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my brother's Interest had opened the door of ihe church to great dignities; besides had he kept pace with the family prudence and good morals, or the like of that, and then, and suppose, he might, as the saying is, have scraped immense riches, without being as myself at the expence of a groat, do ye mungey; but the villain placing himself with Ganganelli, like him is become a scape goat; for he has incurred the malediction, haired and curse, reprobation and disinherison, both of us, his blood kindred, and the rights and privileges of a free subject of Great-Britain; which authority and laudable attestation I proved to you in part, at the head of my common prayer book, in a former conference, or the like of thar, as the saying is, do ye mungey; and as I was saying, this peft of his family becoming reprobate, that a Roman papist, or the like of that, Mr. Taylor, do ye mungey; and as the story was handed about, took his uncle, who otherwise carried a keen edge, or the like of that, as Moss caught his mare, good Mr. Taylor, napping, do ye mungey: and as I was saying, dear friend, made all Ipeed to the Papists in London, where he, an arch wag, made an acquaintance, and wafted himself, tho' a child, on his travels to Douay, where he made use of the learning his uncle had instilled into his quick pate, against the common protestant Republic, my nincompoop, who lately in your presence, worthy friend, offended me, hinted, do ye mungey, worthy Sir, Mr. Taylor, or the like of that, as I was saying, that the boy known to Mr. Rabbi Mofes, who


alisted in one or two of our late conferences in changing one heretofore, a hardy Scotch Minister, Calvin chen, but since, they tell me, he is called Brother Bonny, which name would have been suitable when a minifter, he being a huge dunghill of tallow; but I am told, good Sir, that he has played himself so many papist's tricks, or the like of that, do ye mungey, worthy Mr. Taylor, that, as I was saying, I should not know him again, no not if we were to break bread together, or even feed on a Scotch Hagges, or the like of that, .do ye mungey, good Sir. But, as I was saying, my host toid me in confidence, bring your ear close to my mouth, my worthy friend, as I wish to keep nothing secret from the man I love, and have taken to heart to keep him and family near my person, 'at my palace where ever it be, or the like of that, do ye mungey ; that this boy who fooled Calyin, and would have tricked me also into a papist had I not been disposed for the new philosophy of this our enlightened age and northern hemisphere. "Good Mr. Taylor was and is my very reprobate papist son, and for whose fake I set out on my travels to oblige him to disqualify himself as far as his minor age will admit for his uncle's property, fealing the renunciation with an oath on the Holy Evangeliit, and so help me God; for his maxim from his birth was never to offend his Maker, until his uncle fet him to ftudy the works of the old Chriftians, which are called Fathers. These old fusty rogues have made an ass of the child, which, as the old saying is, “ It is an

ill wind that blows no one good,” I shall therefore scratch him out, and make


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you, my great and good ally, when done we shall have a happy day. The day of the Lord is at hand, so be ir. I presume you are a Calvinist, being a Hollander; I am mostly one myself, and if you are, we shall be extremely comforted. I am fond of their hymns.

I aylor. I am a poor son of Saint Peter, and an Irishman, who, through those sanguinary laws against che innocent, I am with my family obliged to shelter my head under the protection of foreign princes.

Luther. I wish our holy Religion was restored, it would be a most happy day when we could with truth say, we believe in the one holy Catholic and Apostolic Church; the Church of Christ, and Peter's Chair for ever: this shall be my voice for evermore.

Club. Your Holiness will be pleased to dismiss the Taylor; for we suppose a large concourse of persons who wait for admittance, are the retinue of fome Prince who is come to receive your Holiness's blessing,

Luther. My friends, dismiss our worthy brother I beseech you with honor; here is his bill; and receive the prince with majefty, grace, and noble deportment.

Taylor. My time is urgent and will wait no delay; be expeditious I pray.

Club. His Holiness will discharge your de mand.

Luther. My friend, you hear, 'requires you to pay his bill ; it is extremely reasonable.


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Club. Your Holiness's purse if you pleale.
Taylor. I will be no longer trified with,

Lutber. You have my permision, difiniss my worthy friend, he is our brother.

Club. Without your Holinets's purse we are not enabled: you will permit us the honour.

Taylor. My crediiors will be impatient, I must therefore take the proper expedient.

Luther. Brother Cardinals, dispatch your brother, 2000l. caft lors; raise by lottery: or, if you had rather each of you a share, let the whole be equal share and share alike.

Club, Your demand, Mr. Taylor, on each of us separate, and you will give each a receipt in fuil.

Taylor. Do you mean to divide the 2000l. which is the full amount, in twelve shares, taking his Holiness into the partnership, or, leaving out his Holiness, divide it among yourselves.

Lutber. Mr. Taylor, vou make yourself culpable by advancing a false and heterodox proposition, offering and sacrificing, indignitying, and amphibiously folding the Imperial Dignity of my facred Holiness; supposing the cale as thus: but then, and suppose, and the like of that, and setting the case as thus, do ye mungey: that his Holiness be a partner in a papilt Taylor's bill; is this possible? schisin and herely blafpheming the imperial and most facred rites. Your Emirences have heard the blasphemy, o ye blood-thirsty Papist, an old adage, that our holy protestant brethren have þranded you, and your whole obnoxious pest;

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a true picture of that old blood-thirsty Jew, Moses, who delighted even in the blood of his children, which forced vengeance from his wife when he circumcised his two sons. A bloody husband thou surely art, words too moving to be overlooked by one of my exaltedness; scaremouch, blind-buzzard, wise-acre, nincompoop, and a thousand malicious, and names of buffoonery, or the like of that, as the saying is, do ye mungey.

Club. The lenient constitution of British Freedom will not suffer this diabolical, superftitious, and blood-thirsty peft to live within the limits of their extensive dominions. It is known to all, that the protestant hierarchy chiefly depend and rest on the shoulders of England and Holland. If this support, or prop, should at any time disagree and refuse to coincide with each other, they will experience a similar disaster with their other brothers in the different ages of the Roman Church, who all and every one of them fought hard and made a terrible cracking for a time, (nay the Arians 400 years) and then disappear, according as the Papists declare to be positively set forth by Jesus Christ, and his Apostles, in different parts of their scriptures, that heresies would arise to purify the heirs of salvation, and try them with infamy, hatred, and every persecution, as gold in the fire; we know not why, but surely the diabolical chair of Peter has weathered near the close of 1800 years from Christ, although the Protestants, whom they call Heretics, as old an Hierarchy, and at times as aforesaid most prof


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