THERE was an old woman had three sons, 1 Jerry, and James, and John : "HERE was an old man of Tobago, Who lived on rice, gruel, and sago, His physician said this — THERE was an old woman of Norwich, She turned cloak into gown, THERE was an old woman called Nothing-at-all, 1 Who rejoiced in a dwelling exceedingly small; A man stretched his mouth to its utmost extent, And down at one gulp house and old woman went. LD Betty Blue Lost a holiday shoe, Give her another To match the other, LD Mother Hubbard And so the poor dog had none. She went to the baker's To buy him some bread, But when she came back The poor dog was dead. She went to the joiner's To buy him a coffin, But when she came back The poor dog was laughing. She took a clean dish To get him some tripe, But when she came back He was smoking his pipe. She went to the fishmonger's To buy him some fish And when she came back He was licking the dish. She went to the ale-house To get him some beer, But when she came back The dog sat in a chair. She went to the tavern "For white wine and red, But when she came back The dog stood on his head. She went to the hatter's To buy him a hat, But when she came back He was feeding the cat. She went to the barber's To buy him a wig, But when she came back He was dancing a jig. She went to the fruiterer's To buy him some fruit, But when she came back He was playing the flute. |