There, as they sneer in consultation deep, If silent * * Rose into being as his av'rice died, Scatt'ring his hundreds, rattling in his coach, What mortal wonders at the fair * Though royal Horners burn in powder'd flames, As firm as * ⚫ regulating band. ⚫ within whose sacerdotal face, Add all the honorary signs of grace; Great in his accent, greater in his size, But mightier still in turtle and mince-pies : Whose entertaining flows of eloquence, In spite of affectation, will be sense. What pension'd lethargy has seiz'd thy quill? When drest in metaphors the fluent Rose from his chair, and slumb'ring drawl'd his speech? • fir'd with loyalty and place, When Take off the load of infamy and shame No more he drinks damnation to the Scot. * * * * no longer in his quarrel fights; No further dulness witty * * * * writes : In organs and an organist renown'd, He rises into notice by a sound, Commemorates his spirit in a tone, By created, rival of a groan: * invents and tuneful * plays; O be his taste immortal as the lays ! Hail, Kew! thy more important powers I sing, Powers which direct the conscience of a king; The English number daringly would soar To thy first power Come, Newton,* and assist me to explain Newton, accept the tribute of a line, From one whose humble genius honours thine; * Bishop of Bristol. Mysterious shall the mazy numbers seem, То * and Unless a wise infamy direct, * intervene, How shall I satirize the sleepy dean? Perhaps the muse might fortunately strike A highly finish'd picture, very like; But deans are all so lazy, dull, and fat, Come then, my Newton, leave the musty lines In search of hidden truths let others go- What if our politicians should succeed In fixing up the ministerial creed, Who could such golden arguments refuse, Which melts and proselytes the harden'd Jews? When universal reformation bribes With words, and wealthy metaphors, the tribes, Dean of Bristol, To empty pews the brawny chaplain swears, Baptize the flock in streams of golden sands, Faith removes mountains; like a modern dean, To prove their instrument's superior vote, * * happy in his lordship's voice, Bids faith persuade us 'tis the people's choice. This mountain of objections to remove, This knotty rotten argument to prove, Faith insufficient, caught the pen, And prov'd by demonstration one was ten: 'Twas orthodox-the Thane would have it so. Whoe'er shall doubts and false conclusions draw, Against the inquisition of the law, With gaolers, chains, and pillories must plead, And Is *'s conscience settle right his creed. *'s conscience then, will Freedom cry, A standard block to dress our notions by? Why what a blunder has the fool let fall, That * * * * has no conscience, none at all: Pardon me, Freedom, this and something more, The knowing writer might have known before ; But bred in Bristol's mercenary cell, What gen'rous passion can my dross refine? * * * * * * made, My prudent neighbours (who can read) could see, Is not as unsubstantial as his line; The celebrated Richard Savage, son to the Earl of Rivers, who died in jail at Bristol. |