And so, Jaq. Thus it a to sing. Come, more! another stanza! call you them Here was he merry, hearing of a song. stanzas? Duke S. If he, compact of jars, grow musical, We shall have shortly discord in the spheres : Enter Jaques. A motley fool ;-a miserable world !-Ami. Well, I'll end the song.–Sirs, cover the while; As I do live by food, I met a fool; the duke will drink under this tree:- he hath been all Who laid him down and bask'd him in the sun, this day to look you. And rail'd on lady Fortune in good terms, And then he drew a dial from his poke; And looking on it with lack-lustre eye, Thus may we see, quoth he, how the world wags: 'Tis but an hour ago, since it was nine; And after an hour more, 'twill be eleven; from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe, And then, from hour to hour, we rot and ros, And thereby hangs a tale. When I did hear The motley foolthus moral on the time, That fools should be so deep-contemplative; Aud I did laugh, sans intermission, An hour by his dial.- O noble fool! A worthy fool! Motley's the only wear. Duke $. What fool is this? Jaq. O worthy fool!-One, that hath been a courtier; And says, if ladies be but young and fair, They have the gift to know it: and in his brain, - Which is as dry as the remainder bisket After a voyage, -he hath strange places cramm'd With observation, the which he vents In mangled forms :-0, that I were a fool! Jaq. It is my only suit; [Exeunt severally. Of all opinion that grows rank in them, Thatlam wise. I must have liberty Withal, as large a charter as the wind, To blow on whom I please; for so fools have; The why is plain as way to parish church: [Exeunt. As sensual, as the brutish sting itself; And all the embossed sores, and headed evils, That thou with licence of free foot hast caught, Jaq. Why, who cries out on pride, Doth it not flow as hugely, as the sea, a What woman in the city do I name, They have their exits, and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms; And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then, the lover; Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eye-brow. Tlien, a soldier, Even in the cannon's mouth. And then, the justice; Enter ORLANDO, with his sword drawn. With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances, And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice, Turning again toward childish treble, pipes That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness, and mere oblivion; Re-enter ORLANDO, with Adam. Duke S. Welcome! Set down your venerable burden, Ort. I thank you most for him. I scarce can speak to thank you for myself. Duke S. Welcome, fallto: I will not trouble you Amiens sings. SONG. I. Blow, blow, thou winter wind, Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude; Thy tooth is not so keen, Because thou art not seen, Although thy breath be rude. Heigh, ho! sing heigh, ho! unto the green holly: Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly : Then, heigh, ho, the holly! This life is most jolly. II. Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky, That dost not bite so nigh, Asbenefits forgot: Though thou the waters warp, Thy sting is not so sharp, As friend remember'd not. Heigh, ho! sing heigh, ho! etc. As you have whisper'd faithfully, you were; And as mine eye doth his effigies witness Most truly limn'd, and living in your face, – Go to my cave and tell me.--Good old man, Thou art right welcome as thy master is : Support him by the arm !--Give me your hand, (Exit. A CT III. SCENE I.- A rooin in the palace. Enter DukeFrederick,OLIVER, Lords, and Attendants. Duke F. Not see him since ? Sir, sir, that cannot be: And all the men and women merely players : But were I not the better part made mercy, ness: of ant I should not seek an absent argument Touch. Why, do not your courtier's hands sweat? Cel. sweat of a man? Shallow, shallow: a better instance, Touch. Your lips will feel them the sooner. Shallow, Cor. And they are often tarr'd over with the surgery courtier's hands are perfuined with civet. Oli. O, that your highness knew my heart in this! Touch. Most shallow man! Thou worms-meat, in I never lov'd my brother in my life. respect of a good piece of flesh! Indeed !