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Let the playgoer wait outside until the third act approaches its close, and then let
him enter tho theatre and witness the scene between Bianca and that unfortunate
silent senator whom she collars, cries over, and abuses. This gentleman's ...
Let the playgoer wait outside until the third act approaches its close, and then let
him enter tho theatre and witness the scene between Bianca and that unfortunate
silent senator whom she collars, cries over, and abuses. This gentleman's ...
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Enter from palace (somew/wre about or somewhere else) a Khan of Something (
or other), or say both. Khan. — I am alone ! In fact, I have noticed that when
nobody elso is by, I generally am. Enter the Princess with her temper up and her
hair ...
Enter from palace (somew/wre about or somewhere else) a Khan of Something (
or other), or say both. Khan. — I am alone ! In fact, I have noticed that when
nobody elso is by, I generally am. Enter the Princess with her temper up and her
hair ...
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Oh, Brutus ! Brutus. — What's the matter ? (Yells and frantic display of
disapprobation by the audience. Curtain falls to avoid a riot.) Facetious Visitor. —
Hor-ther ! Hor-ther ! Enter Buffoon, amid loud cheering. Audience. — Hooray! it's
all right !
Oh, Brutus ! Brutus. — What's the matter ? (Yells and frantic display of
disapprobation by the audience. Curtain falls to avoid a riot.) Facetious Visitor. —
Hor-ther ! Hor-ther ! Enter Buffoon, amid loud cheering. Audience. — Hooray! it's
all right !
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Sir, I stand in the place of a great man ; and I enter my protest against any delay
of legislation for tho sake of allowing the pampered oligarch, the greasy bishop,
and the ruffian squire to attend a spectacle from which it is notorious that the ...
Sir, I stand in the place of a great man ; and I enter my protest against any delay
of legislation for tho sake of allowing the pampered oligarch, the greasy bishop,
and the ruffian squire to attend a spectacle from which it is notorious that the ...
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Enter Major-General Corporal Bombardier Private Brevet Drummer Whackleigh,
a martinet. He coughs, hems, grunts, takes snuff, scowls, growls, curses his tailor,
mutters the word "puppies," kicks a waiter, and exit foaming. Viscount Verdigris.
Enter Major-General Corporal Bombardier Private Brevet Drummer Whackleigh,
a martinet. He coughs, hems, grunts, takes snuff, scowls, growls, curses his tailor,
mutters the word "puppies," kicks a waiter, and exit foaming. Viscount Verdigris.
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