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'Weel, weel!' says I, 'a bargain be 't;
Come, gie's your hand, and sae we're gree't;
We'll ease our shanks and tak a seat-

Come, gie's your news;

This while ye hae been mony a gaet,
At mony a house."1

'Ay, ay!' quo' he, and shook his head,
'It's e'en a lang lang time indeed

Sin' I began to nick the thread,

And choke the breath:

Folk maun do something for their bread,
And sae maun Death.

'Sax thousand years are near hand fled
Sin' I was to the butching bred,
And mony a scheme in vain's been laid,
To stap or scaur me;

Till ane Hornbook's taen up the trade,
And faith he'll waur me.

'Ye ken Jock Hornbook i' the clachan,
Deil mak his king's-hood in a spleuchan!
He's grown sac weel acquant wi' Buchan2
And ither chaps,

The weans haud out their fingers laughin',
And pouk my hips.

'See, here's a scythe, and there's a dart,
They hae pierced mony a gallant heart;
But Doctor Hornbook wi' his art

And cursed skill,

Has made them baith no worth a ;
D-'d haet they'll kill.

"Twas but yestreen, nae further gaen,
I threw a noble throw at anc;

Wi' less, I'm sure, I've hundreds slain;
But deil-ma-care,

It just played dirl3 on the bane,

But did nae mair.

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in plain prose a solecism, the poet appears to have had the ordinary figure of Time in view, rather than that of Death.

1 Alluding to a recent epidemical fever.

2 Buchan's Domestic Medicine, then a popular book, and of course a readily available manual for a village Galen.

A short tremulous stroke.

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As soon's he smells 't,

Baith their disease and what will mend it
At once he tells 't.

And then a' doctor's saws and whittles,
Of a' dimensions, shapes, and metals,
A' kinds o' boxes, mugs, and bottles,
He's sure to hae;

Their Latin names as fast he rattles
As A B C.

'Calces o' fossils, earths, and trees;
True sal-marinum o' the seas;
The farina of beans and peas,
He has 't in plenty;

Aqua-fontis, what you please,
He can content ye.

'Forbye some new, uncommon weapons,
Urinus spiritus of capons;

Or mite-horn shavings, filings, scrapings,
Distilled per se;

Sal-alkali o' midge-tail clippings,

And mony mae.'

'Wae's me for Johnny Ged's Hole' now,
Quo' I; if that thae news be true,
His braw calf-ward where gowans grew,
Sae white and bonny,

Nae doubt they 'll rive it wi' the pleugh;
They'll ruin Johnny!'

1 The parish gravedigger.

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2 The church-yard, which had occasionally been used as an enclosure for calves.

VOL. I.

The creature grained an eldritch laugh,
And says: 'Ye need na yoke the pleugh,
Kirkyards will soon be tilled eneugh,

Tak ye nac fear:

They'll a' be trenched wi' mony a sheugh,
In twa-three year.

'Whare I killed ane a fair strae death,
By loss o' blood or want o' breath,
This night, I'm free to tak my aith,
That Hornbook's skill

Has clad a score i' their last claith,
By drap and pill.

'An honest wabster to his trade,

Whase wife's twa nieves were scarce weel-bred,
Gat tippence-worth to mend her head,
When it was sair;

The wife slade cannie to her bed,
But ne'er spak mair.

A bonny lass, ye ken her name,
Some ill-brewn drink had hoved her wame;
She trusts hersel', to hide the shame,
To Hornbook's care;

Horn sent her aff to her lang hame,
To hide it there.

'A country laird had taen the batts,
Or some curmurring in his guts;
His only son for Hornbook sets,
And pays him well—

The lad, for twa guid gimmer-pets,
Was laird himsel'.