--Learn of Duhe F. More villain thou. Well, push him out of the wise, and perpend: Civet is of a baser birth, than doors ; tar: the very uncleanly flux of a cat. Mend the inAndlet my officers of such a nature stance, shepherd ! Make an extent upon his house and lands! Cor. You have too courtly a wit for me; I'll rest. low man! God make incision in thee! thou art raw. Cor. Sir, I am a true labourer; I earn that I eat, get that I wear; oweno man hate, envy no man's happi- the ewes and the rams together, and to offer to get And in their barks my thoughts I'll character, your living by the copulation of cattle: to be bawd to That every eye, which in this forest looks, a bell-wether; and to betray a she-lamb of a twelveShall see thy virtue witness'd every where. month, to a crooked-pated, old, cuckoldly ram, ont Run, run, Orlando ; carve, on every tree, of all reasonable match. If thou be'st not damu'd for 1 The fair, the chaste, and unexpressive she! [Exit. this, the devil himself will have no shepherds ; I canEnter Corinand Touchstone. notsee else, how thou shouldst’scape. R Cor. And how like you this shepherd's life, master Cor. Here comes young master Ganymede, my new Touchstone? mistress's brother. Touch. Truly, shepherd, in respect of itself, it is a Enter Rosalind, reading a paper. good life; but in respect that it is a shepherd's life, it Ros. From the east to western Ind, is naught. In respect that it is solitary, I like it very well; but in respect that it is private, it is a Nojewel is like Rosalind. vile very life. Now, in respect it is in the fields, it pleaseth me Her worth, being mounted on the wind, well; but in respect it is not in the court, it is tedious. Through all the world bears Rosalind. As it is a spare life, look you, it fits my humour well; All the pictures, fairest limn'd, Are buc black to Rosalind. but as there is no more plenty in it, it goes much against my stomach. Hast any philosophy in thee, face be kept in mind, shepherd ? But the fair of Rosalind. Cor. No more, but that I know, the more one sickens, Touch. I'll rhyme you so, eight years together; dinthe worse at ease he is; and that he that wants money, the right butter-woman’s rank to market. ners, and suppers, and sleeping hours excepted: it is means, and content, is without three good friends. Ros, Out, fool! That the property of rain is to wet, and fire to burn: Touch. For a taste:--that good pasture makes fat sheep; and that a great If a hart do lack a hind, cause of the night, is lack of the sun : that he, that Let him seek out Rosalind. hath learned no wit by nature nor art, may complain If the cat will after kind, of good breeding, or comes of a very dull kindred. Touch. Such a one is a natural philosopher. Wast So, be sure, will Rosalind. ever in court, shepherd ? Winter-gurments must be lin'd, So must slender Rosalind. They that reap, must sheaf and bind; Then to cart with Rosalind. Sweetest nut hath sowrest rind, Such a nutis Rosalind. Hethat sweetest rose will find, Must find love's prick, and Rosalind. infect yourself with them? ness is sin, and sin is damnation. Thou art in a parlous Ros. Peace, you dull fool! I found them on a tree. Touch. Truly, the trec yields bad fruit. state, shepherd Cor. Not a whit, Touchstone: those, that are good with a mediar: then it will be the earliest fruit in the Ros. I'll graft it with you, and then I shall graftit manners at the court, are as ridiculousiu the country, country: for you'll be rotten, ere you be half ripe, and as the behaviour of the country is most mockable at the court. You told me, you salute not at the court, that's the right virtue of the medlar. but you kiss your hands; that courtesy would be un Touch. You have said; but whether wisely or no, cleanly, if courtiers were shepherds. let the forest judge. Enter Celia, reading a paper. ilere comes my sister, reading; stand aside. re SC Let no а Cel. Why should this desert silent be? stammer, that thou might'st pour this concealed man For it is unpeopled? No; out of thy mouth, as wine comes out of a narrowTongues I'll hang on every tree, mouth'd bottle; either too much at once, or noue at That shall civil sayings show. all. I prythee take the cork out of thy mouth, that I Some, how brief the life of man may drink thy tidings. Cel. So you may put a man in your belly. Cel. Is he of God's making? What manner of man? Is his head worth a hat, or his chin worth a beard ? Some, of violated vows Cel. Nay, he hath but a little beard. "Twixt the souls of friend and friend : Ros. Why, God will send more, if the man will be But upon the fairest boughs, thankful: let me stay the growth of his beard, if thou Or at every sentence' end, delay me not the knowledge of his chin. Will I Rosalinda write; Cel. It is young Orlando; that tripp'd up the wrestTeaching all that read, to know ler's heels, and your heart, both in an instant. The quintessence of every sprite Ros. Nay, but the devil take mocking; speak, sad Heuven would in little show. brow, and true maid. Cel. I'faith, coz, 'tis he. Ros. Orlando? Cel. Orlando. Ros. Alas the day! what shall I do with my doublet Helen's cheek, but not her heart: and hose ?