Come, buy of me, come; come buy, come buy, Come, buy, &c. Clo. If I were not in love with Mopsa, thou should'st take no money of me; but being enthrall'd as I am, it will also be the bondage of certain ribands and gloves." Mop. I was promis'd them against the feast; but they come not too late now. Dor. He hath promised you more than that, or there be liars. Mop. He hath paid you all he promised you: may be he has paid you more; which will shame you to give him again. Clo. Is there no manners left among maids? will they wear their plackets, where they should bear their faces? Is there not milking-time, when you are going to-bed, or kiln-hole, to whistle off these secrets; but you must be tittle-tattling before all our guests? 'Tis well they are whispering: Clamour your tongues,2 and not a word more. Mop. I have done. Come, you promised me a tawdry lace, and a pair of sweet gloves. Clo. Have I not told thee, how I was cozened by the way, and lost all my money? Aut. And, indeed, sir, there are cozeners abroad; therefore it behoves men to be wary. Clo. Fear not thou, man, thou shalt lose nothing here. Aut. I hope so, sir; for I have about me many parcels of change. Clo. What hast here? ballads? Mop. Pray now, buy some: I love a ballad in print, a'-life; for then we are sure they are true. Aut. Here's one to a very doleful tune, How a (1) Fire-place for drying malt; still a noted gossiping-place. (2) Ring a dumb peal. (3) A lace to wear about the head or waist. usurer's wife was brought to-bed of twenty money- Aut. Very true; and but a month old. Aut. Here's the midwife's name to't, one mistress Taleporter; and five or six honest wives' that were present: Why should I carry lies abroad? Mop. Pray you now, buy it. Clo. Come on, lay it by: And let's first see more ballads; we'll buy the other things anon. Aut. Here's another ballad, of a fish, that appeared upon the coast, on Wednesday the fourscore of April, forty thousand fathom above water, and sung this ballad against the hard hearts of maids: it was thought she was a woman, and was turned into a cold fish, for she would not exchange flesh with one that loved her: The ballad is very pitiful, and as true. Dor. Is it true too, think you? Aut. Five justices' hands at it; and witnesses, more than my pack will hold. Clo. Lay it by too: Another. Aut. This is a merry ballad; but a very pretty one. Mop. Let's have some merry ones. Aut. Why this is a passing merry one; and goes to the tune of, Two maids wooing a man: there's scarce a maid westward, but she sings it; 'tis in request, I can tell you. Mop. We can both sing it; if thou'lt bear a part, thou shalt hear; 'tis in three parts. Dor. We had the tune on't a month ago. Aut. I can bear my part; you must know, 'tis my occupation: have at it with you. SONG. A. Get you hence, for I must go ; D. Whither? M. O, whither? D. Whither? M. It becomes thy oath full well, Thou to me thy secrets tell: D. Me too, let me go thither. M. Or thou go'st to the grange, or mill: A. Neither. D. What, neither? A. Neither. Then, whither go'st? say, whither? Clo. We'll have this song out anon by ourselves: My father and the gentlemen are in sad1 talk, and we'll not trouble them: Come, bring away thy pack after me. Wenches, I'll buy for you both :Pedler, let's have the first choice.-Follow me, girls. Aut. And you shall pay well for 'em. [Aside. Will you buy any tape, Or lace for your cape, Any toys for your head, Of the new'st, and fin'st, fin'st wear-a? Come to the pedler; Money's a medler, That doth utter2 all men's ware-a. [Exeunt Clown, Autolycus, Dorcas, and Mopsa. Enter a Servant. Serv. Master, there is three carters, three shepherds, three neat-herds, three swine-herds, that have made themselves all men of hair;3 they call themselves saltiers 4 and they have a dance which the wenches say is a gallimaufry of gambols, be (1) Serious. (2) Vend. (3) Dressed themselves in habits imitating hair. (4) Satyrs. (5) Medley. cause they are not in't; but they themselves are o'the mind (if it be not too rough for some, that know little but bowling,) it will please plentifully. Shep. Away! we'll none on't; here has been too much humble foolery already :-I know, sir, we weary you. Pol. You weary those that refresh us: Pray let's see these four threes of herdsmen. Serv. One three of them, by their own report, sir, hath danced before the king; and not the worst of the three, but jumps twelve foot and a half by the squire.1 Shep. Leave your prating; since these good men are pleased, let them come in; but quickly now. Serv. Why, they stay at door, sir. [Exit. Re-enter Servant, with twelve rustics, habited like Satyrs. They dance, and then exeunt. Pol. O, father, you'll know more of that hereafter. Is it not too far gone?-'Tis time to part them.He's simple, and tells much. [Aside.]-How now, fair shepherd? Your heart is full of something, that does take Your mind from feasting. Sooth, when I was young, And handed love, as you do, I was wont To load my she with knacks: I would have ran, sack'd The pedler's silken treasury, and have pour'd it Flo. Old sir, I know She prizes not such trifles as these are: (1) Foot-rule. (2) Bought, trafficked. (3) Put to difficulties. The gifts, she looks from me, are pack'd and lock'd That's bolted' by the northern blasts twice o'er. How prettily the young swain seems to wash What you profess. Flo. Do, and be witness to't. Pol. And this my neighbour too? Flo. And he, and more Than he, and men; the earth, the heavens, and all: That, were I crown'd the most imperial monarch, Thereof most worthy; were I the fairest youth That ever made eye swerve; had force, and know ledge, More than was ever man's, I would not prize them, Without her love for her, employ them all; Commend them, and condemn them, to her service, Or to their own perdition. Pol. Cam. This shows a sound affection. Shep. Say you the like to him? Per. Fairly offer'd. But, my daughter, I cannot speak So well, nothing so well; no, nor mean better: Shep. (1) The sieve used to separate flour from bran is called a bolting-cloth, |