For our sincere, tho' haply weak endeavours, With grateful pride we own your many favours; And howsoe'er our tongues may ill reveal it, Believe our glowing bosoms truly feel it. CVI. SCOTS PROLOGUE, FOR MR. SUTHERLAND'S BENEFIT NIGHT, DUMFRIES. [Burns did not shine in Prologues: he produced some vigorous lines, but they did not come in harmony from his tongue, like the songs in which he recorded the loveliness of the dames of Caledonia. Sutherland was manager of the theatre, and a writer of rhymes. Burns said his players were a very decent set: he had seen them an evening or two.] WHAT needs this din about the town o' Lon❜on, ported? Is there nae poet, burning keen for fame, A fool and knave are plants of every soil; Is there no daring bard will rise, and tell 'Gainst mighty England and her guilty lord, O for a Shakspeare or an Otway scene, And tho' your fathers, prodigal of life, As ye hae generous done, if a' the land them; And aiblins when they winna stand the test, My best leg foremost, I'll set up my brow, CVII. SKETCH. NEW YEAR'S DAY. TO MRS. DUNLOP. [This is a picture of the Dunlop family: it was printed from a hasty sketch, which the poet called extempore. The major whom it mentions was General Andrew Dunlop, who died in 1804: Rachel Dunlop was afterwards married to Robert Glasgow, Esq. Another of the Dunlops served with distinction in India, where he rose to the rank of General. They were a gallant race, and all distinguished.] THIS day, Time winds th' exhausted chain, The absent lover, minor heir, In vain assail him with their prayer; Will Tho' you, with days and honours crown'd. KIND Sir, I've read your paper through, Or Poland, wha had now the tack o't; If Spaniard, Portuguese, or Swiss Arianism and Socinianism. This Essay was denounced as heretical, by a minister of the name of Peebles, in a sermon preached November 5th, 1788, and all the west country was in a flame. The subject was brought before the Synod, and was warmly debated till M'Gill expressed his regret for the disquiet he had occasioned, explained away or apologized for the challenged passages in his Essay, and declared his adherence to the standard doctrines of his mother church. Burns was prevailed upon to bring his satire to the aid of M'Gill, but he appears to have done so with reluctance.] ORTHODOX, Orthodox, Wha believe in John Knox, Let me sound an alarm to your conscienceThere's a heretic blast Has been blawn in the wast, That what is no sense must be nonsense. Dr. Mac, Dr. Mac, You should stretch on a rack, To strike evil-doers wi' terror; Is heretic, damnable error. Town of Ayr, town of Ayr, It was mad I declare, To meddle wi' mischief a-brewing; Provost John2 is still deaf To the church's relief, And orator Bob3 is its ruin. D'rymple mild,1 D'rymple mild, Tho' your heart's like a child, And your life like the new driven snaw, Yet that winna save ye, Auld Satan must have ye, For preaching that three's ane an' twa. Rumble John, Rumble John, Cry the book is wi' heresy cramm'd; Simper James, Simper James, There's a holier chase in your view; That the pack ye'll soon lead, For puppies like you there's but few. (1) Dr. M'Gill. (2) John Ballantyne. (3) Robert Aiken. (4) Dr. Dalrymple. (5) Mr. Russell. (6) Mr. M'Kinlay. Singet Sawney,' Singet Sawney. Are ye herding the penny, Unconscious what evil await? Wi' a jump, yell, and howl, For the foul thief is just at your gate. Daddy Auld, Daddy Auld, There's a tod in the fauld, A tod meikle waur than the clerk; In hunting the wicked lieutenant; He has cooper'd and cawd a wrang pin in't. Poet Willie," Poet Willie, Gie the Doctor a volley, Wi' your liberty's chain and your wit; Ye ne'er laid a stride, Ye but smelt, man, the place where he Andro Gouk,12 Andro Gouk, And the book not the waur, let me tell ye; But lay by hat and wig, Barr Steenie,13 Barr Steenie, Muirland Jock,' Muirland Jock, When the L-d makes a rock To crush Common Sense for her sins, If ill manners were wit, There's no mortal so fit To confound the poor Doctor at ance. Holy Will, Holy Will, There was wit i' your skull, When ye pilfer'd the alms o' the poor; The timmer is scant, When ye're ta'en for a saint, Wha should swing in a rape for an hour. Calvin's sons, Calvin's sons, Your hearts are the stuff, And your skulls are storehouses o' lead. Poet Burns, Poet Burns, Wi' your priest-skelping turns, Why desert ye your auld native shire? Your muse is a gipsie, E'en tho' she were tipsie, She could ca' us nae waur than we are. CX. THE KIRK'S ALARM. A BALLAD. [SECOND VERSION.] 66 [This version is from the papers of Miss Logan of Afton. The origin of the Poem is thus related to Graham of Fintry by the poet himself: Though I dare say you have none of the Solemn League and Covenant fire which shone so conspicuous in Lord George Gordon, and the Kilmarnock weavers, yet I think you must have heard of Dr. M'Gill, one of the clergymen of Ayr, and his heretical book, God help him, poor man! Though one of the worthiest, as well as one of the ablest, of the whole priesthood of the Kirk of Scotland, in every sense of that ambiguous term, yet the poor doctor and his numerous family are in imminent danger of being thrown out (9th December, 1790) to the mercy of the winter winds. The enclosed ballad on that business is, I confess, too local; but I laughed myself at some conceits in it, though I am convinced in my conscience there are a good many heavy stanzas in it (1) Mr. John Shepherd, Muirkirk. (2) Holy Willie, alias William Fisher, Elder in Mauchline. too." The Kirk's Alarm was first printed by Stewart, in 1801. Cromek calls it, "A silly satire, on some worthy ministers of the gospel, in Ayrshire."] I. ORTHODOX, Orthodox, Wha believe in John Knox, Let me sound an alarm to your conscienceThere's a heretic blast Has been blawn i' the wast, That what is not sense must be nonsense, Orthodox, That what is not sense must be nonsense. II. Doctor Mac, Doctor Mac, Was heretic damnable error, Was heretic damnable error. III. Town of Ayr, town of Ayr, To meddle wi' mischief a-brewing; To the church's relief, And orator Bob is its ruin, Town of Ayr, And orator Bob is its ruin. IV. D'rymple mild, D'rymple mild, Old Satan must have ye V. Calvin's sons, Calvin's sons, Seize your spiritual guns, Ammunition ye never can need; Your hearts are the stuff, Will be powder enough, And your skulls are a storehouse of lead, Calvin's sons, And your skulls are a storehouse of lead. VI. Runible John, Rumble John, Cry the book is with heresy cramm'd; |