There Ridpath, Roper,30 cudgell'd might ye view, And oh! (he cried) what street, what lane but knows In every loom our labours shall be seen, See in the circle next, Eliza placed, 33 Two babes of love close clinging to her waist ;3 150 155 160 obtained his liberty by bribing the Chief Justice. His offence was uttering seditious words. The trial took place in 1685; Tutchin was then very young, but he lived, as Mr. Macaulay observes, "to be known as one of the most acrimonious and pertinacious enemies of the House of Stuart, and of the Tory party." Daniel de Foe was sentenced to the pillory in 1702, for his ironical treatise, "The Shortest Way with the Dissenters." He was also fined and imprisoned for two years. Pope, by the epithet "earless," gives an unfounded aggravation to the punishment.] 30 Authors of the Flying-post and Post-boy, two scandalous papers on different sides, for which they equally and alternately deserved to be cudgelled, and were so. 31 The history of Curll's being tossed in a blanket, and whipped by the scholars of Westminster, is well known. Of his purging and vomiting, see A Full and True Account of a Horrid Revenge on the Body of Edm. Curll, &c., in Swift and Pope's Miscellanies. "Se quoque principibus permixtum agnovit Achivis Constitit, et lacrymans. Quis jam locus, inquit, Achate! Quæ regio in terris nostri non plena laboris?"-Virg. Æn. i. 32 A parody on these lines of a late noble author: "His bleeding arm had furnish'd all their rooms, And run for ever purple in the looms." [Curll makes a pithy comment on this note :-" Dryden was well drubbed in the Mall for his Hind and Panther; and Pope's drubbing for his Dunciad and other libels, is to come Dryden was indeed waylaid and severely beaten, at the instigation of the profligate Rochester; but this was in 1679, ten years before the publication of the Hind and Panther. Swift calls Ridpath, mentioned above, a Scotch rogue.] 33 "Cressa genus, Pholoë, geminique sub ubere nati."-Virg. Æneid. v. [The allusion in the text is to Eliza Haywood. See Notes.] Replenish, not ingloriously, at home." His be yon Juno of majestic size, With cow-like udders, and with ox-like eyes.34 Osborne 35 and Curll accept the glorious strife, 165 (Though this his son dissuades, and that his wife ;) One on his manly confidence relies, One on his vigour and superior size.36 170 First Osborne lean'd against his letter'd post; It rose, and labour'd to a curve at most. So Jove's bright bow displays its watery round 37 175 (Sure sign, that no spectator shall be drown'd), 180 34 In allusion to Homer's Βοῶπις πότνια "Ηρη. 35 [Thomas Osborne, a bookseller, of whom Dr. Johnson said he had no sense of shame, but that of being poor. See Notes. Chapman, a bookseller, in the edition of 1728, occupies the place of Osborne in this disgusting competition.] 36 "Ille-melior motu, fretusque juventa; Hic membris et mole valens."-Virg. Æneid. v. 37 The words of Homer, of the Rainbow, in Iliad xi.— ἅς τε Κρονίων Εν νεφεῖ στήριξε, τέρας μερόπων ἀνθρώπων. "Que le fils de Saturne a fondé dans les nues, pour être dans tous les âges un signe à tous les mortels."-Dacier. 38 Virgil mentions these two qualifications of Eridanus, Georg. iv. "Et gemina auratus taurino cornua vultu, Eridanus, quo non alius per pinguia culta In mare purpureum violentior influit amnis." The poets fabled of this river Eridanus, that it flowed through the skies Denham, Cooper's Hill: "Heaven her Eridanus no more shall boast, Whose fame 's in thine, like lesser currents lost; Thy nobler stream shall visit Jove's abodes, To shine among the stars, and bathe the gods." Through half the heavens he pours the exalted urn; Swift as it mounts, all follow with their eyes: 185 190 But now for authors nobler palms remain; 195 He chinks his purse, and takes his seat of state: With ready quills the dedicators wait; Now at his head the dexterous task commence, And, instant, fancy feels the imputed sense; 200 205 210 And quick sensations skip from vein to vein; A youth unknown to Phoebus, in despair, 215 39 Paulo Antonio Rolli, an Italian poet, and writer of many operas in that language, which, partly by the help of his genius, prevailed in England near twenty years. He taught Italian to some fine gentlemen, who affected to direct the operas. [Warton states, that Rolli translated Paradise Lost with spirit and elegance, and published Marchetti's fine translation of Lucretius.] 40 In the first edition, "But Oldmixon the Poet's healing balm," &c. [In the preceding couplet, Welsted occupied the place of Bentley.] As taught by Venus, Paris learnt the art "Now turn to different sports (the goddess cries) 220 225 When fancy flags, and sense is at a stand. 230 Of him, whose chattering shames the monkey tribe: Now thousand tongues are heard in one loud din: The monkey-mimics rush discordant in; 235 'Twas chattering, grinning, mouthing, jabbering all, And noise and Norton, brangling and Breval,42 Dennis and dissonance, and captious art, And snip-snap short, and interruption smart, 240 And demonstration thin, and theses thick, And major, minor, and conclusion quick. "Hold (cried the queen) a cat-call each shall win ; 43 Equal your merits! equal is your din! But that this well-disputed game may end, 245 Sound forth, my Brayers, and the welkin rend. As when the long-ear'd milky mothers wait At some sick miser's triple-bolted gate, 41 "Excudent alii spirantia molliùs æra, Credo equidem, vivos ducent de marmore vultûs, &c. Tu regere imperio populos, Romane, memento, Hæ tibi erunt artes." 42 J. Durant Breval, author of a very extraordinary Book of Travels, and some poems. 48 "Non nostrum inter vos tantas componere lites; Et vitulâ tu dignus, et hic."-Virgil, Ecl. iii. For their defrauded, absent foals they make There, Webster! peal'd thy voice, and Whitfield! thine. 250 255 But far o'er all, sonorous Blackmore's strain; 45 260 44 [Sir Gilbert Heathcote, one of the Aldermen of London, who is again alluded to by Pope in his Moral Essays and Satires.] 45 A figure of speech taken from Virgil: |