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The Baptist found him far too deep;

The Deist sighed with saving sorrow; And the lean Levite went to sleep,

And dreamed of tasting pork to-morrow.

His sermon never said or showed

That Earth is foul, that Heaven is gracious, Without refreshment on the road.

From Jerome, or from Athanasius; And sure a righteous zeal inspired

The hand and head that penned and planned them, For-all who understood, admired,

And some who did not understand them.

He wrote, too, in a quiet way,

Small treatises, and smaller verses ;
And sage remarks on chalk and clay,
· And hints to noble lords and nurses ;
True histories of last year's ghost,

Lines to a ringlet or a turban ;
And trifles for the Morning Post,

And nothing for Sylvanus Urban.

He did not think all mischief fair,

Although he had a knack of joking; He did make himself a bear,

Although he had a taste for smoking: And when religious sects ran mad,

He held, in spite of all his learning, That if a man's belief is bad,

It will not be improved by burning.

And he was kind, and loved to sit

In the low hut or garnished cottage, And praise the farmer's homely wit,

And share the widow's homelier pottage : At his approach complaint grew mild,

And when his hand unbarred the shutter, The clammy lips of Fever smiled

The welcome which they could not utter.

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He always had a tale for me

Of Julius Cæsar or of Venus :
From him I learned the rule of three, :

Cat's cradle, leap-frog, and Quæ genus ;
I used to singe his powdered wig,

To steal the staff he put such trust in; And make the puppy dance a jig

When he began to quote Augustin..

Alack the change! in vain I look

For haunts in which my boyhood trifled; The level lawn, the trickling brook,

The trees I climbed, the beds I rifled : The church is larger than before ;

You reach it by a carriage entry : It holds three hundred people more:

And pews are fitted up for gentry.

Sit in the Vicar's seat: you'll hear

The doctrine of a gentle Johnian, Whose hand is white, whose tone is clear,

Whose tone is very Ciceronian. .

Where is the old man laid ?-look down,

And construe on the slab before you, Hic JACET GULIELMUS BROWN,

VIR NULLA NON DONANDUS LAURA.

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NEAR a small village in the West,

Where many very worthy people
Eat, drink, play whist, and do their best .
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There stood—alas ! it stands no more !

A tenement of brick and plaster,
Of which, for forty years and four,

My good friend Quince was lord and master!

Welcome was he in hut and hall,

To maids and matrons, peers and peasants, He won the sympathies of all,

By making puns and making presents; Though all the parish was at strife,

He kept his counsel and his carriage, And laughed and loved a quiet life,

And shrank from Chancery's suits and marriage. Sound was his claret and his head;

Warm was his double ale and feelings-
His partners at the whist club said,

That he was faultless in his dealings-
He went to church but once a week ;

Yet Dr. Poundtext always found him
An upright man, who studied Greek,

And liked to see his friends around him.

Asylums, hospitals, and schools,

He used to swear were made to cozen;
All who subscribed to them were fools,

And he subscribed to half a dozen ;
It was his doctrine that the poor

Were always able, never willing;
And so the beggar at the door

Had first abuse, and then a shilling.

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Some public principles he had,

But was no flatterer, nor fretter;
He rapped his box when things were bad,

And said, “I cannot make them better!"
And much he loathed the patriot's snort,

And much he scorned the placeman's shuffle,
And cut the fiercest quarrels short,

With—“Patience, gentlemen, and shuffle."

For full ten years his pointer, Speed,

Had couched beneath his master's table; For twice ten years his old white steed · Had fattened in his master's stable

Old Quince averred, upon his troth,

They were the ugliest beasts in Devon; And none knew why he fed them both,

With his own hands, six days in seven.

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Whene'er they heard his ring or knock,

Quicker than thought, the village slatterns Flung down the novel, smoothed the frock,

And took up Mrs. Glasse, and patterns ; Adine was studying baker's bills;

Louisa looked the queen of knitters.; Jane happened to be hemming frills;

And Bell, by chance, was making fritters.

But all was vain; and while decay

Came like a tranquil moonlight o'er him, And found him gouty still, and gay,

With no fair nurse to bless or bore him ; *His rugged smile, and easy chair,

His dread of matrimonial lectures, His wig, his stick, his powdered hair,

Were themes for very strange conjectures.

Some sages thought the stars above

Had crazed him with excess of knowledge; Some heard he had been crossed in love,

Before he came away from collegeSome darkly hinted that his grace

Did nothing, great or small, without him, Some whispered with a solemn face,

That there was something odd about him !

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