192 DEATH AND DR. HORNBOOK. It spak right howel "My name is Death, But tent me, billie; I red ye weel, tak care o' skaith,3 See, there's a gully!" "Gudeman," quo' he, "put up your whittle, I'm no design'd to try its mettle; But if I did, I wad be kittles To be mislear'd,6 I wad na mind it, no that spittle Out-owre my beard." "Weel, weel!" says I, "a bargain be't; Come, gies your hand, an' sae we're gree't; We'll ease our shanks an' tak a seat, Come, gies your news; This while ye hae been mony a gate, 66 At mony a house." Ay, ay!" quo' he, an' shook his head, "It's e'en a lang, lang time, indeed, Sin' I began to nick the thread, An' choke the breath: Folk maun do something for their bread, An' sae maun Death. "Sax thousand years are near hand fled, To stap or scaur me; Till ane Hornbook's ta'en up the trade, I Hollow. 2 Be careful. 6" Put out of my art. 29 3 Damage. 4 A large knife. 5 Difficult. 7 An epidemical fever was then raging in that country. —R. B. 8 This gentleman, Dr. Hornbook. is, professionally, a brother of the Sovereign Order of the Ferula; but, by intuition and inspiration, is at once an apothecary, surgeon, and physician. - R. B. DEATH AND DR. HORNBOOK. "Ye ken Jock Hornbook i' the Clachan,1 The weans haud out their fingers laughin "'Twas but yestreen, nae farther gaen, Wi' less, I'm sure, I've hundreds slain : It just play'd dirl1 on the bane, But did nae mair. "Hornbook was by, wi' ready art, And had sae fortify'd the part, That when I looked to my dart, It was sae blunt, Fient haet o't wad hae pierc'd the heart "I drew my scythe in sic a fury, Withstood the shock; I might as weel hae try'd a quarry O' hard whin rock. "And then, a' doctor's saws and whittles, He's sure to hae; Their Latin names as fast he rattles As A B C. 193 194 DEATH AND DR. HORNBOOK. "Calces o' fossils, earths, and trees; He has't in plenty; Aqua-fontis, what you please, He can content ye. "Forbye some new, uncommon weapons, Or Mite-horn shavings, filings, scrapings, Sal-alkali o' Midge-tail clippings, And mony mac." "Waes me for Johnny Ged's Hole1 now," Sae white and bonnie, Nae doubt they'll rive it wi' the plew; They'll ruin Johnnie!" The creature grain'd an eldritch laugh, Tak ye nae fear: "Whare I kill'd ane a fair strae-death 4 That Hornbook's skill Has clad a score i̇' their last claith, The grave-digger.-R. B. 2 Daisies. 3 Ditch. 4 A death in bed. DEATH AND DR. HORNBOOK. "An honest Wabster1 to his trade, Whase wife's twa neives were scarce weel-bred, When it was sair; The wife slade cannie to her bed, But ne'er spak mair. "A countra Laird had ta'en the batts, 2 Or some curmurring3 in his guts, His only son for Hornbook sets, An' pays him well. The lad, for twa guid gimmer-pets,* Was Laird himsel. "That's just a swatch o' Hornbook's way; Thus goes he on from day to day, Thus does he poison, kill, an' slay, An's weel pay'd for't; Yet stops me o' my lawfu' prey, Wi' his But, hark! I'll tell you of a plot, Tho' dinna ye be speaking o't; I'll nail the self-conceited Sot dirt. As dead's a herrin; Niest time we meet, I'll wad a groat, But just as he began to tell, The auld kirk-hammer strak the bell Which rais'd us baith: I took the way which pleas'd mysel, And sae did Death. 195 196 EPISTLE TO SIMPSON. TO WILLIAM SIMPSON, THE PARISH SCHOOLMASTER OF OCHILTREE. I GAT your letter, winsome Willie ; Should I believe, my coaxing billie,1 But I'se believe ye kindly meant it, On my poor Musie; May, 1785. Tho' in sic phraisin terms ye've penn'd it, My senses wad be in a creel,3 Wi' Allan, or wi' Gilbertfiel',5 The braes o' fame; Or Fergusson, a writer chiel, A deathless name. (O Fergusson! thy glorious parts My curse upon your whunstane hearts, The tythe o' what ye waste at cartes Yet when a tale comes i' my head, I kittle up my rustic reed; 1 Brother, 2 It gies me ease. Sidelong flung. 3 Be crazed. 5 Allan Ramsay and Hamilton of Gilbertfield. 4 Climb. • Rent. |