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Please you, deliberate a day or two.
(Exeunt Ant. and Pant. Pro. Thus have I shunn'd the fire, for fear of
burning; And drench'd me in the sea, where I am drown'd: I feard to show my father Julia's letter, Lest he should take exceptions to my And with the vantage of mine own excuse Hath he excepted most against my love. 0, how this spring of love resembleth
The uncertain glory of an April day ;
Pro. Why, this it is! my heart accords thereto; And yet a thousand times it answers, no.
SCENE I. Milan.
An apartment in the Duke's palace. Enter Valentine and Speed. Speed. Sir, your glove, Val
. Not mine ; my gloves are on. Speed. Why then this may be yours, for this is Val. Ha ! let me see: ay, give it me, it's miné Sweet ornament that decks a thing
divine ! Ab Silvia ! Silvia!
Speed. Madam Silvia ! madam Silvia !
you know madam Silvia ? Speed. She that your worship loves ? Val. Why, how know you that I am in love?
Speed. Marry, by these special marks : First, you have learned, like Sir Proteus, to wreath your arms like a male-content; to relish a love-song, like a robin-red-breast; to walk alone, like one that had the pestilence; to sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his A. B. C.; to weep, like a young wench that had buried her grandam; to fast, like one that takes diet ;l to watch, like one that fears robbing ; to speak puling, like a beggar at Hallowmas.2 You were wont, when you laugh’d, to crow like a cock; when you walked, to walk like one of the lions; when you fasted, it was presently after dinner; when you looked sadly, it was for want of money : and now you are metamorphosed with a mistress, that, when I look on you, I can hardly think you my master.
Val. Are all these things perceived in me? Speed. They are all perceived without you. Val. Without me? They cannot. Speed. Without you? nay, that's certain, for, without you were so simple, none else would : but you are so without these follies, that these follies are within you, and shine through you like the water in a urinal; that not an eye, that sees you, but is a physician to comment on your malady. Val. But, tell me, dost thou know my lady Silvia? (1) Under a regimen. (2) Allhallowmas.
Speed. She, that you gaze on so, as she sits at Val. Hast thou observ'd that? even she I mean. Speed. Why, sir, I know her not.
Val. Dost thou know her by my gazing on her, and
yet know'st her not?
Speed. That she is not so fair, as (of you) well favoured.
Val. I mean, that her beauty is exquisite, but her favour infinite.
Speed. That's because the one is painted, and the other out of all count.
Val. How painted ? and how out of count?
Speed. Marry, sir, so painted, to make her fair, that no man counts of her beauty.
Val. How esteemest thou me? I account of her beauty.
Speed. You never saw her since she was deformed.
Val. How long hath she been deformed? Speed. Ever since you loved her. Val. I have loved her ever since I saw her, and still I see her beautiful.
Speed. If you love her, you cannot see her. Val. Why? Speed. Because love is blind. O, that you had mine eyes ; or your own had the lights they were wont to have, when you chid at Sir Proteus for going ungartered!
Val. What should I see then? Speed. Your own present folly, and her passing deformity : for he, being in love, could not see to garter his hose ; and you, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose.
Val. Belike, boy, then you are in love; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes.
Speed. True, sir; I was in love with my bed: I thank you, you swinged' me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you
yours. Val. In conclusion, I stand affected to her.
Speed. I would you were set; so, your affection would cease.
Val. Last night she enjoined me to write some lines to one she loves.
Speed. And have you?
Dal. No, boy, but as well as I can do them :Peace, here she comes.
Enter Silvia. Speed. O excellent motion ! O exceeding puppet! now will he interpret to her.
Val. Madam and mistress, a thousand good morrows.
Speed. O, 'give you good even! here's a million of manners,
[Aside. Sil. Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thousand.
Speed. He should give her interest; and she gives it him.
Val. As you enjoin'd me, I have writ your letter, Unto the secret nameless friend of yours; Which I was much unwilling to proceed in, But for my duty to your ladyship. Sil. I thank you, gentle servant: 'tis very clerkly?
done. Val. Now trust me, madam it came hardly off; For, being ignorant to whom it goes, I writ at random, very doubtfully. Sil. Perchance you think too much of so much
(1) Whipped. (2) A puppet-show.
Val. No, madam; so it stead you, I will write, Please you command, a thousand times as much: Sil
. A pretty period! Well, I guess the sequel ; And yet I will not name it:-and yet i care not ;-And yet take this again ;-and yet I thank you; Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more. Speed. And yet you will; and yet another yet.
(Aside. Val. What means your ladyship? do you not.
like it? Sil. Yes, yes; the lines are very quaintly writ: But since unwillingly, take them again; Nay, take them. Val. Madam, they are for you.
Sil. Ay, ay; you writ them, sir, at my request : But I will none of them; they are for you: I would have had them writ more movingly.
Val. Please you, I'll write your ladyship another.
Sil. And, when it's writ, for my sake read it over; And, if it please you, so; if not, why, so.
Val. If it please me, madam! what then? Sul. Why, if it please you, take it for your labour; And so good-morrow, servant. Exit Silvia.
Speed. O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a
steeple! My master sues to her; and she hath taught her
suitor, He being her pupil, to become her tutor. O excellent device! was there ever heard a better? That my master, being scribe, to himself should
write the letter?