"Oh where have you sent my poor brother? Look, look at the Windsor Express!"

Ring, darling, and order the carriage;
Whatever Sir Thomas may say,-

Who has been quite a fool since our marriage,— I'll take him directly away.

For of all their atrocious ill-treating,

The end it is easy to guess ;

Some day they'll be killing and eating
My boy-in the Windsor Express!

(OCT. 27, 1832.)

PALINODIA.

"Nec meus hic sermo est, sed quem præcepit."

Horace.

THERE was a time when I could feel
All passion's hopes and fears,
And tell what tongues can ne'er reveal,
By smiles, and sighs, and tears.
The days are gone! no more! no more,
The cruel fates allow;

And though I'm hardly twenty-four,
I'm not a lover now!

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Lady, the mist is on my sight,
The chill is on my brow;

My day is night, my bloom is blight,
I'm not a lover now!

I never talk about the clouds,
I laugh at girls and boys;
I'm growing rather fond of crowds,
And very fond of noise-

I never wander forth alone

Upon the mountain's brow;

I weighed last winter sixteen stone-
I'm not a lover now!

I never wish to raise a veil,
I never raise a sigh,

I never tell a tender tale,
I never tell a lie;

I cannot kneel as once I did,

I've quite forgot my bow,

I never do as I am bid

I'm not a lover now.

I make strange blunders every day,
If I would be gallant—

Take smiles for wrinkles, black for gray,
And nieces for their aunt;

I fly from folly, though it flows

From lips of loveliest glow;

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I don't object to length of nose-
I'm not a lover now!

I find my Ovid very dry,
My Petrarch quite a pill,
Cut Fancy for Philosophy,

Tom Moore for Mr. Mill.

And belles may read, and beaux may write— I care not who or how;

I burnt my album, Sunday night;

I'm not a lover now!

I don't encourage idle dreams
Of poison, or of ropes;
I cannot dine on airy schemes,
I cannot sup on hopes!
New milk, I own, is very fine,

Just foaming from the cow;
But yet, I want my pint of wine-
I'm not a lover now!

When Laura sings young hearts away,

I'm deafer than the deep;

When Leonora goes to play,

I sometimes go to sleep;

When Mary draws her white gloves out,
I never dance, I vow-

Too hot to kick one's heels about!-
I'm not a lover now!

I'm busy now with State affairs,
I prate of Pitt and Fox!

I ask the price of railroad shares,
I watch the turns of stocks.
And this is life-no verdure blooms
Upon the withered bough;
I save a fortune in perfumes-
I'm not a lover now!

I may be yet what others are,
A boudoir's babbling fool;
The flattered star of bench or bar,
A party's chief or tool.

Come shower or sunshine-hope or fear,

The palace or the plough,

My heart and lute are broken here

I'm not a lover now!

Lady, the mist is on my sight,
The chill is on my brow;

My day is night, my bloom is blight,
I'm not a lover now!

(1826.)

UTOPIA.

"I can dream, sir,

If I eat well and sleep well."-The Mad Lover.

IF I could scare the light away,
No sun should ever shine;

If I could bid the clouds obey,
Thick darkness should be mine:
Where'er my weary footsteps roam,
I hate whate'er I see;
And Fancy builds a fairer home

In slumber's hour for me.

I had a vision yesternight

Of a lovelier land than this,

Where heaven was clothed in warmth and

light,

Where earth was full of bliss;

And every tree was rich with fruits,

And every field with flowers, And every zephyr wakened lutes In passion-haunted bowers.

I clambered up a lofty rock,

And did not find it steep;

I read through a page and a half of Locke,
And did not fall asleep;