Helen. My Lord Pandarus; honey-sweet lord, Pan. Go to, sweet queen, go to: commends himself most affectionately to you. 72 Helen. You shall not bob us out of our melody: if you do, our melancholy upon your head! Pan. Sweet queen, sweet queen! that's a sweet queen, i' faith. Helen. And to make a sweet lady sad is a sour offence. Pan. Nay, that shall not serve your turn; that shall it not, in truth, la! Nay, I care not for such words; no, no. And, my lord, he desires you, that if the king call for him at supper, you will make his excuse. 83 Pan. He no, she'll none of him; they two are twain. Helen. Falling in, after falling out, may make them three. 110 Pan. Come, come, I'll hear no more of this. I'll sing you a song now. Helen. Ay, ay, prithee now. sweet lord, thou hast a fine forehead. Pan. Ay, you may, you may. Helen. Let thy song be love: this love will undo us all. O Cupid, Cupid, Cupid! Pan. Love! ay, that it shall, i' faith. Par. Ay, good now, love, love, nothing but love. 120 Sings. Par. I'll lay my life, with my disposer Cressida. Pan. No, no, no such matter; you are wide. Come, your disposer is sick. Par. Well, I'll make excuse. By my troth, Pan. In good troth, it begins so. Love, love, nothing but love, still more! For, O love's bow These lovers cry O! O! they die! 130 Yet that which seems the wound to kill, Helen. In love, i' faith, to the very tip of the nose. Par. He eats nothing but doves, love; and that breeds hot blood, and hot blood begets hot thoughts, and hot thoughts beget hot deeds, and hot deeds is love. 140 Pan. Is this the generation of love? hot blood, hot thoughts, and hot deeds? Why, they are vipers is love a generation of vipers? Sweet lord, who's a-field to-day? Par. Hector, Deiphobus, Helenus, Antenor, and all the gallantry of Troy: I would fain have armed to-day, but my Nell would not have it so. How chance my brother Troilus went not? Helen. He hangs the lip at something you know all, Lord Pandarus. 150 Pan. Not I, honey-sweet queen. I long to hear how they sped to-day. You'll remember your brother's excuse? Pan. You spy! what do you spy? Come, give me an instrument. Now, sweet queen. 101 Helen. Why, this is kindly done. Pan. My niece is horribly in love with a thing you have, sweet queen. Helen. She shall have it, my lord, if it be not my Lord Paris. Pan. Ay, good my lord. Why should you say Or force of Greekish sinews; you shall do Cressida? no, your poor disposer 's sick. Par. I spy. more Than all the island kings,-disarm great Hector. Yea, what he shall receive of us in duty Par. Sweet, above thought I love thee. Exeunt. SCENE II.-The Same. PANDARUS's Orchard. Enter PANDARUS and TROILUS's Boy, meeting. Pan. How now! where's thy master? at my cousin Cressida's? Boy. No, sir; he stays for you to conduct him thither. Enter TROILUS. Pan. O! here he comes. How now, how now! Pan. Have you seen my cousin? Tro. No, Pandarus: I stalk about her door, Like a strange soul upon the Stygian banks Staying for waftage. O! be thou my Charon, 10 And give me swift transportance to those fields Where I may wallow in the lily-beds Propos'd for the deserver. O gentle Pandarus! From Cupid's shoulder pluck his painted wings, And fly with me to Cressid. 20 Pan. Walk here i' the orchard. I'll bring her straight.. Exit. Tro. I am giddy, expectation whirls me round. The imaginary relish is so sweet That it enchants my sense. What will it be When that the watery palate tastes indeed Love's thrice repured nectar? death, I fear me, Swooning destruction, or some joy too fine, Too subtle-potent, tun'd too sharp in sweetness For the capacity of my ruder powers: I fear it much; and I do fear besides That I shall lose distinction in my joys; As doth a battle, when they charge on heaps The enemy flying. Re-enter PANDARUS. Pan. She's making her ready; she'll come straight you must be witty now. She does so blush, and fetches her wind so short, as if she were frayed with a sprite: I'll fetch her. It is the prettiest villain: she fetches her breath so short as a new-ta'en sparrow. Exit. Tro. Even such a passion doth embrace my 35 call your activity in question. What! billing again? Here's 'In witness whereof the parties interchangeably '-Come in, come in: I'll go get a fire. Exit. 62 bosom: My heart beats thicker than a feverous pulse; Re-enter PANDARUS with CRESSIDA. Pan. Come, come, what need you blush? shame's a baby. Here she is now: swear the oaths now to her that you have sworn to me. What are you gone again? you must be watched ere you be made tame, must you? Come your ways, come your ways; an