Poins. And, look, whether the fiery Trigon, his man, be not lisping to his master's old tables; his notebook, his counsel-keeper. Fal. Thou dost give me flattering busses. P. Hen. For the women, Fal. For ore of them, she is in hell already, and burns, poor soul! For the other, -I owe her money; and whether she be damn'd for that, I know not. Dol. Nay, truly; I kiss thee with a most constant Host. No, I warrant you. heart. Fal. I am old, I am old. Dol. I love thee better than I love e'er a scurvy young boy of them all. Fal. What stuff wilt have a kirtle of? I shall receive money on Thursday: thou shalt have a cap tomorrow. A merry song, come: it grows late, we'll to bed. Thou'lt forget me, when I am gone. Dol. By my troth, thou'lt set me a weeping, an thou sayest so: prove that ever I dress myself handsome till thy return. - Well, hearken the end! Fal. Some sack, Francis! P. Hen. Poins. Anon, anon, sir. [Advancing. Fal. Ha! a bastard son of the kings? - And art not thou Poins his brother? P. Hen. Why, thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou lead? Fal. A better than thou; I am a gentleman, thou art a drawer. P. Ilen. Very true, sir; and I come to draw you out by the ears. Host. O, the Lord preserve thy good grace! by my come. the heat. P. Hen. You whoreson candle-mine, you, how vilely did you speak of me even now, before this honest, virtuous, civil gentlewoman? Host. 'Blessing o' your good heart! and so she is, by my troth. Fal. Didst thou hear me? P. Hen. Yes; and you knew me, as you did when you ran away by Gads-hill: you knew, I was at your back; and spoke it on purpose, to try my patience. Ful. No, no, no; not so; I did not think, thou wast within hearing. P. Hen. I shall drive you then to confess the wilful abuse; and then I know how to handle you. Fal. No abuse, IIal, on mine honour, no abuse! Fal. No, I think thou art not; I think, thou art quit for that. Marry, there is another indictment upon thee, for suffering flesh to be eaten in thy house, contrary to the law; for the which, I think, thou wilt howl. Host. All victuallers do so: what's a joint of mut- P. Hen. You, gentlewoman, – Fal.His grace says that which his flesh rebels against. Host. Who knocks so loud at the door? look to the door there, Francis! Enter PETO. P. Hen. Peto, how now? what news? Peto. The king your father is at Westminster: P. Hen. By heaven, Poins, I feel me much to blame, Fal. Now comes in the sweetest morsel of the night, How now? what's the matter? Bard. You must away to court, sir, presently; a dozen captains stay at door for you. Fal. Pay the musicians, sirrah! [To the Page.] Farewell, hostess! - Farewell, Doll! - You see, my good wenches, how men of merit are sought after: the undeserver may sleep, when the man of action is called on. Farewell, good wenches! If I be not sent away post, I will see you again ere I go. Dol. I cannot speak; - if my heart be not ready to burst. - Well, sweet Jack, have a care of thyself. Fal. Farewell, farewell! [Exeunt Falstaff and Bardolph. P.Hen. Not! to dispraise me; and call me-pant-Host. Well, fare thee well! I have known thee these ler, and bread-chipper, an I know not what? Fal. No abuse, Hal! Poins. No abuse! Fal. No abuse, Ned, in the world; honest Ned, none. I dispraised him before the wicked, that the wicked might not fall in love with him: -in which doing, I have done the part of a careful friend, and a true subject, and thy father is to give me thanks for it. -No abuse, Hal; - none, Ned, none; no, boys, none. P. Hen. See, now, whether pure fear, and entire cowardice, doth not make thee wrong this virtuous gentlewoman to close with us? Is she of the wicked? Is thine hostess here of the wicked? Or is the boy of the wicked? Or honest Bardolph, wlfose zeal burns in his nose, of the wicked? Poins. Answer, thou dead elm, answer! twenty-nine years come peascod-time; but an ho- Bard. [Within.] Bid mistress Tear-sheet come to my master. Host. O run, Doll, run; run, good Doll! [Exeunt. ACT 111. SCENE I. - A room in the palace. Enter King HENRY in his nightgown, with a Page. How many thousand of my poorest subjects outbids him too. Why rather, sleep, liest thou in smoky cribs, Upon uneasy pallets stretching thee, And lull'd with sounds of sweetest melody? In cradle of the rude imperious surge; Who take the ruffian billows by the top, War. Many good morrows to your majesty! War. 