The Humorous Speaker: Being a Choice Collection of Amusing Pieces, Both in Prose and Verse, Original and Selected : Consisting of Dialogues, Soliloquies, Parodies &c. : Designed for the Use of Schools, Literary Societies, Debating Clubs, Social Circles and Domestic Entertainment |
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... kind to hurt ; Addles your brains With trifling trains Of thought that chiefly entertains , Because obscure , or low , or profane ; From which no useful lesson you gain , Except you , with all your might and main , Shun , as a viper ...
... kind to hurt ; Addles your brains With trifling trains Of thought that chiefly entertains , Because obscure , or low , or profane ; From which no useful lesson you gain , Except you , with all your might and main , Shun , as a viper ...
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... kind of moral switch , To lash the crimes that baffle the law- Ingratitude , avarice , et cetera ; -for " Tis known that men will alcohol drink , Till they neither can walk , stand , nor think ; While hogs , which foul and filthy they ...
... kind of moral switch , To lash the crimes that baffle the law- Ingratitude , avarice , et cetera ; -for " Tis known that men will alcohol drink , Till they neither can walk , stand , nor think ; While hogs , which foul and filthy they ...
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... kind , ' said the gent , and I'll give you a check at once . ' ' But mind , ' says Coper , ' you must fetch him away at night ; for if my Missus saw him going out of the yard , I do believe she'd pull a life - guardsman off him . How I ...
... kind , ' said the gent , and I'll give you a check at once . ' ' But mind , ' says Coper , ' you must fetch him away at night ; for if my Missus saw him going out of the yard , I do believe she'd pull a life - guardsman off him . How I ...
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... kind sir . " " It'll save you a great deal of trouble , wont it ? " said Mr. Pickwick . " Oh , I never thought anything of the trouble sir , " replied Mrs. Bardell ; " and , of course , I should take more trouble to please you than ever ...
... kind sir . " " It'll save you a great deal of trouble , wont it ? " said Mr. Pickwick . " Oh , I never thought anything of the trouble sir , " replied Mrs. Bardell ; " and , of course , I should take more trouble to please you than ever ...
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... kind , good , playful dear , " said Mrs. Bardell ; and without more ado , she rose from her chair , and flung her arms round Mr. Pickwick's neck with a cataract of tears , and a chorus of sobs . " Bless my soul , " cried the astonished ...
... kind , good , playful dear , " said Mrs. Bardell ; and without more ado , she rose from her chair , and flung her arms round Mr. Pickwick's neck with a cataract of tears , and a chorus of sobs . " Bless my soul , " cried the astonished ...
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Page 120 - BETWEEN Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose, The spectacles set them unhappily wrong ; The point in dispute was, as all the world knows, To which the said spectacles ought to belong. So...