IF ifs and ands,

I Were pots and pans, There would be no need for tinkers!

TELL tale, tit!

| Your tongue shall be slit, And all the dogs in the town

Shall have a little bit.

DIRCH and green holly, boys,
D Birch and green holly.
If you get beaten, boys,

'Twill be your own folly

NOME when you're callec!,

Do what you're bid,
Shut the door after you,

Never be chid.

WAS an Archer,

and shot at a frog, B was a Butcher,

and had a great dog. C was a Captain,

all covered with lace, D was a Drunkard, and had a red face.

E was an Esquire,
No with pride on his

brow,
F was a Farmer, and followed the plough.
G was a Gamester, who had but ill luck,
H was a Hunter, and hunted a buck.
I was an Innkeeper, who loved to bouse,
J was a Joiner, and built up a house.
K was King William, once governed this land,
L was a Lady, who had a white hand.
M was a Miser, and hoarded up gold,
N was a Nobleman, gallant and bold.
O was an Oyster Wench, and went about town,
P was a Parson, and wore a black gown.
Q was a Queen, who was fond of good flip,
R was a Robber, and wanted a whip.
S was a Sailor, and spent all he got,