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whale, a fierce battle of sharks ensued under the water, the fins and tails of the combatants being seen as they 'lashed with idle rage' the disturbed sea. Sometimes a huge shark would leap quite out

of the water like a salmon or a porpoise. There was generally a negro up to his middle in the bowels of the whale, assisting to sever the masses of blubber; and now and then a hungry shark would make a grab at some morsel close to the man, when he would give it a blow over the nose with the fletching-knife, much as one would thump an over-greedy dog. Habit renders these people callous. Upwards of fifty sharks had been lanced that morning, but plenty were still left. Sharks will eat a quarter of a whale in one night, and therefore it is of course an object with the whalers to strip the body of the leviathan as quickly as possible. The sea was red with blood, and the crews of the surrounding boats were patiently waiting their lumps of whale beef to cook for their dinner. All this, though curious enough to a novice, was, after the first glance, revolting. Everybody seemed to be running about with knives in their hands or carrying away beef to be cooked; and the smell was so disagreeable, that I could not muster up resolution enough to taste the marine viand."

A woodcut follows, of a seven-foot shark, which Mr Day gave a negro a dollar to fish up for him, and took its likeness whilst still living, holding his nose the while. The creature was hoisted out of the sea by the tackle and fall. Sharks are brisk and vigorous amongst those islands. Going home, Mr Day saw one leap out of the water high in the air, and thought how awkward it would have been had the monster alighted in his boat. A strange tale was told him that day by one of the whalers, to the effect that whales, whilst feeding at the bottom of the sea, sing beautifully.

"Often,' said the narrator, 'have I, on a calm still night, whilst on the watch in a boat, heard them, whilst feeding, sing below me, by which sounds I detected their whereabout, and could always tell where they would ascend to respire, by their short asthmatic breathings like that of a man out of breath ;' and here he imitated the sounds, which proved to be octaves. The puffings were like those of a steam locomotive on its first coming into play. This reminded me of the legendary songs of the mermaids."

If, whilst reading Mr Day's volumes, we have felt mistrustful, and inclined to suspect him of painting with too black a brush, it has been by reason frequently makes kindly mention of of the universality of his censure. He

individuals-seldom or never of races.

We

Yankees and negroes, mulattoes and white creoles, all come under his lash, administered with no sparing hand. Whilst coinciding with portions of his censure, we still think it would have lost nothing in force or severity had it been more temperately and less sweepingly expressed. His descriptions of the different races he encountered during his abode beyond the Atlantic, are far more vivid and amusing than complimentary. would not advise him to go back to the West Indies, nor yet to the United States, where he had lived for three years before starting for the Tropics. We have our doubts whether his reception on his next visit to Guadaloupe will be flattering to his feelings, at least if he carries out the intention intimated upon his title-page of producing a French translation of the book. In the second line of the first volume the inhabitants of the States are set down as collectively disagreeable. A little farther on, Mrs Trollope's account of the Americans is praised as religiously and unexaggeratedly true, and meanness, villany, and dirty tricks, are attributed to our across-the-water cousins en masse. Presently, "I thought of Connecticut," says our author, "and of the cold selfish Yankees-slimy serpentlike knaves." Many such, unquestionably, have been, and again will be, raised in the peddling state, as well as in other provinces of the Union; but Christian charity, surely, Mr Day, forbids us to doubt that the exceptions are numerous. Let not those Yankees, however, to whose indignant eyes this book is presented, through the medium of one of Harpy and Co.'s cheap reprints, take umbrage overmuch at the author's strictures, or imagine for an instant that he treats his fellow-subjects more tenderly than the foreigner. "The white male creoles of the British West Indies are a wretched set, ludicrously proud and vain, and miserably ignorant." In the British West Indies, he elsewhere

