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What are you, lady ?-naught is here

To tell us of your name or story ; To claim the gazer's smile or tear,

To dub you whig, or daub you tory. It is beyond a poet's skill,

To form the slightest notion, whether We e'er shall walk through one quadrille,

Or look upon one moon together.

You're very pretty !-all the world

Are talking of your bright brow's splendor, And of your locks, so softly curled,

And of your hands, so white and slender : Some think you're blooming in Bengal;

Some say you're blowing in the city; Some know you're nobody at all;

I only feel, you're very pretty.

But bless


heart! it's very wrong: You're making all our belles ferocious; Anne "never saw a chin so long;"

And Laura thinks your dress “ atrocious ;"

And Lady Jane, who now and then

Is taken for the village steeple, Is sure you can't be four feet ten,

And “wonders at the taste of people.”

Soon pass the praises of a face;

Swift fades the very best vermilion; Fame rides a most prodigious pace;

Oblivion follows on the pillion; And all, who, in these sultry rooms,

To-day have stared, and pushed, and fainted, Will soon forget your pearls and plumes,

As if they never had been painted.

You'll be forgotten-as old debts

By persons who are used to borrow; Forgotten-as the sun that sets,

When shines a new one on the morrow; Forgotten-like the luscious peach,

That blessed the school-boy last September; Forgotten—like a maiden speech,

Which all men praise, but none remember.

Yet, ere you sink into the stream,

That whelms alike, sage, saint, and martyr, And soldier's sword, and minstrel's theme,

And Canning's wit, and Gatton's charter, Here of the fortunes of your youth

My fancy weaves her dim conjectures, Which have, perhaps, as much of truth

As Passion's vows, or Cobbett's lectures.

Was't in the north or in the south,

That summer-breezes rocked your cradle} And had you in your baby mouth

A wooden or a silver ladle ?
And was your first, unconscious sleep,

By Brownie banned, or blessed by fairy? And did you wake to laugh or weep?

And where you christened Maud or Mary?

And was your father called “your grace ?"

And did he bet at Ascot races ? And did he chatter common-place?

And did he fill a score of places ? And did your lady-mother's charms

Consist in picklings, broilings, bastings? Or did she prate about the arms

Her brave forefather won at Hastings ?

Where were you

" finished ?" tell me where! Was it at Chelsea, or at Chiswick ? Had you the ordinary share

Of books and backboard, harp and physic? And did they bid you banish pride,

And mind your oriental tinting? And did you learn how Dido died,

And who found out the art of printing?

And are you fond of lanes and brooks,

A votary of the sylvan muses Or do you con the little books

Which Baron Brougham and Vaux diffuses ?

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Or do you love to knit and sew,

The fashionable world's Arachne ? Or do you canter down the Row,

Upon a very long-tailed hackney?

And do


brother James ? And do you pet his mares and setters? And have your friends romantic names ?

And do you write them long, long letters ? And are you—since the world began

All women are a little spiteful ? And don't you dote on Malibran ?

And don't you think Tom Moore delightful ?

I see they've brought you flowers to-day,
Delicious food for


and noses; But carelessly you turn away

From all the pinks, and all the roses; Say, is that fond look sent in search

Of one whose look as fondly answers ? And is he, fairest, in the church,

Or is he-aint he-in the Lancers ?

And is your love a motley page

Of black and white, half joy, half sorrow? Are you to wait till you're of age ?

Or are you to be his to-morrow? Or do they bid you, in their scorn,

Your pure and sinless flame to smother? Is he so very meanly born?

Or are you married to another?

Whate'er you are, at last, adieu !

I think it is your bounden duty To let the rhymes I coin for you,

Be prized by all who prize your beauty. From you I seek nor gold nor fame;

From you I fear no cruel strictures; I wish some girls that I could name

Were half as silent as their pictures !


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