From the bowels of the earth, Cold by this was the midnight air; But the abbot's blood ran colder, And a hump upon his shoulder. To mutter a Pater Noster; The cruel Duke of Glo'ster! There was turning of keys, and creaking of locks, Sounded then the noisy glee Pulling and tugging the fisherman sat; And the priest was ready to vomit, When he hauled out a gentleman, fine and fat, With a belly as big as a brimming vat, And a nose as red as a comet. “A capital stew," the fisherman said, “With cinnamon and sherry!” And the abbot turned away his head, For his brother was lying before bim dead, The mayor of St. Edmond's Bury ! There was turning of keys, and creaking of locks, Sounds seemed dropping from the skies, « Smile, lady, smile! - I will not set One jerk, and there a lady lay, A lady wondrous fair; But the rose of her lip had faded away, And her cheek was as white and as cold as clay, And torn was her raven hair. “Ah, ah !” said the fisher, in merry guise, “Her gallant was hooked before ;” And the abbot heaved some piteous sighs, For oft he had blessed those deep blue eyes, The eyes of Mistress Shore ! There was turning of keys, and creaking of locks, There was turning of keys, and creaking of locks, “Oh, ho! Oh, ho! The cock doth crow; It is time for the fisher to rise and go. Fair luck to the abbot, fair luck to the shrine ! He bath gnawed in twain my choicest line; Let him swim to the north, let him swim to the south, The abbot will carry my hook in his mouth I" The abhot had preached for many years, With as clear articulation Against Emancipation; Had roused the zeal of martyrs; And the king himself three quarters : But ever, from that hour, 't is said, He stammered and he stuttered, With every word he uttered. He stuttered, drunk or dry; Could tell the reason why! THE BELLE OF THE BALL. YEARS — years ago — ere yet my dreams Had been of being wise and witty; Ere I had done with writing themes, Or yawn'd o'er this infernal Chitty; Years, years ago, while all my joys Were in my fowling-piece and filly; In short, while I was yet a boy, I fell in love with Laura Lilly. I saw her at the County ball; There when the sound of flute and fiddle Gave signal sweet in that old hall, Of hands across and down the middle, Hers was the subtlest spell by far Of all that sets young hearts romancing: She was our queen, our rose, our star; And when she danced - oh, Heaven, her dancing! Dark was her hair, her hand was white; Her voice was exquisitely tender, Her eyes were full of liquid light; I never saw a waist so slender; Her every look, her every smile, Shot right and left a score of arrows; I thought 't was Venus from her isle, I wondered where she'd left her sparrows. She talk'd of politics or prayers ; Of Southey's prose, or Wordsworth's sonnets ; Of daggers or of dancing bears, Of battles, or the last new bonnets; To me it matter'd not a tittle, I might have thought they murmured Little. Through sunny May, through sultry June, I loved her with a love eternal; I spoke her praises to the moon, I wrote them for the Sunday Journal. My mother laughed ; I soon found out That ancient ladies have no feeling; My father frown'd; but how should gout Find any happiness in kneeling ? She was the daughter of a dean, Rich, fat, and rather apoplectic; She had one brother just thirteen, Whose color was extremely hectic; Her grandmother, for many a year, Had fed the parish with her bounty ; Her second cousin was a peer, And lord-lieutenant of the county. But titles and the three per cents, And mortgages, and great relations, And India bonds, and tithes and rents, Oh! what are they to love's sensations ? Black eyes, fair forehead, clustering locks, Such wealth, such honors, Cupid chooses ; He cares as little for the stocks, As Baron Rothschild for the muses. She sketch'd ; the vale, the wood, the beach, Grew lovelier from her pencil's shading; She botanized; I envied each Young blossom in her boudoir fading; She made the Catalina jealous ; For hours and hours and blow the bellows. |