says, "I am sorry to say that respectability of character is held but in little esteem. Bad repute never seems to affect social position, and I incurred much odium as a proud man, who thought no one good enough for him,' simply because I avoided the acquain tance of public defaulters, and of persons universally spoken of as unprincipled dishonourable men." Upon the poor Bimms (vulgar for Barbadians) he is down like a sledgehammer. They are "a miserably mean, narrow-minded race, who think of nothing but making sugar, eating pork and sweet potatoes, and riding about in a buggy;"-occupations, so it appears to us, of a particularly pastoral and blameless nature, by no means calling for such extremity of scorn. At Guadaloupe he discovers that there is something very savage and lowering in the eye of a French soldier," and that "you rarely see an open countenance in the French ranks." There is also "a superciliousness of manner in the officers, that shows they were never born to command." We might quote plenty more of such passages, but content ourselves with one-a sort of circular excommunication addressed to all creation, or nearly so. "An EngJishman of any reflection," Mr Day opines, "is very unfitted to reside in any other part of the world than his own country." The same thing has been sometimes said by foreigners, although their reasons for English "unfitness" have been different from

those assigned in the present book. Go where he will, out of his own country, the "Englishman of reflection," according to Mr Day, is too good for his society. Sympathy and association with the foreigner are for him alike impossible. "The Frenchman is too tête montée; the German of education is too mystical; the Italians are ignorant and vulgar; the Americans, as well as being ignorant and vulgar, are ludicrously conceited, and for the rest far below the standard in knowledge and education." All, all barren, from Dan to Beersheeba, from the Adriatic to the Pacific, save and except those favoured isles which British seas encircle. Certainly no one can impute cosmopolitan tendencies to the author of Five Years in the West Indies. Our chief reason for regretting the great vivacity and occasional fierceness of his demonstrations against alien and colonial populations, is our apprehension lest readers should think that by temper or temperament Mr Day is more ready to blame than to approve; to expose vices and failings than to discover virtues and amiable qualities. He himself tells us of the irritability of system produced by West Indian climate and good living. To the former he was inevitably exposed; of the latter we trust he made no abuse, and that neither “rattleskull" nor any other tempting but treacherous nectar, indigenous to the Antilles, have had aught to do with the petulant and censorious tone of his book.

FORTUNE-HUNTING EXTRAORDINARY.

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Ar an early age I was set up in place-a fine old solid village clusbusiness by my father. It was not in tered round a square-towered church, trade, nor in a learned profession. His are all infinitely preferable to London. pride revolted against commerce in Above all things choose a locality of all its forms-he thought the Bar little as much natural beauty as you can. better than a life-long apprenticeship Some flat scenes in Suffolk are as to the galleys; medicine as detestable hostile to the tender passion as would to administer as to take; the pulpit be the loss of an eye. A lovely landa mere corner in which to hide the scape softens the heart. This is the poverty of a church mouse; and the reason and not the difference of army so slow in its promotion, as climate-why Italy is more propionly to be fit for Methuselah. So he tious to love than Halifax or Kamset me up at twenty-three in business schatka. Who could talk of connuas a marrying man. My stock in bial bliss on Salisbury Plain? Who trade was considerable. Independent does not instantly think of a cottage of expectations befitting the only son and content in the vale of Taunton? of a Norfolk squire of tolerable acre- Streets are certainly fatal. The age, I was possessed of a grand-aunt female heart grows granite amid the of a very delicate constitution; a grinding of carriage wheels - no stature of five feet eleven; magnifi- amount of sentiment can survive the cent white teeth; great personal perpetual thunder of a thousand cabs. strength; health enough to withstand A 'bus is not to be thought of. All the whole college of physicians; and the loves and graces would die of self-reliance and confidence in my it at once. And eyes that could see, own resources that would have suf- through a long vista in the trees, a ficed for Alexander the Great. In marriage procession approaching the addition to all this, I had a smatter- old church door-white-haired viling of Latin and Greek, a competent lagers blessing the bride, and bells knowledge of French, a little music, sending up a merry tune to drown a great deal of small-talk, and a pro- the larks' voices in the upper air-see perty left me by my grandmother of no vision of the sort, looking up from three hundred a-year. Though the Belgravia to the Park, or down from trade in which I entered was greatly Hyde Park Gardens to Belgravia. overstocked, still we hoped, my They only see some withered grass, father and I, by a judicious selection, - a thousand carriages, some dusty and unfailing attention to business, elms, two hundred nurse-maids, and to merit the favour of a discerning a hundred soldiers, each with his cap public; and, finally, achieve a for- on one side of his head, and a little tune. How we succeeded in this, or if switch wherewith to tap his leg. we succeeded in it at all, it is now my Moreover, a demoiselle's expectation intention to tell; and in either case I dilates to the immense proportions of feel certain, that a good lesson will the city she inhabits. Devonshire be conveyed to my successors and House and the palaces in Piccadilly— rivals in that interesting pursuit. the magnificences of the Green Parkthe grandeurs of Park Lane-form a part of an aspiring beauty's nature; and she despises a comfortable oldfashioned manor, with its cawing rookery, and dry moat bounding its lawn. And if this be the effect on the mind of an aspiring beauty, what must it be on the purse-proud aspirations of a Lombard Street heiress ?on the imaginings of a sugar baker's inheritress? Beauty, she has long discovered, is a fading flower, and she

London is not by any means a good place to begin with: you are embarrassed by the number of heiresses, as sport is spoilt by too many foxes in a cover. The scent gets confused you are drawn off in fifty different directions; or if you take to one particular individual, you find she either dodges you from long experience, or is not worth pulling down. A country town of two or three thousand inhabitants a little deserted watering

is almost thankful she was never troubled with so fleeting a possession. Talent she despises as a qualification only requisite for people who have their way to make. Accomplish ments are only fit for governesses and performers on the stage. What beauty has done for a lovely young Lavinia-what talent and accomplishments have done for opera singers and actresses, must be done for her by dint of hard cash. She knows she has an immense amount of it; she calculates its power-and, standing tip-toe on piled-up barrels of golddust, she looks down on all the peerage below the degree of a duke. Avoid her by all means. She has too much money to have much romance; and is too vulgar to have any feeling. Poverty and wealth, like other extremes, are sometimes not very different in their effects. The mind is narrowed as much by superfluous millions, as by a paucity of shillings. The reason is, that in both cases the thoughts rest too constantly on money -the most debasing subject of contemplation on which they can be employed. In the one case, the heart is like an over-furnished drawingroom, where sofas, chairs, cabinets, tables, and articles of vertu, so block up the apartment that there is no room for a visitor in the midst of all that wealth; in the other, the room is so empty that there is no temptation for the visitor to stay, no chair to sit on, no carpet to warm the feet, and chill winds blowing in at window and door. I should say the affections begin to expand at four hundred a-year; and cease to blow at five thousand. Under the lesser sum, a woman makes you her victim, and hates you; above the larger, she makes you her slave, and despises you. I made up my mind to the medium, and was contented with either three thousand acres of arable land, or a hundred thousand pounds in the three per cents.

The instructions I received, before fairly opening shop, if conveyed in Greek, would have qualified me for a professor. "My boy," said my father to me he assumed a solemnity of look on these occasions, and a proverb-like terseness of expression, which always reminded me of Solo

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mon-" my boy, whenever you think of matrimony, beware of falling in love. Don't make up to rich girls who are positively ugly. They know it themselves, and appreciate your motives. Don't look out for beauty in the object of your choice. Don't object to it if it comes; but by all means prefer a person with no distinguishing characteristic, one way or other. Laying siege to beauty seems like building on another man's foundation. She has heard all about her eyes and dimples before. Be the creator of new feelings in the unsophisticated heart of the dowdy. Make ber proud of her flat nose. If she puts an extraordinary amount of fire into her little, half-shut, colourless eyes, propose on the instant. You have a right of possession to the land of which you are first discoverer. But, above all things, my dear boy, beware of having one spark of feeling, or of what fools call sentiment, and I call folly, in your own heart. Pass the port.' This is a syllabus of many a lecture delivered with the greatest earnestness. A sort of harshness mingled in the tone of his voice when he spoke of the possibility of my having any affection, even when I was most desperately in love. He himself had been a sufferer. He had courted my mother, who, in spite of great beauty, endeared herself to his eyes by possessing an aunt, of about fifty, from whom she expected an immense estate. He married on this expectation; and in a few months the aunt married an Irish captain of his own age-in a pique, as she herself confessed, at having been jilted for a penniless creature like her niece. "Sir, I lost four thousand a-year by neglecting the old lady. And that comes of falling disinterestedly in love."

