased by ten ; — 'Hahnsum kerridge' they called it then. Eighteen hundred and twenty came: — Running as usual ; much the same. Thirty and forty at last arrive, And then come fifty, and FIFTY-FIVE. Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer.