Friendly, but very Unpleasant.

LIVELY PARTY (charging elderly gentleman with his umbrella).

44 Hullo, JONES!"

[Disgust of elderly party, whose name is SMITH.

FIRST COCK SPARROW. "What a miwackulous tie, FWANK! How the doose do you manage it?"

SECOND COCK SPARROW. "Yas. I fancy it is rather grand; but then, you see, I give the whole of my mind to it."

CLEVER CHILD. "Oh! do look here, mamma dear, such a funny thing! Mr. BOKER'S got another forehead at the back of his head." [BOKER is delighted.

ISABELLA.

66

Life in London.

'Well, Aunt, and how did you like London ? pose you were very gay?"

I sup

AUNT (who inclines to embonpoint). "Oh, yes, love, gay enough! We went to the top o' the monument o' Monday-and to the top o' St. Paul's o' Tuesday - and to the top o' the Dook o' York's column o' Wednesday- but I think altogether I like the quiet o' the country."

The Husband as he ought to be, and

ANGELINA. "Well, love, how do you think I look? - Do you like the dress?"

EDWIN. "I think it's perfectly charming! I never saw you look better!"

a word about my dress?"

EDWIN. "Eh, what? oh, ugh!-h'm-
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!"