F ifs and ands,

Were pots and pans,

There would be no need for tinkers!

F was a Farmer, and followed the plough.
G was a Gamester, who had but ill luck,
H was a Hunter, and hunted a buck.
I was an Innkeeper, who loved to bouse,
J was a Joiner, and built up a house.

K was King William, once governed this land,
L was a Lady, who had a white hand.

M was a Miser, and hoarded up gold,

N was a Nobleman, gallant and bold.

O was an Oyster Wench, and went about town,
P was a Parson, and wore a black

gown.

Q was a Queen, who was fond of good flip,

R was a Robber, and wanted a whip.

S was a Sailor, and spent all he got,