STREET Boy (to his natural enemy, the Policeman). " Snowballs, sir! No, sir ! I haven't seen no one throw no snowballs, sir !"

DISCIPLE OF OLD ISAAC. “This wouldn't be a bad place if the fish would only bite, and

if it wasn't for this confounded wasps' nest.

The Marriage Question. BROWN. “So, you're going to marry old Mrs. YELLOWBOYCE. Well, I think you're a dooced lucky fellah !”

JONES. * By Jove, I don't think the luck is all on my side! If she finds money, hang it, I find blood and — haw – beauty !”