ADVERTISEMENTS. Lost in the mighty ocean of matter that floods the newspaper pages, alas! how unlike that rivulet of text meandering through a meadow of margin in the novels of the day, I look to you, Mr. Bouverie, for rescue from my watery grave. It is not among political debates, dreadful occurrences, or fashionable movements, that I am to be found, but among those little oblong compartments on the first side of the paper, commonly called Advertisements. The existence of this valuable community is endangered, in spite of their emphatic fingers and grotesque faces, pointing and grinning their merits into notice. Merits, which the name of a Bish and Goodluck are alone sufficient to perpetuate. Amiable pair! whither would their prospective philanthropy have extended, had not premature fate closed for ever our positively penultimate peeps of Peru and Mexico. But what inexhaustible stores, what long-withdrawing scenes of bliss and pleasure, glowing in all the luxuriant language and descriptive imagery of my brethren, still remain "for the inspection of the public." Secure of satisfaction among such varied resources, let the individual look to us for assistance, who may have lost his wife or his watch, who wishes to clean his coat, or clarify his complexion. How many desirable residences, and terrestrial paradises remain unenjoyed, in spite of those two emphatic monosyllables "To Let," that so earnestly challenge our attention, and so successfully disdain compliance with the tame rules of grammar. What quantities of happiness may be "purchased at a fair valuation;" what convenient premises and undisturbed tranquillity "may be entered upon immediately." In vain do we assure our correspondents, that health and beauty are at our disposal, that they may be conveyed into the country packed in separate boxes; nay morethat they may be returned, if they fail to meet with approbation-the "Egis of Life" lies neglected on our counter, and much unappropriated immortality remains corked up in pint bottles. Such pernicious prejudices could scarcely be credited, were we not convinced by the bilious complexions, and tedious coughs of next-door neighbours, who let our "occasional pills, and expectorating lozenges," so unaccountably slip through their fingers. Nay more— how many an obstinate old man commits felo de se at seventy-seven, from neglecting the "Balm of Gilead"; how many a full grown person is useless at a ball, for want of three lessons from a professor; monstrous beyond measure! Orpheus plays, but the brutes positively wo'nt dance. In spite of the natural predisposition of mankind to be imposed upon, which has prevailed from the Phea of Pisistratus, to the less romantic but equally flagrant impostures of the present day; to the proposed union of the Chalk and Cream, the Thames and Milk companies of the metropolis, a most dangerous principle is gradually gaining on the public mind. Men, Mr. Bouverie, are actually pretending to judge for themselves, and with unparalleled incredulity, refuse to believe every thing they are bid. If such innovation is permitted, and so pernicious a prerogative gains a precedent, farewell to the noble art which has spread so widely the imperative command of Turner, and the milder entreaty of Lardner.* The flowery prose of a Rowland, and the pointed poetry of a Warren will be forgotten, and the obliteration of such illustrious names will involve in their fall, the humbler destiny of (Continued from page 39.) As the torrent strikes the rock, As the lightning rends the oak, Through the Moorish throng. Yet though the Moors were backward borne, E'en in the battle's early dawn, The lion banner flouts the sky, The Abencerrages fight to die, The kings, the Zegris are o'erthrown, The Abencerrages fight alone. Aye, charge, though in the hour of slaughter, Ye shed that noble blood like water, And pile the dying on the dead, To turn th' indignant river red With the life-blood of the brave; They, when the trumpet prompts the spear, * Use Turner's Blacking.-Try Lardner's. They, when against those crests of pride The wave of battle flow'd, To where those hero chieftains bled, The wild Numidian rode. There, as the foaming mass swept by With flashing eye, and waving mane, Were mingling pride, and hate, and shame, As he rush'd past in angry mood, To write the crescent's fame in blood. But Roland, when, through war's red tide, He saw the Zegri chieftain ride, While his soul reel'd beneath the shock With his own name the battle echoes rung, While through the war-dust Roland fiercely sprung. He turn'd in wrath, and with an angry glare, Here where the eddying war-dust roll'd And the blue banner's ample fold The energies of man awoke, And squadrons dizzy with delight, Forgetful of their care. 'Tis well for man in savage mood To joy in battle's angry flood; 'Tis well for man in war to die Beneath the glance of honour's eye, With trembling hand and failing breath, Oh, gaze not on that brow so fair, The paleness of the tomb is there : Ye saw of late the tender light Which stole through lashes dark as night, Just shading with their soft control The beaming shrine of Clara's soul. Then turn away-ye could not bear The ghastly contrast of despair. Yet as she watch'd, her eye was fraught |