Each rivals the other in powers Each waltzes, each warbles, each paints Miss Rose, chiefly tumble-down towers; Miss Do., perpendicular saints. In short, to distinguish is folly; 'Twixt the pair, I am come to the pass Of Macheath between Lucy and Polly Or Buridan's ass. If it happens that Rose I have singled For a soft celebration in ryhme, Then the ringlets of Dora get mingled Somehow with the tune and the time; Or I painfully pen me a sonnet To an eyebrow intended for Do.'s, And behold! I am writing upon it The legend, “To Rose." Or I try to draw Dora (my blotter Is all overscrawled with her head); If I fancy at last that I've got her, It turns to her rival instead; Or I find myself placidly adding To the rapturous tresses of Rose Miss Dora's bud-mouth, and her madding, Ineffable nose. Was there ever so sad a dilemma ? For Rose I would perish (pro tem.); For Dora I'd willingly stem a (Whatever might offer to stem); But to make the invidious election To declare that on either one's side I've a scruple—a grain more affection, I can not decide. And as either so hopelessly nice is, my final resource Is to wait some indefinite crisis Some feat of molecular force, By no means to peace or repose, Of Dora and Rose. Each rivals the other in powers Each waltzes, each warbles, each paintsMiss Rose, chiefly tumble-down towers; Miss Do., perpendicular saints. In short, to distinguish is folly ; 'Twixt the pair, I am come to the pass Of Macheath between Lucy and Polly Or Buridan's ass. If it happens that Rose I have singled For a soft celebration in ryhme, Then the ringlets of Dora get mingled Somehow with the tune and the time; Or I painfully pen me a sonnet To an eyebrow intended for Do.'s, And behold! I am writing upon it The legend, “ To Rose." Or I try to draw Dora (my blotter Is all overscrawled with her head); If I fancy at last that I've got her, It turns to her rival instead ; Or I find myself placidly adding To the rapturous tresses of Rose Miss Dora's bud-mouth, and her madding, Ineffable nose. Was there ever so sad a dilemma? For Rose I would perish (pro tem.); For Dora I'd willingly stem a (Whatever might offer to stem); But to make the invidious election To declare that on either one's side I've a scruple—a grain more affection, I can not decide. And as either so hopelessly nice is, My sole and my final resource Some feat of molecular force, By no means to peace or repose, Of Dora and Rose. Each rivals the other in powers Each waltzes, each warbles, each paints Miss Rose, chiefly tumble-down towers; Miss Do., perpendicular saints. In short, to distinguish is folly; 'Twixt the pair, I am come to the pass Of Macheath between Lucy and Polly Or Buridan's ass. If it happens that Rose I have singled For a soft celebration in ryhme, Then the ringlets of Dora get mingled Somehow with the tune and the time; Or I painfully pen me a sonnet To an eyebrow intended for Do.'s, And behold! I am writing upon it The legend, “ To Rose.” Or I try to draw Dora (my blotter Is all overscrawled with her head); If I fancy at last that I've got her, It turns to her rival instead ; |