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Never carry your Gloves in your Hat. Mr. POFFINGTON flatters himself he is creating a sensation.-(Perhaps he is.)

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Badly Hit during the recent Engagement with the Guards.

“Yes, doctor. She will sit for hours without speaking a word. She persists in
wearing the same dress, and won't part with the bouquet !”

“H'm-well, let's see; we must first get the ball out of her head, and then perhaps the nervous system may right itself !”

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What they Said to Themselves.
HONORABLE MR. FIDDLE. "I wish that conceited ass, Faddle, would go !”
CAPTAIN FADDLE. “That stupid idiot, Fiddle, never knows when he's in the way!"

RICH WIDOW. “I shall be uncommonly glad when both of these simpletons take their departure.

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Suburban Felicity. Gratifying Domestic (poultry) Incident.
BUTTONS. “Oh! Please 'm ! Be quick 'm! Here's the Coaching China a-clucking like
hanythink. He've been and laid a hegg !!!"

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