Till every Magazine's a stye, With Ettrick Jamie's eulogy; And Hogg the fulsome praise returns, And, eulogising Robert Burns, Informs his friends-he's surely funning 'em That "Rab" was nought to Allan Cunningham !* And a suspicion as to the ultimate object of his flattery. Mr. B.'s puffs of his friend stand some chance of being received cum grano salis, whilst the ink is yet wet which proclaims him the most accomplished master of his language in England, and the most impartial and enlightened critic in the world!- Many have been the periodicals which have professed to despise and to expose this conspiracy against the best interests of literature; but like some modern politicians, their plans of reform seem to have been designed only for their neighbours ; for they have, for the most part, acted as though they considered themselves perfectly independent of the operation of their own professed principles. There are some editors, too, who pay their contributors by allowing them to puff themselves and their friends in their columns,-a practice which may not improperly be designated the "literary truck system;" and which calls imperatively for the reprobation of every honest and well-meaning critic. But I feel that I am treading on dangerous ground. . * See Hogg's praise of Cunningham in the Edinburgh Literary Journal, etc.; and Allan's praise of the Shepherd in the Athenæum, etc. No honest critic, on this side of the Tweed, would wish to withhold a fair proportion of praise from the Bard of Kilmeny and his friend; but it is somewhat too much to find them eternally comparing each other to Robert Burns, and sneering at all poets whose minds do not seem to have been cast in the same mould with their own. A smooth and "capernoitie" race, That scarcely dare a "howdy" face!* And all unskilled to hide a flaw, Beneath a veil of Scotch patois. But to return: you ask, my friend, * In a late number of Blackwood's Magazine, Hogg complains of the capernoitiness (see Dr. Jamieson's Dictionary) of some of the editors of Annuals, in declining to publish his happiest efforts. He must, however, admit that his "Baboon Legend," and his Seeking a Howdy," are not altogether adapted for drawing-room perusal. What Christopher North could have been about to have admitted into his Magazine such a farrago of unmeaning trash, as the article in which the Shepherd grunts forth his anathemas, I am at a loss to conceive. Hogg talks about "conceit," too, which reminds one forcibly of the old epigram: "Joe hates conceited bards, which shews Self-love is not a fault of Joe's!" + See Mr. Cunningham's mode of apologizing for the indecencies he has thought proper to publish in his collection of Scottish Songs. I suppose I shall be ranked among the "discreet," "prudent," and "delicate" critics he denounces, if I confess that his book does not impress me with a very exalted notion of the purity of Scottish pastoral manners. It does not demand a very fastidious taste, to be disgusted with the obscenities (I can call them by no other name) with which these songs abound. If, therefore, he disapproves of my smoothness (see his sneers in various periodicals), I am no less opposed to his coarseness; and thus, if he pleases, we are even. How I can manage to forego, Good Lady B.'s galante shew; 66 Appear like shadows, so depart; "- As hollow, and as wooden too! Whose tongues no honeyed verbiage lack,— And swarms of Scotch and Irish Editors While spinsters marvel-simple folk, That puff-born fame should end in smoke! * Castle, methinks, I should have said, But that the stubborn rhyme forbade. + A pet phrase of Lady Morgan. And scarce a single gala night, Some Pantaloon turned Oxford Scholar, All "sighs," "love," "kisses," "tears," and "flame," Makes love as warmly as 66 Upon her race poetic, starts, Thigheen;" With volumes full of "darts" and "hearts;' And lest the world should fail to heed them, All buried in a bag as green As that which bothered once a queen; And full enough of "young desire," To set the very Thames on fire! What is a Conversazione? + List, and its picture shall be shewn ye: * See the extravagant praise of Robert Montgomery, in the Literary Gazette. + It is, perhaps, scarcely necessary for me to disclaim an intention of alluding to any Conversazione in particular. Some of my dramatis persone are common to all assemblies of the kind; and are too much accustomed to criticise their neighbours, to be entitled to exemption from criticism themselves. It is a print be-littered room, Where light is taught to mimic gloom; All heat, confusion, jabber, jam : Or angel, that has lost her way! Who cut and cut, and come again! They scarcely fear to go to h—ll !* The worthy Chevalier Aldini has, I am informed, constructed a pair of asbestos inexpressibles, which will enable him to take |