you draw backward, we'll put you i' the fills. Why do you not speak to her? Come, draw this curtain, and let's see your picture. Alas the day! how loath you are to offend daylight; an 'twere dark, you'd close sooner. So, so; rub on, and kiss the mistress. How now! a kiss in fee-farm! build there, carpenter; the air is sweet. Nay, you shall fight your hearts out ere I part you. The falcon as the tercel, for all the ducks i' the river: go to, go to. Tro. You have bereft me of all words, lady. Pan. Words pay no debts, give her deeds; but she'll bereave you o' the deeds too if she Cres. Will you walk in, my lord? Tro. O Cressida! how often have I wished me thus. Cres. Wished, my lord! The gods grant,O my lord! Tro. What should they grant? what makes this pretty abruption? What too curious dreg espies my sweet lady in the fountain of our love? 71 Cres. More dregs than water, if my fears have eyes. Tro. Fears make devils of cherubins; they never see truly. Cres. Blind fear, that seeing reason leads, finds safer footing than blind reason stumbling without fear: to fear the worst oft cures the worse. Tro. O let my lady apprehend no fear: in all Cupid's pageant there is presented no monster. Cres. Nor nothing monstrous neither? 82 Tro. Nothing but our undertakings; when we vow to weep seas, live in fire, eat rocks, tame tigers; thinking it harder for our mistress to devise imposition enough than for us to undergo any difficulty imposed. This is the monstruosity in love, lady, that the will is infinite, and the execution confined; that the desire is boundless, and the act a slave to limit. Cres. They say all lovers swear more performance than they are able, and yet reserve an ability that they never perform; vowing more than the perfection of ten and discharging less than the tenth part of one. They that have the voice of lions and the act of hares, are they not monsters? 97 Tro. Are there such? such are not we. Praise us as we are tasted, allow us as we prove; our head shall go bare till merit crown it. No perfection in reversion shall have a praise in present: we will not name desert before his birth, and, being born, his addition shall be humble. Few words to fair faith: Troilus shall be such to Cressid, as what envy can say worst shall be a mock for his truth; and what truth can speak truest not truer than Troilus. Cres. Will you walk in, my lord? Re-enter PANDARUS. Pan. What! blushing still? have you not done talking yet? 110 Cres. Well, uncle, what folly I commit I dedicate to you. Pan. I thank you for that: if my lord get a boy of you, you 'll give him me. Be true to my lord: if he flinch, chide me for it. Tro. You know now your hostages; your uncle's word, and my firm faith. Pan. Nay, I'll give my word for her too. Our kindred, though they be long ere they are wooed, they are constant being won they are burrs, I can tell you; they'll stick where they are thrown. Cres. Boldness comes to me now, and brings me heart. 122 Prince Troilus, I have loved you night and day For many weary months. Tro. Why was my Cressid then so hard to win? Cres. Hard to seem won; but I was won, my Yet, after all comparisons of truth, lord, As truth's authentic author to be cited, As true as Troilus' shall crown up the verse 190 130 With the first glance that ever-pardon me- Of speaking first. Sweet, bid me hold my tongue; 142 Tro. And shall, albeit sweet music issues thence. Pan. Pretty, i' faith. Cres. My lord, I do beseech you, pardon me; Tro. Your leave, sweet Cressid! Pan. Leave an you take leave till to-morrow morning. Cres. Pray you, content you. I have a kind of self resides with you; 160 And fell so roundly to a large confession, Tro. O! that I thought it could be in a woman, 151 170 Cres. From false to false, among false maids in love, As air, as water, wind, or sandy earth, • 200 Pan. Go to, a bargain made; seal it, seal it: I'll be the witness. Here I hold your hand, here my cousin's. If ever you prove false one to another, since I have taken such pains to bring you together, let all pitiful goers-between be called to the world's end after my name; call them all Pandars; let all constant men be Troiluses, all false women Cressids, and all brokers-between Pandars! say, amen. 213 Tro. Amen. Pan. Amen. Whereupon I will show you a chamber with a bed; which bed, because it shall not speak of your pretty encounters, press it to death away! And Cupid grant all tongue-tied maidens here SCENE III.