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But these introductory remarks are not the result only of lectures and the paternal advice. They are confirmed by my own observation and experience. Two years in London, and a diligent reconnoissance from the lower parts of Brompton to the acclivities of the Regent's Park, showed me that all was barren. I forgot, in my eagerness to secure a comfortable home by a walk through the church, that there were thousands of fair aspirants for the honours of matrimony,

who had precisely the same design.
I forgot, also, that the same longing
looks which I directed to a green silk
bonnet and a house in Belgrave
Square, were addressed by a great
variety of bonnets towards my three
hundred a-year, and a house in an
old rookery in Norfolk. In the first
year of my noviciate, the banns were
called two Sundays between me and
a foreign marchioness, with a castle
on the Rhine, and fifty or sixty thou-
sand acres of the plain of Lombardy.
I luckily discovered in time that she
was already provided with a husband
in the person of a French barber, and
that the diamond ring-which she
gave me in exchange for a mosaic
gold bracelet-was of paste. So little
dependence can be placed on the
generosity of women! This incident
gave me in one month the wisdom of
twenty years. My hair did not grow
white in a single night, but in a single
hour my brain grew clear. My heart
became a lump of Wenham lake ice,
hard and cold. I hated all the sex,
and determined to marry money, and
nothing but money, in revenge. I was
not very particular about birth. The
marchioness sickened me of title; and
I turned my eyes from Debrett and
Grosvenor Square, and studied the
Commercial Directory, with a sove-
reign disdain of the Court Guide.
One evening a girl was pointed out
to me by Mrs Busby of Baker Street,
as a person very peculiarly circum-
stanced. In the pauses of the dance,
and particularly when we were drink-
ing negus, and nearly killing ourselves
with melted jellies, Mrs Busby and I
became confidential. "She's most
strangely circumstanced, is Emily
Brown," said Mrs Busby. "She's
what we call a penniless heiress." I
became attentive at these words, and
looked at Emily Brown-a little plea-
sant, inoffensive girl, about eighteen,
with light brown hair, and a pretty
elegant figure; but absurdly shy, and
blushing like a field of poppies when
she saw she was observed.

"A penniless heiress?" I inquired. "That seems rather a contradiction in terms-something like the luxury

of woe."

"It's all true, though. That old lady in dark grey is her mother. She is the widow of a vicar some

where in Warwickshire, and they are both supported by an uncle in India. He is a collector, or commissioner, or something else very high in the Company's service, and may rise still higher. With every step in rank he takes a rise in his ambition for his niece. Some years ago he would have been contented with a country surgeon, or an army captain, or a stockbroker; then he rose to a major, and a physician, and a banker; now he is for a gentleman of eight descents, and will cut her off with a shilling if she marries below his expectation."

"And the fortune?" I inquired in a careless manner- "the fortune takes a proportionate rise?"

"Doesn't it!" replied Mrs Busby. "Why, when he thought of the surgeon, it was only twenty thousand pounds. The major was worth forty; but now Busby tells me-and he buys in all his stock-Busby tells me it's sixty-five thousand in the three-and-a-quarters, besides a director's qualification in India stock."

"Will you introduce me, my dear Your story interests Mrs Busby? me extremely, and she seems charming girl."

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"I thought you were engaged for "said the next dance to my Selma, Mrs Busby, in a sulky tone; "but I see Colonel Munch has taken her out for the quadrille."

I hated that Colonel Munch. He was engaged in the same line of business with myself, bnt carried on his affairs so bunglingly that he exposed all the tricks of the trade. I looked upon him as Stultz may be supposed to look on Moses. However, I was introduced to Emily Brown. My father, whose prevision was wonderful, had the ball-room in view when he held me at the font. He had named me Reginald Augustus; so there was always a sort of pleasure in hearing the sound of my name Mr Reginald Osprey every presentation to a partner; and on this occasion it contrasted very nicely with Miss Emily Brown. We were mutually pleased, according to all appearance. She was not so timid as I thought, and had decidedly the necessary funds. had the good luck also to please

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