Prates of his 'orses and his 'oney, Is quite in love with fields and farms; "That poor young man !—I'm sure and certain Despair is making up his shroud; He walks all night beneath the curtain Draws landscapes,-throws such mournful glances, An ugly name, but Laura fancies He's some great person in disguise!- "So Lord St. Ives is occupying He brought a lady in the carriage; Blue eyes,-eighteen, or thereabouts ;Of course, you know, we hope it's marriage, But yet the femme de chambre doubts. She looked so pensive when we met her, Poor thing!—and such a charming shawl!Well!-till we understand it better, It's quite impossible to call! "Old Mr. Fund, the London Banker, Arrived to-day at Premium Court; . I would not, for the world, cast anchor And he was born in fifty-six; Stairs creaking-cracks in every landing,- We shan't find post or pillar standing, "Who was that sweetest of sweet creatures My brother, (this is quite between us), "And there's an author, full of knowledge; The faded front of Lily Hall :- We'll make a round, my dear, and call." Alas! disturb not, maid and matron, I never was on Almack's list; WINTHROP MACKWORTH PRAED, BRIGHTON. OW fruitful autumn lifts his sunburnt head, The slighted Park few cambric muslins whiten, The dry machines revisit Ocean's bed, And Horace quits awhile the town for Brighton. The cit foregoes his box at Turnham Green, To pick up health and shells with Amphitrite, Pleasure's frail daughters trip along the Steyne, Led by the dame the Greeks call Aphrodite. Phoebus, the tanner, plies his fiery trade, While poor papa in town a patient drone is. Loose trousers snatch the wreath from pantaloons; Nankeen of late were worn the sultry weather in; But now, (so will the Prince's light dragoons,) White jean have triumph'd o'er their Indian brethren. Here with choice food earth smiles and ocean yawns, Intent alike to please the London glutton; This, for our breakfast proffers shrimps and prawns, That, for our dinner, Southdown lamb and mutton. Yet here, as elsewhere, death impartial reigns, And for a bribe with equal scorn disdains Alas! how short the span of human pride! Cosweller's coach, that carries four inside, Ye circulating novelists, adieu! Long envious cords my black portmanteau tighten; Billiards begone! avaunt, illegal loo! Farewell old Ocean's bauble, glittering Brighton.. Long shalt thou laugh thine enemies to scorn, WINTER IN BRIGHTON. ILL there be snowfall on lofty Soracte, torrid? Whoso detests the east wind, as a fact he But there are zephyrs more mild by the ocean, Winter in Brighton! Politics nobody cares about. Spurn a Fawcett and White in the Westminster Hades Good is the turtle for luncheon at Mutton's, Bacon's, Mainwaring's fruit in the bosoms of gluttons If you've a thousand a year, or a minute- |