O ROUGH, rude, ready-witted R****** The wale o' cocks for fun and drinkin! There's monie godly folks are thinkin,

Will send

Your dreams* an' tricks

you, Korah-like, a-sinkin,

Straught to auld Nick's.

* A certain humorous dream of his was then making a

noise in the country-side.

Ye hae sae monie cracks an' cants, And in your wicked, drunken rants,

Ye mak a devil o' the saunts,

An' fill them fou ;

And then their failings, flaws, an' wants,

Are a' seen thro'.

Hypocrisy, in mercy spare it!
That holy robe, O dinna tear it!

Spare 't for their sakes wha aften wear it,
The lads in black ;

But your curst wit, when it comes near it,
Rives't aff their back.

Think, wicked sinner, wha ye're skaithing, It's just the Blue-gown badge an' claithing O saunts; tak that, ye lea'e them naithing To ken them by,

Frae ony unregenerate heathen

Like you or I.

I've sent you here some rhyming ware,

A' that I bargain'd for an' mair;

Sae, when ye hae an hour to spare,

I will expect,

Yon sang * ye'll sen 't wi' cannie care,
And no neglect.

Tho' faith, sma' heart hae I to sing! My muse dow scarcely spread her wing! I've play'd mysel a bonnie spring,

An' danc'd my fill;

I'd better gaen an' sair'd the king,

At Bunker's Hill.

'Twas ae night lately in my fun,

I gaed a roving wi' the gun,

An' brought a paitrick to the grun'

A bonnie hen,

And, as the twilight was begun,

Thought nane wad ken.

The poor, wee thing was little hurt ;

I straikit it a wee for sport,

Ne'er thinkin they wad fash me for 't;

But, deil-ma-care!

Somebody tells the poacher-court

The hale affair.

* A song he had promised the Author.

Some auld, us'd hands had taen a note,

That sic a hen had got a shot;

I was suspected for the plot;

I scorn'd to lie;

'So gat the whissle o' my groat,

An' pay't the fee.

But, by my gun, o' guns the wale, An' by my pouther an' my hail,

An' by my hen, an' by her tail,

I vow an' swear!

The

game shall pay,

o'er moor an' dale,

For this, niest year.

As soon's the clockin-time is by,
An' the wee pouts begun to cry,
L-d, I'se hae sportin by an' by,

For my gowd guinea:

Tho' I should herd the buckskin kye

For 't, in Virginia.

Trowth, they had muckle for to blame!

'Twas neither broken wing nor limb, But twa-three draps about the wame

Scarce thro' the feathers;

An' baith a yellow George to claim,

An' thole their blethers!

It pits me ay as mad's a hare;
So I can rhyme nor write nae mair;
But pennyworths again is fair,

When time's expedient :

Meanwhile I am, respected Sir,

Your most obedient.