And since his dress is all the fashion, "So Lord St. Ives is occupying He brought a lady in the carriage; Blue eyes,-eighteen, or thereabouts ;Of course, you know, we hope it's marriage, But yet the femme de chambre doubts. She looked so pensive when we met her, Poor thing!-and such a charming shawl !-Well! till we understand it better, It's quite impossible to call! "Old Mr. Fund, the London Banker, (Contractors play the meanest tricks)The roof's as crazy as its master, And he was born in fifty-six; Stairs creaking-cracks in every landing,— The colonnade is sure to fall; We shan't find post or pillar standing, "Who was that sweetest of sweet creatures Last Sunday in the Rector's seat? The finest shape, the loveliest features,- My brother, (this is quite between us) "And there's an author, full of knowledge; And sweet Sir Marcus from the Shannon, And Doctor Calipee, the canon, Who weighs, I fancy, twenty stone: A maiden lady is adorning The faded front of Lily Hall :— Upon my word, the first fine morning, We'll make a round, my dear, and call.” Alas! disturb not, maid and matron, (1829.) THE FANCY BALL. "A visor for a visor! What care I What curious eye doth quote deformities?" ROMEO AND Juliet. "You used to talk," said Miss Mac Call, You're getting vastly stupid: You'd better burn your Blackstone, sir, I made that night a solemn vow Green velvet on my shoulders; I learnt to swear "by Allah!" VOL. II. 66 Oh, a fancy ball's a strange affair! Made up of silks and leathers, Light heads, light heels, false hearts, false hair, Pins, paint, and ostrich feathers: The dullest duke in all the town, To-day may shine a droll one; Go, call the lawyer from his pleas, Begone, dull care! This life of ours Is very dark and chilly; We'll sleep through all its serious hours, And laugh through all its silly. Be mine such motley scene as this, Where, by established usance, Miss Gravity is quite amiss, And Madam Sense a nuisance ! |