Other offenders we will pause upon. [Exeunt WORCESTER and VERNON, guarded. How goes the field? P. Hen. The noble Scot, lord Douglas, when he saw The fortune of the day quite turn'd from him, K. Hen. With all my heart. [you P. Hen. Then, brother John of Lancaster to This honourable bounty shall belong: Go to the Douglas, and deliver him Up to his pleasure, ransomless, and free: His valour, shown upon our creats to-day, SECOND PART OF KING HENRY IV. PERSONS REPRESENTED. KING HENRY THE FOURTH. HENRY, Prince of Wales, afterwards) King Henry V. THOMAS, Duke of Clarence, PRINCE JOHN OF LANCASTER, after TRAVERS and MORTON, Domestics of Northum FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, PISTOL, and PAGE. wards (2 Henry V.) Duke of Bed- his Sons. SHALLOW and SILENCE, Country Justices. ford; DAVY, Servant to Shallow. MOULDY, SHADOW, WART, FEEBLE and BULL- FANG and SNARE, Sheriff's Officers. A DANCER, Speaker of the Epilogue. Lords and other Attendants; Officers, Soldiers, Messenger, Drawers, Beadles, Grooms, &c. SCENE, England. INDUCTION. Warkworth. Before Northumberland's Castle. Is thought with child by the stern tyrant war, The still-discordant wavering multitude, Among my household? Why is Rumour here? Bard. Tell thou the earl, That the lord Bardolph doth attend him here. Port. His lordship is walk'd forth into the orchard; Please it your honour, knock but at the gate, And he himself will answer. Enter NORTHUMBERLAND. Bard. Here comes the earl. North. What news, lord Bardolpl.? every minute now Should be the father of some stratagem:* Berd. Noble earl, I bring you certain news from Shrewsbury. Bard. As good as heart can wish :- North. How is this deriv'd? Saw you the field? came you from Shrewsbury? Bard. I spake with one, my lord, that came from thence; A gentleman well bred, and of good name, That freely render'd me these news for true. North. Here comes my servant, Travers, whom I sent On Tuesday last to listen after news. Bard. My lord, I over-rode him on the way; And he is furnish'd with no certainties, More than he haply may retain from me. Enter TRAVERS. North. Now, Travers, what good tidings come with you? Tra. My lord, Sir John Umfrevile turn'd He ask'd the way to Chester; and of him North. Ha!-Âgain. North. Yea, this man's brow, like to a title leaf, Fortells the nature of a tragic volume: North. How doth my son, and brother? But Priam found the fire, ere he his tongue, Your brother, thus; so fought the noble Doug- North. Why, he is dead. [yet: See, what a ready tongue suspicion hath? He, that but fears the thing he would not know, [eyes, Hath, by instinct, knowledge from others' That what he fear'd is chanced. Yet speak, Morton; Tell thou thy eari, his divination lies; Mor. You are too great to be by me gainsaid: Your spirit is too true, your fears too certain. North. Yet, for all this, say not that Percy's dead. I see a strange confession in thine eye: [sin, dead. Mor. I am sorry, I should force you to believe That, which I would to heaven I had not seen: But these mine eyes saw him in bloody state, Said he, young Harry Percy's spur was cold? Rend'ring faint quittance, wearied and out Of Hotspur, coldspur? that rebellion Had met ill-luck! Bard. My lord, I'll tell you what; If my young lord your son have not the day, Upon mine honour, for a silken point; breath'd To Harry Monmouth: whose swift wrath beat down [up. The never-daunted Percy to the earth, North. Why should the gentleman, that rode Even to the dullest peasant in his camp,) by Travers, Give then such instances of loss? Bard. Who, he? From the best temper'd courage in his troops: That arrows fled not swifter toward their aim, cester Too soon ta'en prisoner: and that furious Scot, The bloody Douglas, whose well-labouring sword [king, Had three times slain the appearance of the 'Gan vail* his stomach, and did grace the shame [flight, Of those that turn'd their backs; and, in his Stumbling in fear, was took. The sum of all Is, that the king hath won; and hath sent out A speedy power to encounter you, my lord, Under the conduct of young Lancaster, And Westmoreland: this is the news at full. North. For this I shall have time enough to mourn. In poison there is physic; and these news, Like strengthless hinges, buckle under life, Are thrice themselves: hence therefore, thou nicet crutch; A scaly gauntlet now, with joints of steel, Must glove this hand: and hence, thou sickly quoif,t Thou art a guard too wanton for the head, Which princes, flesh'd with conquest, aim to hit. Of wounds, and scars; and that his forward spirits [rang'd; Would lift him where most trade of danger Yet did you say,-Go forth; and none of this, Though strongly apprehended, could restrain The stiff-berne action: What hath then befallen, Or what hath this bold enterprize brought forth, More than that being which was like to be? Bard. We all, that are engaged to this loss, I hear for certain, and do speak the truth,— As men drink potions; that their weapons only Suppos'd sincere and holy in his thoughts, Fal. Men of all sorts take a pride to gird¦ at me: The brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to vent any thing that tends to laughter, more than I invent, or is inbut the cause that wit is in other men. I do vented on me: I am not only witty in myself, here walk before thee, like a sow, that hath overwhelmed all her litter but one. If the prince put thee into my service for any other reason than to set me off, why then I have no judgement. Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap, than to wait at my heels. I was never manned with an agate till now: but I will set you neither in gold nor silver, but in vile apparel, and send you back again to your master, for a jewel; the juvenal, the prince your master, whose chin is not yet fledged. I will sooner have a beard grow in the palm of my hand, than he shall get one on his cheek; and yet he will not stick to say, his face is a face-royal: God may finish it when he will, it is not a hair amiss yet: he may keep it still as a face-royal, for a barber shall never earn sixpence out of it; and yet he will be crowing, as if he had writ mas ever since his father was a bachelor. He may keep his own grace, but he is almost out of mine, I can assure him. What said master Dunibleton about the satin for my short cloak, and slops? Page. He said, Sir, you should procure him better assurance than Bardolph: he would not take his bond and yours; he liked not the security. Ful. Let him be damned like a glutton! may his tongue be hotter!-A whoreson Achitophel! a rascally yea-forsooth knave! to bear a gentleman in hand, and then stand upon security! -The whoreson smooth-pates do now wear nothing but high shoes, and bunches of keys at their girdles; and if a man is thorought with them in honest taking up, then they must stand upon-security. I had as lief they would put ratsbane in my mouth, as offer to stop it with security. I looked he should have sent me two and twenty yards of satin, as I am a true knight, and he sends me security. Well, he may sleep in security; for he hath the horn of abundance, and the lightness of his wife shines through it and yet cannot he see, though he have his own lantern to light him.- Where's Bardolph? Page. He's gone into Smithfield, to buy your worship a horse. Fal. I bought him in Paul's, and he'll buy me a horse in Smithfield: an I could get me but a wife in the stews, I were manned, Borsed, and wived. not the king lack subjects? do not the rebels need soldiers? Though it be a shame to be on any side but one, it is worse shame to beg than to be on the worst side, were it worse than the name of rebellion can tell how to make it. Atten. You mistake me, Sir. Fal. Why, Sir, did I say you were an honest man? setting my knighthood and my soldiership aside, I had lied in my throat if I had said so. Atten. I pray you, Sir, then set your knighthood and your soldiership aside; and give me leave to tell you, you lie in your throat, if you say I am any other than an honest man. Fal. I give thee leave to tell me so! I lay aside that which grows to me! If thou get'st any leave of me, hang me: if thou takest leave, thou wert better be hanged: You hunt-counter,+ hence! avaunt! Atten. Sir, my lord would speak with you. Ch. Just. Sir John Falstall, a word with you. Fal. My good lord!-God give your le uship good time of day. I am glad to see you lordship abroad: I heard say, your lordship was sick: I hope, your lordship goes abroad by advice. Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, hath yet some smack of age in you, some relish of the saltness of time; and I most humbly beseech your lordship, to have a reverend care of your health. Ch. Just. Sir John, I sent for you before your expedition to Shrewsbury. Fal. An't please your lordship, I hear, his majesty is returned with some discomfort from Wales. Ch. Just. I talk not of his majesty :-You would not come when I sent for you. Fal. And I hear moreover, his highness is fallen into this same whoreson apoplexy. Ch. Just. Well, heaven mend him! I pray let me speak with you. Fal. This apoplexy is, as I take it, a kind of lethargy, an't please your lordship; a kind of sleeping in the blood, a whoreson tingling. Ch. Just. What tell you me of it? be it as Enter the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE, and an AT- it is. TENDANT. Page. Sir, here comes the nobleman that committed the prince for stricking him about Bardolph. Fal. Wait close, I will not see him, Ch. Just. What's he that goes there? Atten. Falstaff, an't please your lordship. Ch Just. He that was in question for the Tobbery? Atten. He, my lord: but he hath since done good service at Shrewsbury; and, as hear, is now going with some charge to the lord John of Lancaster. Ch. Just. What, to York? Call him back again. Atten. Sir John Falstaff! Fal. Boy, tell him, I am deaf. deaf. Ch. Just. I am sure, he is, to the hearing of any thing good.--Go, pluck him by the elbow; I must speak with him. Atten. Sir John,Fal. What! a young knave, and beg' Is there not wars? is there not employment? Doth A little figure cut in an agate. + In their debt. Alluding to an old proverb: Who goes to Westminster fa wife, to St. Paul's for a man, and to Smithfield for a tost, may meet with a whore, a knave, and a jade. Fal. It hath its original from much grief; from study, and perturbation of the brain: have read the cause of his effects in Galen; it is a kind of deafness. Ch. Just. I think, you are fallen into the disease; for you hear not what I say to you. Fal. Very well, my lord, very well: rather, an't please you, it is the disease of not listening, the malady of not marking, that I am troubled withal. Ch. Just. To punish you by the heels, would amend the attention of your ears; and I care not, if I do become your physician. Ful. I am as poor as Job, my lord; but not so patient: your lordship may minister the potion of imprisonment to me, in respect of poverty; but how I should be your patient to follow your prescriptions, the wise may make some dram of a scruple, or, indeed, a scruple itself. Ch. Just. I sent for you, when there were matters against you for your life, to come speak with me. Ful. As I was then advised by my learned counsel in the laws of this land-service, I dia not come. Ch. Just. Well, the truth is, Sir John, you live in great infamy. A catch-pole, or bum-bailiff, |