'Tis one o'clock, and past. Ac Figuring the nature of the times deceas'd: K. Hen. Why then, good morrow to you all, mylords. Have you read o'er the letters that I sent you? War. Wehave, my liege. King Richard might create a perfect guess, K. Hen. Then you perceive, the body of our kingdom Ilow foulitis; what rank diseases grow, And with what danger near the heart of it. War. It is butas a body, yet, distemper'd; Which to his former strength may berestor'd, With good advice, and little medicine: My lord Northumberland will soon be cool'd, Unless on you. K. Hen. Are these things then necessities? War. It cannot be, my lord; Rumour doth double, like the voice and echo, The powers that you already have sent forth, Shall bring this prize in very easily. To comfort you the more, I have receiv'd K. Hen. I will take your counsel: And, were these inward wars once out of hand, in Gloucestershire. Enter SHALLOW and SILENCE, meeting; MOULDY, SHA- K. Hen. O heaven! that one might read the book sir, give me your hand, sir: an early stirrer, by the rood. of fate; And see the revolution of the times Make mountains level, and the continent (Weary of solid firmness,) melt itself Into the sea! and, other times, to see The beachy girdle of the ocean Too wide for Neptune's hips; how chances mock, And changes fill the cup of alteration With divers liquors! O, if this were seen, The happiest youth, - viewing his progress through, What perils past, what crosses to ensue, Would shut the book, and sit him down and die. 'Tis not ten years gone, Since Richard, and Northumberland, great friends, And how doth my good cousin Silence? Yea, for my sake, even to the eyes of Richard, That I and greatness were compell'd to kiss : - War. There is a history in all men's lives, Sil. Good morrow, good cousin Shallow! Shal. And how doth my cousin, your bedfellow? and your fairest daughter, and mine, my god-daughter Ellen? Sil. Alas, a black ouzel, cousin Shallow. Shal. By yea and nay, sir, I dare say, my consin William is become a good scholar: heis at Oxford, still, is he not? Sil. Indeed, sir; to my cost. Shal. He mustthen to the inns of court shortly: I was once of Clement's inn; where, I think, they will talk of mad Shallow yet. Sil. You were called-lusty Shallow, then, cousin. Shal. By the mass, I was called any thing; and I would have done any thing, indeed, and roundly too. There was I, and little John Doit of Staffordshire, and black George Bare, and Francis Pickbone, and Will Squele a Cotswold man, - you had not four such swinge-bucklers in all the inns of court again: and, I may say to you, we knew where the bona-robas were; and had the best of them all at commandment. Then was Jack Falstaff, now sir John, aboy; and page to Thomas Mowbray, duke of Norfolk. Sil. This sir John, cousin, that comes hither anon about soldiers? Shal. The same sir John, the very same. I saw him break Skogan's head at the court gate, when he was a crack, not thus high: and the very same day did I fight with one Sampson Stockfish, a fruiterer, behind Gray'sinn. O, the mad days that I have spent! and to see how many of mine old acquaintances are dead! Sil. Weshall all follow, cousin. Shal. Certain, 'tis certain; very sure, very sure death, as the Psalmist saith, is certain to all; all shal die.-Howa good yoke of bullocks at Stamford fair Sil. Truly, cousin, I was not there. Fal. Prick him. [To Shallow. Shal. Death is certain. - Is old Double of your town Moul. I was pricked well enough before, an you could living yet? Sil. Dead, sir. Shal. Dead! See, see! - he drew a good bow; and dead!-he shot a fine shoot:-John of Gaunt loved him well, and betted much money on his head. Dead!-he would have clapped i'the clout at twelve score; and carried you a forehand shaft a fourteen and fourteen and a half, that it would have done a man's heart good to see. How a score of ewes now? Sil. Thereafter as they be: a score of good ewes may be worth ten pounds. Shal. Andis old Double dead! Enter BARDOLPH, and one with him. Bard. Good morrow, honest gentlemen: I beseech Shal. I am Robert Shallow, sir; a poor esquire of this county, and one of the king's justices of the peace. What is your good pleasure with me? Bard. My captain, sir, commends him to you: my captain, sir John Falstaff: a tall gentleman, by heaven, and a most gallant leader. Shal. He greets me well, sir; I knew him a good backsword man: how doth the good knight? may I ask, how my lady his wife doth? Bard. Sir, pardon; a soldier is better accommodated, than with a wife. Shal. It is well said, in faith, sir; and it is well said indeed too. Better accommodated! - it is good; yea, indeed, it is: good phrases are surely, and ever were, very commendable. Accommodated!