-The Grecian Camp. Enter AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES, DIOMEDES, NES- Cal. Now, princes, for the service I have done The advantage of the time prompts me alond Cal. You have a Trojan prisoner, call'd Antenor, : 90 40 100 51 In change of him: let him be sent, great princes, Hath any honour, but honour for those honours And he shall buy my daughter; and her That are without him, as place, riches, and presence favour, Shall quite strike off all service I have done, Prizes of accident as oft as merit: In most accepted pain. Which when they fall, as being slippery standers, Agam, Let Diomedes bear him, The love that lean’d on them as slippery too, And bring us Cressid hither : Calchas shall have Doth one pluck down another, and together What he requests of us. Good Diomed, 32 Die in the fall. But 'tis not so with me : Furnish you fairly for this interchange : Fortune and I are friends: I do enjoy Withal bring word if Hector will to-morrow At ample point all that I did possess, Be answer'd in his challenge: Ajax is ready. Save these men's looks; who do, methinks, find Dio. This shall I undertake ; and 'tis a burden out Which I am proud to bear. Something not worth in me such rich beholding Exeunt DIOMEDES and CALCHAS. As they have often given. Here is Ulysses: Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS, before I'll interrupt his reading. How now, Ulysses ! their Tent. Ulyss. Now, great Thetis' son! Ulyss. Achilles stands i’ the entrance of his Achil. What are you reading ? tent: Ulyss. A strange fellow here Please it our general to pass strangely by him, Writes me : As if he were forgot ; and, princes all, Lay negligent and loose regard upon him : That man, how dearly ever parted, How much in having, or without, or in, Cannot make boast to have that which he hath, If so, I have derision medicinable Nor feels not what he owes but by reflection ; A8 when his virtues shining upon others Heat them, and they retort that heat again To the first giver. Achil. This is not strange, Ulysses. Feed arrogance and are the proud man's fees. The beauty that is borne here in the face Agam. We'll execute your purpose, and put on The bearer knows not, but commends itself A form of strangeness as we pass along : To others' eyes : nor doth the eye itself, So do each lord, and either greet him not, That most pure spirit of sense, behold itself, Or else disdainfully, which shall shake him more Not going from itself; but eye to eye oppos’d Than if not look'd on. I will lead the way. Salutes each other with each other's form; Achil. What! comes the general to speak For speculation turns not to itself with me? Till it hath travell'd, and is married there You know my mind ; I'll fight no more 'gainst Where it may see itself. This is not strange Troy. at all. Agam. What says Achilles ? would he aught Ulyss. I do not strain at the position, with us? It is familiar, but at the author's drift; Nest. Would you, my lord, aught with the Who in his circumstance expressly proves general ? That no man is the lord of any thing, Achil. No. Though in and of hiun there be much consisting, Nest. Nothing, my lord. Till he communicate his parts to others : Agam. The better. Nor doth he of himself know them for aught Exeunt AGAMEMNON and NESTOR. Till he behold them form'd in the applause Achil. Good day, good day. Where they 're extended; who, like an arch, 1 Men. How do you ? how do you? Exit. reverberates Achil. What does the cuckold scorn me? The voice again, or, like a gate of steel Ajar. How now, Patroclus ! Fronting the sun, receives and renders back Achil. Good morrow, Ajax. His figureand his heat. I was much wraptinthis; Ajax. Ha? And apprehended here immediately Achil. Good morrow. The unknown Ajax. Ajar. Ay, and good next day too. Exit. Heavens, what a man is therel a very horse ; Achil. What mean these fellows? Know they That has he knows not what. Nature, what not Achilles ? things there are, Patr. They pass by strangely; they were Most abject in regard, and dear in use! us'd to bend, What things, again most dear in the esteem, To send their smiles before them to Achilles ; And poor in worth! Now shall we see toTo come as humbly as they usd to creep morrow, To holy altars. An act that very chance doth throw upon him, Achil. What! am I poor of late? Ajax renown'd. O heavens! what some men do, 'Tis certain, greatness, once fall'n out with While some men leave to do. fortune, How some men creep in skittish fortune's hall, Mast fall out with men too : what the declin'd is Whiles others play the idiots in her eyes ! He shall as soon read in the eyes of others How one man eats into another's pride, As fcel in his own fall; for men, like butterflies, while pride is fasting in his wantonness ! Show not their mealy wings but to the summer, To see these Grecian lords ! why, even already And not a man, for being simply man, 80 | They clap the lubber Ajax on the shoulder 110 60 : 120 70 130 210 As if his foot were on brave Hector's breast, 140 Knows almost every grain of Plutus' gold, Finds bottom in the uncomprehensive deeps, Ulyss. Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back, There is a mystery, with whom relation Wherein he puts alms for oblivion, Durst never meddle, in the soul of state, A great-siz'd monster of ingratitudes : Which hath an operation more divine Those scraps are good deeds past; which are Than breath or pen can give expressure to. devour'd All the commerce that you have had with As fast as they are made, forgot as soon Troy To throw down Hector than Polyxena ; In monumental mockery. Take the instant But it must grieve young Pyrrhus now at way ; home, For honour travels in a strait so narrow When fame shall in our islands sound her Where one but goes abreast : keep then the path; trump, For emulation hath a thousand sons And all the Greekish girls shall tripping sing, That one by one pursue : if you give way, • Great Hector's sister did Achilles win, Or hedge aside from the direct forthright, But our great Ajax bravely beat down him.' Like to an enter'd tide they all rush by Farewell, my lord : I as your lover speak; And leave you hindmost; 160 | The fool slid o'er the ice that you should Or, like a gallant horse fall'n in first rank, break. Erit. Lie there for pavement to the abject rear, Patr. To this effect, Achilles, have I mov'd O'errun and trampled on: then what they do in you. present, A woman impudent and mannish grown Though less than yours in past, must o'ertop is not more loath'd than an effeminate man yours ; In time of action. I stand condemnd for For time is like a fashionable host, this : That slightly shakes his parting guest by the They think my little stomach to the war hand, And your great love to me restrains you thus. And with his arms outstretch'd, as he would fly, Sweet, rouse yourself; and the weak wanton Grasps in the comer: welcome ever smiles, Cupid And farewell goes out sighing. O! let not virtue Shall from your neck unloose his amorous fold, seek And, like a dew-drop from the lion's mane, Remuneration for the thing it was ; 170 | Be shook to air. For beauty, wit, Achil. Shall Ajax fight with Hector ! High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service, Patr. Ay; and perhaps receive much honour Love, friendship, charity, are subjects all by him. To envious and calumniating time. Achil . I see my reputation is at stake; One touch of nature makes the whole world kin, My fame is shrewdly gor'd. That all with one consent praise new-born gawds, Patr. O! then beware ; Though they are made and moulded of things Those wounds heal ill that men do give them. past, selves : And give to dust that is a little gilt Omission to do what is necessary More laud than gilt o'er-dusted. Seals a commission to a blank of danger; The present eye praises the present object: 180 And danger, like an ague, subtly taints Then marvel not, thou great and complete man, Even then when we sit idly in the sun. That all the Greeks begin to worship Ajax ; Achil. Go call Thersites hither, sweet PaSince things in motion sooner catch the eye troclus : Than what not stirs. The cry went once on I'll send the fool to Ajax and desire him thee, To invite the Trojan lords after the combat And still it might, and yet it may again, To see us here unarm’d. I have a woman's If thou wonld'st not entomb thyself alive, longing, And case thy reputation in thy tent ; An appetite that I am sick withal, Whose glorious deeds, but in these fields of To see great Hector in his weeds of peace; late, To talk with him and to behold his visage, Made emulous missions 'mongst the gods them. Even to my full of view. A labour sav'd ! selves, And drave great Mars faction. Enter THERSITES. Achil. Of this my privacy 190 Ther. A wonder! I have strong reasons. Achil. What? Uly88. But 'gainst your privacy Ther. Ajax goes up and down the field, asking The reasons are more potent and heroical. for himself. "Tis known, Achilles, that you are in love Achil. How so? With one of Priam's daughters. Ther. He must fight singly to.morrow with Achil. Ha ! known ! Hector, and is so prophetically proud of an Ulyss. Is that a wonder ? heroical cudgelling that he raves in saying The providence that's in a watchful state nothing |