-What did he, when thou saw'st him? What Cleopatra's majesty; said he? How look'd he? Wherein went he? What Atalanta's better part; makes he here? Did he ask for me? Where remains Sad Lucretia's modesty. he? How parted he with thee? and when shalt thou Thus Rosalind of many parts see him again? Answer me in one word! By heavenly synod wus devis’d; Cel. You must borrow me Garagantua's mouth first : Of many faces, eyes, and hearts, 'tis a word too great for any mouth of this age's size. To have the touches dearest priz'd. To say, ay, and no, to these particulars, is more than Heaven would that she these gifts should have, to answer in a catechism. And I to live and die her slave. Ros. But doth he know that I am in this forest, and Ros. O most geutle Jupiter !-what tedious homily in man's apparel ? Looks he as freshly, as he did the of love have you wearied your parishioners withal, day he wrestled ? and never cry'd, Have patience, good people! Cel. It is as easy to count atomies, as to resolve the Cel. How now! back, friends ; — shepherd, go ofl'a propositions of a lover:-but take a taste of my finding little:-go with him, sirrah! him, and relish it with a good observance. I found Touch. Come, shepherd, let us make an honourable him under a tree, like a dropp'd acorn. retreat; though not with bag and baggage, yet with Ros. It may well be call’d Jove's tree, when it drops scrip and scrippage. (Exeunt. Corin und Touchstone. forth such fruit. Cel. Didst thou hear these verses? Cel. Give me audience, good madam! Ros. O, yes, I heard them all, and more too; for Ros. Proceed! some of them had in them more feet, than the verses Cel. There lay he, stretch'd along, like a wounded would bear. knight. Cel. That's no matter; the feet might bear the verses. Ros. Though it be pity to see such a sight, it well Ros. Ay, but the feet were lame, and could not bear becomes the ground. themselves without the verse, and therefore stood Cel. Cry, holla! to thy tongue, I pr’ythee; it curlamely in the verse. vets very unseasonably. He was furnish'd like a hunter. Cel. But didst thou hear, without wondering, how thy Ros. O ominous! he comes to kill my heart. name should be hang’d and carved upon these trees? Cel. I would sing my song without a burden: thon Ros. I was seven of the nine days ont of the wonder bring'st me out of tune. before you came ; for look here what I found on a palm- Ros. Do you not know, I am a woman? when I think, tree: I was never so be-rhymed since Pythagoras' 1 must speak. Sweet, say on ! time, that I was an Irish rat, which I can hardly re Enter Orlando and JAQUES. member. Cel. You bring me out. --Soft! comes he not here? Ros. 'Tis he; slink by, and note him! (Celia and Rosalind retire. Cel. And a chain, that you once wore, about his Jaq. I thank yon for your company; but, good faith, neck. Change you colour? I had as lief have been myself alone. Orl. And so bad I.; but yet, for fashion sake, I thank Orl. I do desire, we may be better strangers. Jag. I pray you, mar no more trees with writing love- songsin their barks. ing them ill-favouredly. Jaq. I do not like her name. Orl. Roo C one seem a Kader been acquainted with goldsmiths' wives, and coon'd giddy offences as he hath generally tax'd their whole where it Orl. Not so; but I answer you right painted cloth, Orl. Can you remember any of the principal evils, from whence you have studied your questions. that he laid to the charge of women ? beware Jag. You have a nimble wit ; I think it was made of Ros. There were none principal ; they were all like Atalanta's heels. Will you sit down with me? and we one another, as half-pence are: :: every fault two will rail against our mistress, the world, and allling monstrous, till his fellow fault came to match it. our misery Orl. I pr’ythee, recount some of them! You Orl. I will cbide no breather in the world, but my- Ros. No; I will not cast away my physic, but on self; against whom I know most faults. those that are sick. There is a man haunts the forest, Jaq. The worst fault you have, is to be in love. that abuses our young plants with carving Rosalind on Orl. 'Tis a fault I will not change for your best virtue. their barks; hangs odes upon hawthorns, and elegies Teach fam weary of you. on brambles; all, forsooth, deifying the name of RoJaq. By my troth, I was seeking for a fool, when I salind. If i could meet that fancy-monger, I would found you. give him some good counsel, for he seems to have the Orl. He is drown'd in the brook; look but in, and quotidian of love upon him. you shall see him. Orl. I am he that is so love-shaked; I pray you, tell Jaq. There shall I see mine own figure. me your remedy! orl. Which I take to be lither a fool, or a cypher. Ros. There is none of my uncle's marks upon you : Jag. I'll tarry no longer with you : farewell, good he taught me how to know a man in love; in which signior Love! cage of rushes, I am sure, you are not prisoner. Orl. I am glad of your departure: adieu, good mon- Orl. What were his marks? sieur Melancholy! Ros. A lean cheek; which you have not: a blue eye, (Exit Jaques.