-it comes from accommodo: very good; a good phrase. Bard. Pardon me, sir; I have heard the word. Phrase, call you it? By this good day, I know not thephrase; but I will maintain the word with my sword, to be a soldier-like word, and a word of exceeding good command. Accommodated; that is, when a man is, as they say, accommodated: or, when a man is,-being, -whereby, he may be thought to be accommodated; which is an excellent thing. Enter FALSTAFF. have let me alone: my old dame will be undone now, for one to do her husbandry, and her drudgery: you need not have pricked me; there are other men fitter to go out than I. Fal. Go to; peace, Mouldy, you shall go. Mouldy, it is time you were spent. Moul. Spent! Shal. It is very just: -look, here comes good sir Fal. I am glad to see you well, good master Robert Shal. No, sir John; it is my cousin Silence, in commission with me. Fee. I will do my good will, sir; you can have no more. Fal. Well said, good woman's tailor! well said, courageous Feeble! Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous mouse.-Prick the woman's tailor well, master Shallow: deep, master Shallow. Fal. Fye! this is hot weather.-Gentlemen, have you put him to a private soldier, that is the leader of so provided me here half a dozen sufficient men? Fal. Good master Silence, it well befits you should be of the peace. Sil. Your good worship is welcome. Fee. I would, Wart might have gone, sir. Fal. I would, thou wert a man's tailor; that thou might'st mend him, and make him fit to go. I cannot Shal. Marry, have we, sir. Will you sit? Fal. Let me see them, I beseech you. many thousands. Let that suffice, most forcible Feeble. Fee. It shall suffice, sir. Bull-calf till he roar again. Shal. Where's the roll? where's the roll? where's the roll?-Let me see! let me see. So, so, so, so: yea, marry, sir: - Ralph Mouldy: - let them appear as I call; let them do so, let them do so. - Let me see! Where is Mouldy? Moul. Here, an't please you. Shal. What think you, sir John? a good limbed fel- Bull. O lord! good my lord captain, : will have away thy cold; and I will take such order, bulk, and big assemblance of a man! Give me the spi that thy friends shall ring for thee. - Is here all? Shal. Here is two more called than your number; you must have but four here, sir; - and so, I pray you, go in with me to dinner. Fal. Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot tarry dinner. I am glad to see you, in good troth, master Shallow. Shal. O, sir John, do you remember since welay all night in the windmill in Saint George's fields ? Fal. No more of that, good master Shallow, no more of that. Fal. Shelives, master Shallow. Shal. She never could away with me. Fal. Never, never: she would always say, she could not abide master Shallow. Shal. By the mass, I could anger her to the heart. She was then a bona-roba. Doth she hold her own well? Fal. Old, old, master Shallow. Shal. Nay, she must be old; she cannot choose but be old; certain, she's old; and had Robin Night-work, by old Night-work, before I came to Clement's-inn. Sil. That's fifty-five year ago. Shal. Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that, that rit, master Shallow. - Here's Wart; - you see what Shal. That we have, that we have, that we have; in [Exeunt Falstaff, Shallow, and Silence. Moul. And good master corporal captain, for my old Bard. Goto; stand aside. mind: : Shal. He is not his craft's-master, he doth not do it right. I remember at Mile-end green, (when I lay at Clement's inn, - I was then sir Dagonet in Arthur's show,) there was a little quiver fellow, and 'a would manage you his piece thus: and 'a would about, and about, and come you in: and come you in: rah, tah, tah, would'a say; bounce, would'a say; and away again would'a go, and again would'a come: -I shall never see such a fellow. Fee. By my troth I care not; - a man can die but Fal. These fellows will do well, master Shallow. God keep you, master Silence; I will not use many words with you: -fare you well, gentlemen both: I thank you: I must a dozen mile to-night.