XXII. A FABLE. Ae day a peacock nest I gat, And laid it by, afore I quat My thieving guise. Beside our rantin' cloakin' hen In core wi' ither, And well they 'greed, baith but and ben, For days thegither. A silly brash at times it teuk, Till firm it grew like ony duck, But when its tail began to sprout, To see the feathers sprouting out, And then began to cry and hoot, Ae day the restset out to see't For auld langsyne the way they gree't, And wadna own them, straught nor glee't, REMARK. Early pride begins to shoot, When wealth is known to be the root, Before he can his clothes unloose : XXIII ANDREW AN' JOCK, OR RURAL COURTSHIP. Inscribed to Mr William Finlay, Farmer, Pathhead O! long may pure disinterested love The lowly walk of rural life adorn! An' never may their swains licentious rove! I strike my plaintive, joy-abandon'd lyre, Young Andrew, wha had lang a wooer been, Our youthfu' cadies, for the purse was toom : His Blackfit Jock, a towzie rattlin' blade, He wad assume, an' nicely tell his crack; Nae lies cou'd he, or ony phrasin' mak', Scarce had they gane a half-a-mile or sae Her coat the same, half kiltet to the knee ; An' blythe an' clean she was, frae affectation free. An' there as handsome, in a dress as plain, Jock's lass (ca'd Nannie) coost her head wi' pride; Her scornfu' brows show'd a' entreatie vain, While thus she tauntingly did Jean deride. "Haste! come awa, or do you mean to bide? "Ken ye the errand that we cam' to do? "I'll go mysel', what nonsense is't," she cried, Syne turnin' roun', out owre the rigs she flew, Nae doubt expectin' Jock wad keenly her pursue. What strange politics fill the female mind, Thus to insult even where affection lies! Aiblins they think to use a lover kind Wad make them hateful, in that lover's eyes. Yes, some there are, who simple maids entice To be partakers o' their brutal lust, An' leave them syne, at leisure to grow wise; For maids such flatteries ere they wed to trust Though the reward be base, who can deny it just ? Jock stood an' glowr'd, an' chew'd the nail o's thoom, Syne on the swaird he streekit down at ease; His heart was light, an easily coud soom, Like a cork bark, upon the stormiest seas. K His mind was form'd to answer every breeze, Nane could be dull that in his presence sat, Weel pleas'd himsel', he ever try'd to please, A furthy turn, a slee enticing chat, Ay friends enow to him, an' bon companions gat. Now a' the three sat clav'rin' on the green, Even though she own'd to lea' the jilt was just. Wi' a' your interest you will advance, Tell her, frae me, that she from henceforth must She'll get frae me again, while Britain fights wi' France. Jean she agreed, an' said she wadna fail An' hear what she had for hersel' to say. Whare ilka word, whate'er it be I'll tell; Sae Johnnie, rest content, things yet may turn out well. Jock thanked her, an' bade them baith guid-night, It wasna lang I trow, till out o' sight They baith were cozie, in a warlock howe ! |