A Treasury of Humorous Poetry: Being a Compilation of Witty, Facetious, and Satirical Verse Selected from the Writings of British and American PoetsFrederic Lawrence Knowles |
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... Things 251 PALMER , WILLIAM PITT , 1805-1884 . The Smack in School 248 PARKE , WALTER , 18 — The Young Gazelle 361 PECK , SAMUEL MINTURN , 1854 · Our Traveller A Kiss in the Rain PENNELL , HENRY CHOLMONDELEY , 1837 PLANCHÉ , JAMES ...
... Things 251 PALMER , WILLIAM PITT , 1805-1884 . The Smack in School 248 PARKE , WALTER , 18 — The Young Gazelle 361 PECK , SAMUEL MINTURN , 1854 · Our Traveller A Kiss in the Rain PENNELL , HENRY CHOLMONDELEY , 1837 PLANCHÉ , JAMES ...
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... thing to do , For don't you see that you can't cook me , While I can and will cook you ! ' " So he boils the water , and takes the salt And the pepper in portions true ( Which he never forgot ) , and some chopped shalot , And some sage ...
... thing to do , For don't you see that you can't cook me , While I can and will cook you ! ' " So he boils the water , and takes the salt And the pepper in portions true ( Which he never forgot ) , and some chopped shalot , And some sage ...
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... things I eat are rather tough and dry ; For I live on toasted lizards , Prickly pears , and parrot gizzards , And I'm really very fond of beetle - pie . The clothes I had were furry , And it made me fret and worry When I found the moths ...
... things I eat are rather tough and dry ; For I live on toasted lizards , Prickly pears , and parrot gizzards , And I'm really very fond of beetle - pie . The clothes I had were furry , And it made me fret and worry When I found the moths ...
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... thing . You may lay me in my bed , mother , sore ; my head is throbbing And , mother , prithee , let the sheets be duly aired before ; And , if you'd please , my mother dear , your poor despond- ing child , Draw me a pot of beer ...
... thing . You may lay me in my bed , mother , sore ; my head is throbbing And , mother , prithee , let the sheets be duly aired before ; And , if you'd please , my mother dear , your poor despond- ing child , Draw me a pot of beer ...
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... things like these ; The hubs of logs from the " Settler's Ellum , " Last of its timber , — they couldn't sell ' em , Never an axe had seen their chips , And the wedges flew from between their lips , Their blunt ends frizzled like celery ...
... things like these ; The hubs of logs from the " Settler's Ellum , " Last of its timber , — they couldn't sell ' em , Never an axe had seen their chips , And the wedges flew from between their lips , Their blunt ends frizzled like celery ...
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Page 202 - Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. 'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch ! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch...
Page 127 - Nick, in shape o' beast; A towzie tyke, black, grim, and large, To gie them music was his charge: He screw'd the pipes and gart them skirl, Till roof and rafters a
Page 129 - Paisley harn, That while a lassie she had worn, In longitude tho' sorely scanty, It was her best, and she was vauntie. Ah ! little ken'd thy reverend grannie, That sark she coft for her wee Nannie, Wi...
Page 19 - Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth. (This is a moral that runs at large; Take it. You're welcome. No extra charge.) FIRST OF NOVEMBER, — the Earthquake-day. — There are traces of age in the one-hoss shay, A general flavor of mild decay, But nothing local as one may say.
Page 289 - A sect whose chief devotion lies In odd perverse antipathies ; In falling out with that or this, And finding somewhat still amiss ; More peevish, cross, and splenetic...
Page 3 - And I never larf, and I never smile, And I never lark nor play, But sit and croak, and a single joke I have — which is to say: "Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And a bo'sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain's gig!
Page 125 - Shanter, As he frae Ayr ae night did canter, (Auld Ayr, wham ne'er a town surpasses, For honest men and bonnie lasses).
Page 214 - GOOD people all, of every sort, Give ear unto my song ; And if you find it wondrous short, It cannot hold you long. In Isling town there was a man Of whom the world might say That still a godly race he ran, Whene'er he went to pray. A kind and gentle heart he had, To comfort friends and foes: The naked every day he clad, When he put on his clothes. And in that town a dog was found, As many...
Page 156 - Gilpin's spouse said to her dear — " Though wedded we have been These twice ten tedious years, yet we no holiday have seen. " To-morrow is our wedding-day, and we will then repair Unto the Bell at Edmonton all in a chaise and pair.
Page 203 - Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two ! One, two ! And through, and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. " And hast thou slain the Jabberwock ? Come to my arms, my beamish boy ! Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! callay!