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To be placed under the Picture of England's Arch

Poet, [sir Richard Blackmore,] containing a complete Catalogue of his Works.

1

Made every

SEE who ne'er was or will be half read!
Who first sung Arthur *, then sung Alfred †;
Prais'd
great Eliza I in God's

anger,
Till all true Englishmen cried, Hang her!
Made William's virtues wipe the bare a-,
And hanged up Marlborough in arras q :
Then, hiss'd from earth, grew heavenly quite :

reader curse the light || ;
Maul'd human wit, in one thick satire S;
Next in three books sent Human Nature **
Undid Creation ft at a jerk;
And of Redemption If made damn'd work.
Then took his Muse, at once, and dipp'd her
Full in the middle of the Scripture :
What wonders there the man grown old did!
Sternhold himself he out-Sternholded;

• Two heroick poems in folio, twenty books,
+ An heroick poem, in twelve books.
1 An heroick poem in folio, ten books,
g Instructions to Vanderbank, a tapestry weaver.
|| Hymn to the Light.

Satire against Wit.
** Of the Nature of Man.
++ Creation, a poem, in seven books.
11 The Redeemer, anocher heroick poem, in six books.
Vol. XVII.

Made

466

VERSES ON ENGLAND'S ARCH-POET.

Made David * seem so mad and freakish,
All thought him just what thought king Achish.
No mortal read his Solomont,
But judg'd R’oboam his own son.
Moses I he serv'd as Moses Pharaoh,
And Deborah as she Siserah;
Made Jeremy 4 full sore to cry,
And Job | himself curse God and die.

What punishment all this must follow ?
Shall Arthur use him like king Tollo?
Shall David as Uriah slay him ?
Or dext'rous Deb'rah Siserah him ?
Or shall Eliza lay a plot
To treat him like her sister Scot?
Shall William dub his better end g?
Or Marlb'rough serve him like a friend?
No, none of these -Heaven spare his life!
But send him, honest Job, thy wife.

* Translation of all the Psalms.
+ Canticles and Ecclesiastes.
| Paraphrase of the Canticles of Moses and Deborah, &c.

The Lamentations. || The whole book of Job, a poem, in folio. § Kick him on the breech, not knight him on the shoulder.

BOUNCE

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TO thee, sweet Fop, these lines I send,
Who, though no spaniel, am a friend.
Though once my tail, in wanton play
Now frisking this and then that way,
Chanc'd with a touch of just the tip
To hurt your lady-lapdog-ship:
Yet thence to think I'd bite your head off!
Sure, Bounce is one you never read of.

Fop! you can dance, and make a leg,
Can fetch and carry, cringe and beg,
And (what's the top of all your tricks)
Can stoop to pick up strings and sticks.
We country dogs love nobler sport,
And scorn the pranks of dogs at court.
Fie, naughty Fop! where'er you come,
To fart and piss about the room,
To lay your head in ev'ry lap,
And, when they think not of you-snap

!
The worst that envy or that spite
E’er said of me, is, I can bite;
That idle gipsies, rogues

in

rags,
Who poke at me, can make no brags;
And that, to touse such things as flutter,
To honest Bounce is bread and butter.

While you and ev'ry courtly fop,
Fawn on the devil for a chop,

HH2

I've

I've the humanity to hate
A butcher, though he brings me meat;
And, let me tell you, have a nose
(Whatever stinking Fops suppose,)
That under cloth of gold or tissue
Can smell a plaster or an issue.

Your pilf'ring lord, with simple pride,
May wear a picklock at his side ;
My master wants no key of state,
For Bounce can keep his house and gate.

When all such dogs have had their days,
As knavish Pams, and fawning Trays;
When pamper'd Cupids, beastly Venis,
And motley, squinting Harlequinis *,
Shall lick no more their ladies br-,
But die of looseness, claps, or itch ;
Fair Thames, from either echoing shore,
Shall hear and dread my manly roar.

See Bounce, like Berecynthia crown'd
With thund'ring offspring all around;
Beneath, beside me, and at top,
A hundred sons, and not one fop!

Before my children set your beef,
Not one true Bounce will be a thief!
Not one without permission feed
(Though some of j-n's hungry breed :)
But, whatsoe'er the father's race,
From me they suck a little grace :
While your fine whelps learn all to steal,
Bred up by hand on chick and veal.

My eldest born resides not far,
Where shines great Strafford's glittering star :

• Alii legunt Harvequinis.

My my infants

yet unborn.

My second (child of fortune !) waits
At Burlington's Palladian gates :
A third majestically stalks
(Happiest of dogs !) in Cobham's walks :
One ushers friends to Bathurst's door ;
One fawns, at Oxford's, on the poor.

Nobles, whom arms or arts adorn,
Wait for

. None but a peer of wit and grace Can hope a puppy of my race.

And, O would fate the bliss decree
To mine (a bliss too great for me !)
That two my tallest sons might grace,
Attending each with stately pace,
Iulus' side, as erst Evander's *,
To keep off Aatterers, spies and panders,
To let no noble slave come near
And scare lord Fannys from his ear:
Then might a royal youth, and true,
Enjoy at least a friend--or two;
A treasure which, of royal kind,
Few but himself deserve to find.

Then Bounce ('tis all that Bounce can crave)
Shall wag her tail within the grave.
And though no doctors, whig or tory ones,
Except the sect of Pythagoreans,
Have immortality assign'u
To any beast but Dryden's hind t:
Yet master Pope, whom Truth and Sense
Shall call their friend some ages hence,

• Virgil, Æneid 8.
+ “ A milk white hind, immortal and unchang'd.”

Hind and Panther, ver. 1.

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