The Humorous Speaker: Being a Choice Collection of Amusing Pieces, Both in Prose and Verse, Original and Selected, Consisting of Dialogues, Soliloquies, Parodies, &c., Designed for the Use of Schools, Literary Societies, Debating Clubs, Social Circles and Domestic Entertainment |
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... Number One ... Colman 134 Taylor 136 .C . T. Wolfe 141 Horace Smith 143 Anon . 144 Goldsmith 146 .F . Hopkinson 147 Thomas Moore 150 Anon . 150 .D . Garrick 152 .Hood 155 .Anon 157 .Anon . 158 .Anon . 159 Byrom 162 .Anon . 163 C. L. ...
... Number One ... Colman 134 Taylor 136 .C . T. Wolfe 141 Horace Smith 143 Anon . 144 Goldsmith 146 .F . Hopkinson 147 Thomas Moore 150 Anon . 150 .D . Garrick 152 .Hood 155 .Anon 157 .Anon . 158 .Anon . 159 Byrom 162 .Anon . 163 C. L. ...
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... number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed . Sneer . Well , sir , the puff preliminary ? Puff . O that , sir , does well in the form of a caution . Dang . Egad , Sneer , you will be quite an ...
... number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed . Sneer . Well , sir , the puff preliminary ? Puff . O that , sir , does well in the form of a caution . Dang . Egad , Sneer , you will be quite an ...
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... numbers , as he used to do and since he has got this widow in his head , he reads nothing but Cupid's Revels , Call to Marriage , Love in the Suds , and such like tender compositions . ( Exit THOMAS . Bates . There he comes , with all ...
... numbers , as he used to do and since he has got this widow in his head , he reads nothing but Cupid's Revels , Call to Marriage , Love in the Suds , and such like tender compositions . ( Exit THOMAS . Bates . There he comes , with all ...
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... NUMBER ONE . - HOOD . Ir's very hard , and so it is , To live in such a row And witness this , that every Miss , But me , has got a beau : But love goes calling up and down , But here he ... Number 202 THE HUMOROUS SPEAKER . Number One Hood.
... NUMBER ONE . - HOOD . Ir's very hard , and so it is , To live in such a row And witness this , that every Miss , But me , has got a beau : But love goes calling up and down , But here he ... Number 202 THE HUMOROUS SPEAKER . Number One Hood.
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... Number Two , Calls daily like a dun ; It's very hard they come so near , And not to Number One . Miss Bell , I hear , has got a dear Exactly to her mind , By sitting at the window pane Without a bit of blind . But I go in the balcony ...
... Number Two , Calls daily like a dun ; It's very hard they come so near , And not to Number One . Miss Bell , I hear , has got a dear Exactly to her mind , By sitting at the window pane Without a bit of blind . But I go in the balcony ...
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