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Great gentlefolks are found a score,
Who can't associate any more
With common "country people."

Jack Fallow, born amongst the woods,
From rolling logs, now rolls in goods,
Enough a while to dash on;
Tells negro stories-smokes cigars-
Talks politics-decides on wars—
And lives in stylish fashion.

Tim Oxford, lately from the plough,
A polished gentleman is now,

And talks about "country fellows;" But ask the fop what books he's read, You'll find the brain-pan of his head As empty as a bellows.

Miss Faddle, lately from the wheel,
Begins quite lady-like to feel,
And talks affectedly genteel,

And sings some tasty songs, too;
But, my veracity impeach,

If she can tell what part of speech
Gentility belongs to.

Without one spark of wit refined-
Without one beauty of the mind-
Genius or education,-

Of family or fame to boast;

To see such gentry rule the roast,

Turns patience to vexation.

To clear such rubbish from the earth,-
Though real genius, mental worth,
And science do attend you,-
You might as well the sty refine,
Or.cast your pearls before the swine;
They'd only turn and rend you.

MONSIEUR TONSON.-ANON.

THERE liv'd as fame reports, in days of yore,
At least some fifty years ago, or more,

A pleasant wight in town, yclep'd Tom King, A fellow that was clever at a joke,

Expert in all the arts to tease and smoke,

In short, for strokes of humor, quite the thing.

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To many a jovial club, this King was known,
With whom his active wit unrivall'd shone-
Choice spirit, grave free-mason, buck, and blood,
Would crowd, his stories and bon mots to hear,
And none a disappointment e'er could fear,
His humor flow'd in such a copious flood.

To him a frolic was a high delight—
A frolic he would hunt for day and night,
Careless how prudence on the sport might frown.
If e'er a pleasant mischief sprang to view,
At once o'er hedge and ditch away he flew,
Nor left the game till he had run it down.

One night, our hero, rambling with a friend,
Near fam'd St. Giles's chanc'd his course to bend,
Just by that spot, the Seven Dials hight;
'T was silence all around, and clear the coast,
The watch, as usual, dozing on his post,

And scarce a lamp display'd a twinkling light.

Around this place, there liv'd the num'rous clans
Of honest, plodding, foreign artizans,

Known at that time by name of refugees-
The rod of persecution, from their home,
Compell'd the inoffensive race to roam,

And here they lighted like a swarm of bees.

Well! our two friends were saunt'ring through the street,
In hopes some food for humor soon to meet,
When, in a window near, a light they view;
And, though a dim and melancholy ray,
It seem'd the prologue to some merry play,
So tow'rds the gloomy dome our hero drew.

Strait at the door he gave a thund'ring knock, (The time we may suppose near two o'clock)

"I'll ask," says King, "if Thompson lodges here""6 Thompson!" cries t'other, "who the deuce is he?" "I know not," King replies, "but want to see What kind of animal will now appear."

After some time a little Frenchman came,
One hand display'd a rushlight's trembling flame,
The other held a thing they call culotte ;
An old strip'd woollen nightcap grac'd his head,
A tatter'd waistcoat o'er one shoulder spread,
Scarce half awake, he heav'd a yawning note.

Though thus untimely rous'd, he courteous smil'd,
And soon address'd our wag in accents mild,

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Bending his head politely to his knee-
Pray, sare, vat vant you, dat you come so late;
I beg your pardon, sare, to make you vait;

Pray tell me, sare, vat your commands vid me?"

"Sir," reply'd King, "I merely thought to know, As by your house I chanc'd to-night to go

But, really, I disturb'd your sleep I fear-
1 say, I thought, that you perhaps could tell,
Among the folks who in this street may dwell,
If there's a Mr. Thompson lodges here?"

The shiv'ring Frenchman, tho' not pleas'd to find
The business of this unimportant kind,

Too simple to suspect 'twas meant in jeer, Shrugg'd out a sigh that thus his rest should break, Then, with unalter'd courtesy, he spake

"No, sare, no Monsieur Tonson lodges here."

Our wag begg'd pardon, and toward home he sped, While the poor Frenchman crawl'd again to bed;

But King, resolv'd not thus to drop the jest, So the next night, with more of whim than grace, Again he made a visit to the place,

To break once more the poor old Frenchman's rest.

He knock'd-but waited longer than before;
No footstep seem'd approaching to the door,
Our Frenchman lay in such a sleep profound;
King, with the knocker, thunder'd then again,
Firm on his post determin'd to remain ;

And oft indeed he made the door resound.

At last King hears him o'er the passage creep,
Wondering what fiend again disturb'd his sleep'
The wag salutes him with a civil leer;
Thus drawling out, to heighten the surprise,
(While the poor Frenchman rubb'd his heavy eyes)
"Is there a Mr. Thompson-lodges here?"

The Frenchman falter'd, with a kind of fright-
"Vy, sare, I'm sure I told you, sare, last night—
(And here he labor'd with a sigh sincere)

No Monsieur Tonson in de varld I know,
No Monsieur Tonson here-I told you so;

Indeed, sare, dare no Monsieur Tonson here!"

Some more excuses tender'd, off King goes,
And the old Frenchman sought once more repose.

The rogue next night pursu'd his old career— 'Twas long indeed before the man came nigh, And then he utter'd, in a piteous cry,

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"Sare, 'pon my soul, no Monsieur Tonson here !"

Our sportive wight his usual visit paid,
And the next night came forth a prattling maid:
Whose tongue indeed than any jack went faster-
Anxious she strove his errand to enquire,

He said "'tis vain her pretty tongue to tire,

He should not stir till he had seen her master."

The damsel then began, in doleful state,
The Frenchman's broken slumbers to relate,

And begg'd he'd call at proper time of day-
King told her she must fetch her master down,
A chaise was ready, he was leaving town,

But first had much of deep concern to say.

Thus urg'd, she went the snoring man to call,
And long indeed was she oblig'd to bawl,

E're she could rouse the torpid lump of clay-
At last he wakes-he rises-and he swears,
But scarcely had he totter'd down the stairs,

When King attacks him in his usual way.

The Frenchman now perceiv'd 'twas all in vain
To this tormenter mildly to complain,

And strait in rage began his crest to rear-
Sare, vat the mischief make you treat me so?
Sare, I inform you, sare, three nights ago,

Did I not say no Monsieur Tonson here?”

True as the night, King went, and heard a strife Between the harass'd Frenchman and his wife, Which should descend to chase the fiend away; At length to join their forces they agree,

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