--Bardolph, give the soldiers coats. Shal. Sir John, heaven bless you, and prosper your Fal. Fareyou well, gentle gentlemen! On, Bardolph; lead the men away! [Exeunt Bardolph, Recruits, etc.] As I return, I will fetch off thesejustices: Idosee the bottom of justice Shallow. Lord, lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying! This same starved justice hath done nothing but prate to me of the wildness of his youth, and the feats he hath done about Turnbull-street; and every third word alie, duer paid to the hearer than the Turk's tribute. I do remember him at Clement's-inn, like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when he was naked, he was, forall the world, like a forked radish, with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife: he was so forlorn, that his dimensions to any thick sight were invisible: he was the very Genius of famine; yet lecherous as a monkey, and the whores called him - mandrake: he came ever in the rear-ward of the fashion; and sung those tunes to the overscutched huswives that he heard Re-enter FALSTAFF, and Justices. Fal. Come, sir, which men shall I have? Shal. Four, of which you please. Bard. Sir, a word with you: -I have three pound the carmen whistle, and sware--they were his fancies, to free Mouldy and Bull-calf. Fal. Goto; well. Shal. Come, sir John, which four will you have? Fal. Do you choose for me. Shal. Marry then, -Mouldy, Bull-calf, Feeble, and Shadow. or his good-nights. And now is this Vice's dagger become a squire; and talks as familiarly of John of Gaunt, as if he had been sworn brother to him: and I'll be sworn he never saw him but once in the Tilt-yard; and then he burst his head, for crouding among the marshal's men. I saw it; and told John of Gaunt, he beat his own name: for you might have truss'd him, and all his apparel, into an eel-skin; the case of a treble hautboy was a mansion for him, a court; and now has he land and beeves. Well; I will be acquainted with him, if I return: andit shall go hard, but I will make him a a bait for the old pike, I see no reason, in the law of naFal. Will you tell me, master Shallow, how to choose ture, but I may snap at him. Let time shape, and there a man? Care I for the limb, the thewes, the stature, an end. [Exit. Fal. Mouldy, and Bull-calf: - for you, Mouldy, Shal. Sir John, sir John, do not yourself wrong; served with the best. E T 1 T E Nor do I, as an enemy to peace, And purge the obstructions, which begin to stop What wrongs our arms may do, what wrongs we suffer, Even by those men, that most have done us wrong. The which he could not levy; whereupon And fearful meeting of their opposite. The dangers of the days but newly gone, ground, Mowb. Thus do the hopes we have in him touch Not to break peace, or any branch of it; And dash themselves to pieces. Enter a Messenger. Hast. Now, what news? Mess. West of this forest, scarcely off a mile, In goodly form comes on the enemy: And, bythe ground they hide, I judge their number Upon, or near, the rate of thirty thousand. Mowb. The just proportion, that we gave them out. Let us sway on, and face them in the field. Enter WESTMORELAND. Arch. What well-appointed leader fronts us here? West. Then, my lord, Unto your grace do I in chief address The substance of my speech. If that rebellion With your fair honours. You, lord archbishop, - But to establish here a peace indeed, West. When ever yet was your appeal denied? And consecrate commotion's bitter edge? Arch. My brother general, the commonwealth, West. There is no need of any such redress; West. O my good Lord Mowbray, Construe the times to their necessities, And you shall say indeed, - it is the time, And not the king, that doth you injuries. Yet, for your part, it not appears to me, Either from the king, or in the present time, That you should have an inch of any ground To build a grief on. Were you not restor'd To all the duke of Norfolk's signiories, Your noble and right-well-remember'd father's? Mowb. What thing, in honour, had my father lost, That need to be reviv'd and breath'd in me? Whose beard the silver hand of peace hath touch'd; The king, that lov'd him, as the state stood then, Out of the speech of peace, that bears such grace, Into the harsh and boist'rous tongue of war? Turning your books to graves, your ink to blood, Your pens to lances; and your tongue divine To a loud trumpet, and a point of war? Their armed staves in charge, their beavers down, Their eyes of fire sparkling through sights of steel, And the loud trumpet blowing them together; Then, then, when there was nothing could have staid My father from the breast of Bolingbroke, Arch. Wherefore do I this?-so the question stands. O, when the king did throw his warder down, Briefly to this end: - We are all diseas'd; His own life hung upon the staff he threw; And, with our surfeiting, and wanton hours, Have brought ourselves into a burning fever, And we must bleed for it; of which disease Then threw he down himself; and all their lives, That, by indictment, and by dint of sword, Have since miscarried under Bolingbroke. Our late king, Richard, being infected, died. West. You speak, lord Mowbray, now you know not But, my most noble lord of Westmoreland, what; I take not on me here as a physician; The earl of Hereford was reputed then |