Sh*t My Kids Ruined: An A-Z Celebration of Kid-DestructionA pictorial tribute to the filthy, distasteful, gross, and painful moments of parenthood, and the children who make it all possible. Kids: they are the light of your life—and the enemy of all things fragile, intact, and clean. But why cry over spilt milk . . . or paint . . . or the entire contents of a full-size swimming pool? A testament to the messiness of childhood (and parenting), and a memorial to the household items that perished along the way, here are never-before-seen photos and outrageous stories of VCRs jammed with toys, toilets clogged with clothes, and furniture accented with permanent marker. Torn-up computer keyboards and torn-out hair, botched family photos and mustard-covered treadmills—nothing is off limits to your darling, destructive offspring. So raise a broken glass and embrace the madness, because laughter is the only surefire way to keep your sh*t together. |
Contents
Section 1 | 4 |
Section 2 | 9 |
Section 3 | 12 |
Section 4 | 25 |
Section 5 | 27 |
Section 6 | 31 |
Section 7 | 33 |
Section 8 | 53 |
Section 9 | 62 |
Section 10 | 66 |
Section 11 | 112 |
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Sh*t My Kids Ruined: An A-Z Celebration of Kid-Destruction Julie Haas Brophy No preview available - 2010 |
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