"Oh my! pretty man, if you please, Blom boodin, biftek, currie lamb, Bouldogue, two franc half, quite ze cheese, Rosbif, me spik Angleesh godam." He'd gaze in her eyes all the day, In the musical accents of France. A waiter, for seasons before, Had basked in her beautiful gaze, And burnt to dismember MILOR, He loved DE LA SAUCE MAYONNAISE. He said to her, "Méchante THERESE, "Flirtez toujours, ma belle, si tu oses Vol au vent à la Financière !" LORD LARDY knew nothing of this The waiter would screw up his nerve, And LORD LARDY would smile and observe, "How strange are the customs of France!" Well, after delaying a space, His tradesmen no longer would wait: Returning to England apace, LORD LARDY espoused, with a groan, The waiter he knelt at the toes Who danced in the hindermost rows MADEMOISELLE DE LA SAUCE MAYON NAISE Didn't yield to a gnawing despair, DISILLUSIONED By an Ex-Enthusiast Ο H, that my soul its gods could see Invested with the circumstance The bard who could, all men above, The craven soul who feared to die, I found him in a beerhouse tap Amusing chums, who fooled his bent, The novelist, whose painting pen Brain-people whom we rarely fail, I found in clumsy, snuffy suit, Particularly commonplace, With vulgar, coarse, stock-broking face, I found a coarse unpleasant man With speckled chin - unhealthy, wan Of self-importance full : That reeked of gin and pipes and beer The warrior whose ennobled name I found weak, palsied, bloated, blear; Would that ye always shone, who write, Or that in darkness I had died |