He laughed-only think!-when I told him I broke all the sticks of my fan; Lady Bab, who is terribly moral, He's hideous, I own it. But fame, love, Is all that these eyes can adore; He's lame, but Lord Byron was lame, love, Then his voice,-such a voice! my sweet creature, It's like your Aunt Lucy's toucan: My mother, you know, all the season, He has been less horrid of late. But to-day, when we drive in the carriage, It must be a talented man! P.S.-I have found on reflection, One fault in my friend,-entre nous ; Without it, he'd just be perfection;— PLUS DE POLITIQUE. (1832.) No politics!-I cannot bear It is too dark a theme for me: I loved to see the captive's chain But now the Russians' greedy swords We help, we hire, the robber hordes : I used to look on many a home I gazed on pleasure's gorgeous dome, From Derby's rows, from Bristol's fires, I can't admire what Brougham admires : Let's talk of Coplestone and prayers, Of Lady Susan's eyes; Let's talk of Mr. Attwood's cause, Of fiddles, bubbles, rattles, straws! TALES OUT OF SCHOOL. A DROPPED LETTER FROM A LADY, YOUR godson, my sweet Lady Bridget, Till the dear boy is taken away; For I feel an alarm which, I'm certain, A mother to you may confess, When the newspaper draws up the curtain, The terrible Windsor Express. You know I was half broken-hearted When the poor fellow whispered "Good bye!" As soon as the carriage had started I sat down in comfort to cry. Sir Thomas looked on while I fainted, The planter in sultry Barbadoes His ignorant serfs with the knout; Than these,—in the Windsor Express. I fancied the Doctor at College Had dipped, now and then, into books; But, bless me! I find that his knowledge Is just like my coachman's or cook's: He's a dunce—I have heard it with sorrow ;'Twould puzzle him sadly, I guess, To put into English to-morrow A page of the Windsor Express. All preachers of course should be preaching All tutors of course should be teaching Mrs. Martha, who nursed little Willy, Old John, who takes care of the filly, Says "He'll ne'er come to mount her again!" My Juliet runs up to her mother, And cries, with a mournful caress, "Oh, where have you sent my poor brother? Look, look at the Windsor Express!" Ring, darling, and order the carriage; Whatever Sir Thomas may say, Who has been quite a fool since our marriage,- For of all their atrocious ill-treating The end it is easy to guess; Some day they'll be killing and eating My boy-in the Windsor Express ! STANZAS TO THE SPEAKER ASLEEP. (1833.) SLEEP, Mr. Speaker; it's surely fair If you don't in your bed, that you should in your chair, Longer and longer still they grow, Tory and Radical, Aye and No; Talking by night, and talking by day ; Sleep, Mr. Speaker; sleep, sleep while you may ! Sleep, Mr. Speaker; slumber lies Sleep, Mr. Speaker; sleep, sleep while you may ! |