Scene-A Man's Rooms in the Temple.

(Steady man smokes a short pipe, and jaws at the young swell lounging in easy-chair.)

STEADY MAN. "A man must work nowadays, or he gets left behind. The only position worth having is what you make for yourself," etc., etc.

YOUTHFUL SWELL. "Oh, yes, I quite agwee with you about work. I don't mind work, you know, in a genewal way-but I object to what I call work of superwewogation!'"

STEADY MAN.

And pray what do you understand by that?" YOUTHFUL SWELL. "Why-I mean I don't care to do anything I can get done for me!"

Play away my Deans: silina the enemy':

The Battle of the Pianos.

Alarming Occurrence.

legs).

A False Position.

INDIVIDUAL (who is not over-strong in his head, or firm on his "D-d-d-d-id waltzing-ever-make-you-giddy? Because, I-shall-be-happy-to-sit-down-whenever-you're tired!" GIRL (who is in high dancing condition). "Oh, dear, no-I could waltz all night!"