But," says I, "we're too far along to take | And then I hummed a little tune, but now another track; and then a note And when I put my hand to the plough, I do Was bu'sted by some animal that hopped up not oft turn back, And 'tain't an uncommon thing now for cou ples to smash in two;" And so I set my teeth together and vowed I'd see it through. in my throat. Then Betsey she got her specs from off the `mantel-shelf, And read the article over quite softly to herself When I come in sight o' the house 'twas Read it by little and little, for her eyes is some at in the night, gettin' old, And just as I turned a hilltop I see the And lawyer's writin' ain't no print, especially As good a supper's I ever saw, or ever want And kissed me for the first time in over to see; And I crammed the agreement down my pocket as well as I could, And fell to eatin' my victuals, which somehow didn't taste good. twenty years. I don't know what you'll think, sir-I didn't come to inquire But I picked up that agreement and stuffed it in the fire, And Betsey she pretended to look about the And I told her we'd bury the hatchet alonghouse, side of the cow; But she watched my side coat-pocket like a And we struck an agreement never to have cat would watch a mouse; another row. And I told her in the future I wouldn't speak cross or rash If half the crockery in the house was broken all to smash; And when I'd done my supper I drawed the And she said, in regards to heaven, we'd try agreement out, and learn its worth nin' it here on earth. And give it to her without a word, for she By startin' a branch establishment and run knowed what 'twas about; And so we sat a-talkin' three-quarters of the I'm richer than a national bank, with all its night, treasures told, And opened our hearts to each other until For I've got a wife at home now that's they both grew light; And the days when I was winnin' her away worth her weight in gold. WILL CARLETON. IMAGINARY EVILS. ET to-morrow take care of to-morrow; Leave things of the future to fate : What's the use to anticipate sorrow? Life's troubles come never too late. If to hope overmuch be an error, 'Tis one that the wise have preferred; And how often have hearts been in terror Of evils that never occurred! Have faith, and thy faith shall sustain thee; Permit not suspicion and care But bear what God gives thee to bear. Maybe you'll think me soft, sir, a-talkin' in But think how oft hearts have been sad this style, But somehow it does me lots of good to tell it once in a while; dened By fear of what never occurred. And I do it for a compliment: 'tis so that Let to-morrow take care of to-morrow: Short and dark as our life may appear, you can see That that there written agreement of yours We may make it still darker by sorrow, was just the makin' of me. So make out your bill, Mr. Lawyer. Don't stop short of an X: Make it more if you want to, for I have got the checks. Still shorter by folly and fear. Half our troubles are half our invention, And often from blessings conferred Have we shrunk, in the wild apprehension Of evils that never occurred. CHARLES SWAIN. Ten years ago. UNDER THE MAPLE. HE start it gave me just Then Jim went off with a caper and shout, now to see, As I stood in the door way looking out, Rob Greene at play by the maple tree, Throwing the scarlet leaves about! For me, I was watching the men at work It carried me back a long, Seventeen was Jack that last July, long way- My husband's father, an old, old man. To stay in the house and doze apart. But the fancy took him that afternoon To go to the meadow to watch the men; And as fast as I argued, just so soon He went right over it all again; Till, seeing how set he seemed to be, I thought, with the air so warm and still, So, lending my arm to his feeble tread, With a heap of pillows for wagon-load. We made him a soft seat, cushioned about, A great, stout fellow so tall and strong! And I spoke to the old man by and by, To see how fast he was getting along. |