That's just a swatch o' Hornbook's way;

Thus goes he on from day to day,

Thus does he poison, kill, and slay,

An's weel paid for 't;

Yet stops me o' my lawfu' prey
Wi' his d-d dirt:

'But hark! I'll tell you of a plot,
Though dinna ye be speaking o't;
I'll nail the self-conceited sot

As dead's a herrin':

Niest time we meet, I'll wad a groat,
He gets his fairin'!'

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But just as he began to tell,

The auld kirk-hammer strak the bell,
Some wee short hour ayont the twal,
Which raised us baith:

I took the way that pleased mysel',
And sae did Death.1

Now commences that burst of poesy which we have spoken of as so remarkable in Burns's history. Early in this year, on Fasten's e'en (Anglice, Shrovetide), there was a rocking at Mossgiel. Gilbert explains this term:-'It is derived from those primitive times when the country-women employed their spare hours in spinning on a rock or distaff. This simple instrument is a very portable one, and well fitted to the social inclination of meeting in a neighbour's house; hence the phrase of going a-rocking, or with the rock. As the connection the phrase had with the implement was forgotten when the rock gave place to the spinning-wheel, the phrase came to be used by both sexes on social occasions, and men talk of going with their rocks as well as women.' There was then a simple frugal social meeting at Mossgiel, when, among other entertainments, each did his or her best at singing. One sang a pleasing specimen of the rustic lore of Ayrshire, understood to be the composition of a person now in advanced years, named Lapraik, residing at Muirkirk. It was expressive of the happy affection of a husband for his wife during a period of misfortunes, and was as follows:-'

'When I upon thy bosom lean,

Enraptured I do call thee mine,

I glory in those sacred ties,

That made us ane wha ance were twain.

1 The publication of this poem was of course discomfiting to the poor schoolmaster, though he is said to have been in reality a respectable man in his legitimate capacity, and even useful as a dispenser of medicines in a village which had then no medical practitioner within four miles. He afterwards left the place, in consequence of a dispute about salary with the heritors, and settled in Glasgow, where he long kept a respectable seminary for youth of both sexes. One who studied under him there, describes him as in general of easy temper, but remarkable for self-complacency. He ultimately rose to be session-clerk of the Gorbals, a comparatively lucrative situation.

Gilbert Burns used to relate that Wilson once spoke to him of the poem. He said it was pretty severe in some things; but, on the whole, it was rather a compliment. This qualifying 'rather' amused Gilbert very much.-Letter of Miss Isabella Begg.

Dr Hornbook died at an advanced age in 1839. Though Torbolton has not been much enlarged since his time, it has now three regular practitioners of medicine.

A mutual flame inspires us baith,

The tender look, the melting kiss;

Even years shall ne'er destroy our love,
Some sweet sensation new will rise.

Have I a wish, 'tis all for thee,

I know thy wish is me to please;
Our moments pass so sweet away,
That numbers on us look and gaze.
Well pleased to see our happy days,
They bid us live and still love on;
And if some cares shall chance to rise,
Thy bosom still shall be my home.

I'll lull me there, and take my rest,
And if that aught disturb my fair,
I'll bid her laugh her cares all out,
And beg her not to drop a tear.
Have I a joy, 'tis all her own,

Her heart and mine are all the same;

They're like the woodbine round the tree,

That's twined till death shall us disjoin.'

Burns was so much pleased with the ditty, that he soon after sent a versified epistle to the supposed author:

EPISTLE TO J. LA PRAIK,'

AN OLD SCOTTISH BARD.

While briers and woodbines budding green,

And paitricks scraichin' loud at e'cn,

April 1, 1785.

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And morning poussie whiddin seen,
Inspire my Muse,

This freedom in an unknown frien'
I pray excuse.

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Lapraik is apparently the same name with Leprevick, honourable in the history of Scottish literature, as having been borne by one of the most distinguished of our early printers. In 1364, David II. confirmed a charter of William de Cunningham, Lord of Carrick, to James de Leprewick, of half the lands of Polkairne, in King's Kyle (Wood's Peerage, i. 321), which shews that there were persons of that name at an early period connected with the district.

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