E did not think all mischief fair, Although he had a knack of joking; He did not make himself a bear, Although he had a taste for smoking; And when religious sects ran mad, It will not be improved by burning. A ND he was kind, and loved to sit cottage, And praise the farmer's homely wit, And share the widow's homelier pottage: At his approach complaint grew mild; And when his hand unbarred the shutter, The clammy lips of fever smiled The welcome which they could not utter. H E always had a tale for me Of Julius Cæsar, or of Venus; From him I learnt the rule of three, Cat's cradle, leap-frog, and Quæ genus: I used to singe his powdered wig, To steal the staff he put such trust in, And make the puppy dance a jig, When he began to quote Augustine. |