Quiet in harness; free from serious vice, twice for, once or Already, he's been driven by a lady, Who parts with him perhaps a poor excuse Because she has n't any further use for him. Oh! bride of mine tall, dumpy, dark or fair! Oh! widow wife, maybe, or blushing maiden, I've told your fortune; solved the gravest care With which your mind has hitherto been laden, I've prophesied correctly, never doubt it; Now tell me mine—and please be quick about it! You only you can tell me, an' you will, To whom I'm destined shortly to be mated. Will she run up a heavy modiste's bill? If so, I want to hear her income stated. (This is a point which interests me greatly), To quote the bard, "Oh! have I seen her lately?" Say, must I wait till husband number one And tell me, please, will she object to smoking? The color of her eyes, too, you may mention: Come, Sybil, prophesy — I'm all attention. I KNEW a boor a clownish card, (His only friends were pigs and cows and The poultry of a small farmyard) Who came into two hundred thousand. Good fortune worked no change in BROWN, It left him quiet, calm, and cool, Though hardly knowing what a crown was— You can't imagine what a fool Poor rich, uneducated BROwn was! He scouted all who wished to come And I propose to give you some To justify their Boards in showing A handsome dividend on shares, And keep their good promoter going. But no the lout prefers his brass, Yes will it be believed? the ass Declines, with thanks, my well-meant offer! • You have two hundred thou' or more," that he, how to spend it." With grin upon his face Declined my aid, while thanking me Some blind, suspicious fools rejoice In doubting friends who wouldn't harm them; They will not hear the charmer's voice, I showed him that his coat, all dust, ; I showed him where to buy his hat, To coat him, trouser him, and boot him But nohe would n't hear of that— "He didn't think the style would suit him!" But no duced the the clown my prospects blights (The worth of birth it surely teaches!) Why should I want to spend my nights In Parliament, a-making speeches ? "I have n't never been to school - And I should surely be a fool I offered him a trotting horse A rare and curious "old Master." I offered to procure him weeds He'd learnt the meaning of "commission." |