- Celia and Rosalind come forward. and sunken ; which you have not: an unquestionable Ros. I will speak to him like a saucy lacquey, and spirit; which you have not: a beard neglected; which under that habit play the knave with him.-Do you you have not ;-but I pardon you for that; for, simply, hear, forester? your having in beard is a younger brother's revenue: tard Orl. Very well. What would you u ? -Then your hose should be ungarter'd, your bonnet TOL Ros. I pray you, what is't o'clock? unbanded, your sleeve unbotton'd, your shoe untied, Orl. You should ask me, what time o' day; there's no and every thing about you demonstrating a careless clock in the forest. desolation. But you are no such man; you are rather Ros. Then there is no true lover in the forest; else point-device in your accoutrements; as loving yoursíghing every minute, and groaning every hour, would self, than seeming the lover of any other. joe detect the lazy foot oftime, as well as a clock. Orl, Fair youth, I would I could make thee believe I T Orl. And why not the swift foot of time? had not that love. ho been as proper ? Ros. Me believe it? you may as soon make her that ho Ros. By no means, sir: Time travels in divers pares you love believe it; which, I warrant, she is apter to with divers persons: I'll tell you, who time ambles do, than to confess, she does: that is one of the points, T withal, who time trots withal, who time gallops withal, in the which women still give the lie to their conscien- lor and who he stands still withal ces. But, in good sooth, are you he that hangs the verOrl. I pr’ythee, who doth hetrot withal? ses on the trees, wherein Rosalind is so admired ? Ros. Marry, he trots hard with a young maid, be- Orl. I swear to thee, youth, by the white hand of Rotween the contract of her marriage, and the day it is salind, I am that he, that unfortunate he. solemnized : if the interim be but a se'nnight, time's Ros. But are you so much in love as your rhymes pace is so hard, that it seems the length of seven years. speak? Orl. Who ambles time withal ? Orl. Neither rhyme, nor reason can express, how Ros. With a priest, that lacks Latin, and a rich man, much. that hath not the gout: for the one sleeps easily, be- Ros. Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, decause he cannot study; and the other lives merrily, serves as well a dark house and whip, as madmen do: because he feels no pain: the one lacking the burden of and the reason, why they are not so punished and lean and wastefullearning; the other knowing no bur- cured, is, that the lunacy is so ordinary, that the den of heavy tedious penury: these timeambles withal. whippers are in love too : Yet I profess curing it by Orl. Who doth he gallop withal ? counsel, Ros. With a thief to the gallows: for though hego as Orl. Did you ever cure any so softly as foot can fall, he thinks himself too soon there. Ros. Yes, one; and in this manner. He was to imaOrl. Who stays it still withal? gine me his love, his mistress;and I set him every day to Ros. With lawyers in the vacation: for they sleep woo me: At which time would I, being but a moonish between term and term, and then they perceive not, youth, grieve, be efl'eminate, changeable, longing, how time moves. and liking; proud, fantastical, apish, shallow, inconOrl. Where dwell you, pretty youth ? stant, full of tears, full of smiles; for every passion Ros. With this shepherdess, my sister; here in the something, and for no passion truly any thing, as boys skirts of the forest, like fringe upon a petticoat, and women are for the most part cattle of this colour: Orl. Are you native of this place? would now like him, now loath him; then entertain Ros. As the coney, that you see dwell where she is him, then forswcar him; now weep for him, that I kindled. drave my suitor from his mad humour of love, to a livOrl. Your accentís something finer than you coulding humour of madness; which was, to swear the full purchase in so removed a dwelling. stream of the world, and to live in a nook merely moRos. I have been told so of many: but, indeed, an nastic. And thus I cured him; and this way will I take old religious unele of mine taught me to speak, who upon me to wash your liver as clean, as a sound sheep's was in his youth an in-land man; one that knew heart, that there shall not be one spot of love in't. courtship too well, for there he fell in love. I have Orl. I would not be cured, youth. heard him read many lectores against it; and I thank Ros. I would cure you, if you would but call me RoGod I am not a woman, to be touched with so many salind, and come every day to my cote, and woo me! a a so? |