BOOK IV. HUMOROUS, SATIRICAL, EPIGRAMMATICAI, AND MISCELLANEOUS. TAM O'SHANTER. A TALE. Of Brownyis and of Bogilis full is this buke. GAWIN DOUGLAS. WHEN chapman billies leave the street, This truth fand honest Tam O'Shanter, O Tam! hadst thou but been sae wise, Ae market day thou was na sober; Thou would be found deep drown'd in Doon, Ah, gentle dames! it gars me greet, To think how monie counsels sweet, How monie lengthen'd, sage advices, The husband frae the wife despises! But to our tale:-Ae market night, Tam had got planted unco right; Fast by an ingle, bleezing finely, Wi' reaming swats, that drank divinely, And at his elbow, souter Johnny, His ancient, trusty, drouther crony; Tam lo'ed him like a vera brither; They had been fou for weeks thegither. The night drave on wi' sangs and clatter, And ay the ale was growing better; The landlady and Tam grew gracious, Wi' favors, secret, sweet, and precious: The souter tauld his queerest stories; Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drown'd himself amang the nappy; As bees flee hame wi' lades o' treasure, The minutes wing'd their way wi' pleasure Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious, O'er a' the ills o' life victorious. But pleasures are like poppies spread, That flit ere you can point their place; Evanishing amid the storm! น Nae man can tether time or tide; The hour approaches Tam maun ride; That hour, o' night's black arch the key-stane, That dreary hour he mounts his beast in; And sic a night he taks the road in, As ne'er poor sinner was abroad in. The wind blew as 'twad blawn its last, The rattling show'rs rose on the blast; The speedy gleams the darkness swallow'd; Loud, deep, and lang, the thunder bellow'd. That night, a child might understand The Deil had business on his hand Weel mounted on his gray mare, Meg, A better never lifted leg, Tam skelpit on thro' dub and mire, Whyles holding fast his guid blue bonnet, By this time he was cross the ford, Whare in the snaw the chapman smoor'd; And past the birks and meikle stane, Whare drunken Charlie brak's neck-bane; An' thro' the whins, and by the cairn, Whare hunters fand the murder'd bairn; And near the thorn, aboon the well, Whare Mungo's mither hang'd hersel'. Before him, Doon pours all its floods, The doubling storm roars thro' the woods; The lightnings flash from pole to pole, Near and more near the thunders roll; When, glimm'ring thro' the groaning trees, Kirk-Alloway seem'd in a bleeze! Thro' ilka bore the beams were glancing, And loud resounded mirth and dancing! Inspiring bold John Barleycorn! What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' tippenny, we fear nae evil; Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil! The swats sae ream'd in Tammie's noddle, Fair play, he car'd na Deils a boddle. But Maggie stood right sair astonish'd, There sat auld Nick, in shape o' beast; Coffins stood round like open presses, That shaw'd the dead in their last dresses And, by some devilish cantrip slight, Each in its cauld hand held light, By which, heroic Tam was able |